How do you flip off someone if you have 6 fingers?: I feel sorry for people that have 6 fingers on their hands. How do you flip someone off if you don't have a "middle" finger? Do you keep two fingers up to make a "middle" one or do you use the finger next to your ring finger? Usually they have 6 fingers on only one of their hands, so they can use the normal 5 fingered hand if it comes down to it. But if you've got 6 fingers on BOTH hands, you're screwed. Unless you buy one of those big foam "pointy hands" and rip off the pointer finger and glue it onto the middle of the foam hand. But then you're always walking around flipping people off so that might get you into a whole different predicament. But hey that's what you gotta do when you have 6 fingers on both hands. But there are a few "plus" sides, you can count higher on your fingers than other people, you can play a more advanced version of "Cat's Cradle" which you can call "Cat's Mobile Home" AND you can give "High Sixes!" instead of those pathetic "high fives".
	Photoshop is the greatest program ever: Adobe Photoshop is the best program ever made. You can bring to visualization anything your imagination can think of. From the simple things as cropping an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend out of a picture to putting your face on the body of Teri Hatcher (if you're into that freaky stuff...haha). I am sure that 99% of the guys that put celebrity faces onto porn star's bodies, use Photoshop (10 points for Photoshop!). Every image on this site was created, edited, resized...etc. using Photoshop. It is as though there is nothing that Photoshop can't do when it comes to images, and I agree with that statement (Of course I agree with it, because I just typed it.). Here are some examples: (Click image to enlarge)
	How To Get A Good Tip: Listen up waiters and waitresses (or "servers" is the politically correct term)! If you want a good tip, it's very simple. Keep my friends' and I drinks filled up. Don't you hate it when you're sitting at the table, you're drinking your drink and you run out. It's nice having a drink while you're passing the time waiting for the food to come and then once you get your food you want a drink to wash things down. So not being able to take a drink when you want to is a big disappointment in service.  Now there are very few things the "servers" have control over, it's not their fault if your food doesn't taste good that would be the cooks fault or if the table is dirty that's really the busboy's job. But the servers do have control over how often they fill up or bring new drinks. So if they fill up the drinks before they run out, then they will be getting a good tip. I have included a simple visual diagram on the left for any servers that may be having trouble grasping the concept.
	Driving a high performance car like an old lady: What is up with old people getting a nice fast, luxury or sports car, only to drive it 35 miles an hour on the freeway. How about they give me their car and I'll let them have a Radio Flyer© wagon so they won't have to be afraid of going too "fast". I'll drive their car around proper, speeding like there's no tomorrow, getting their money's worth out of the car. It's depressing seeing a brand new BMW or Lexus putting around never getting taken over 60mph, when you know the car is begging to have the tired screeched and go flying down the freeway.

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