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Not A Virgin
Girls With Tattoo's Aren't Virgins:
Every girl that I've ever met with a tattoo has had sex and in some cases were big sluts. Therefore I believe that any girl with a tattoo is not a virgin. There may be 1 or 2 girls out there with tattoo's that are virgins, but chances are slim. Reasons why girls with tattoo's have had sex are:
A. Girls that get tattoo's usually aren't churchgoing daddy's girls. They are the rebels that want to "express" themselves.
B. You are supposed to be 18 to get a tattoo, most girls have had sex by 18.
So now if you see a girl with a tattoo, you can know, she's not a virgin.

Hot Jessica Alba

My "Jessica" Theory:
This theory is that girls named "Jessica" are usually (98% of the time) HOT! or at the very least cute. Most of the Jessica's I have met have been HOT and the rest were cute. I have verified this with quite a few other "scientists" (aka friends) and they cannot think of an ugly "Jessica". Something about the name makes them good looking. Even Jessica Rabbit from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" was hot and she was a cartoon. On the left is Jessica Alba a very hot hot chica who's whole purpose in life is to prove my theory that Jessica's are hot.
List of Hottie Jessica's:
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Biel

So what's the lesson to be learned??? If you have a daughter, name her "Jessica'.
 


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