- a more helpful guide than previously
This is the future. Or it may be the past. All that we know is, the good times're gonna last.
They sound like the lyrics to a 1970s disco anthem. They aren't. I just made them up. But they cunningly make a lot of sense when related to The No Show. For indeed, The No Show has the ability to extend those times when you are enjoying yourself so that time itself is longer. No... I guess that's not strictly true. Oh well...
The No Show is me and him in a room playing records that we like, that you like, that we all like. Likus, likarus, likatere... as the Latin would have it.
And with a No Show every day in Freshers Week, what better way to start your university career?
Oi! I heard that! Who was that? Who said "Getting drunk and going to the Lemmy"? Sweet Lord, you may be young, but you aren't an idiot. I know, I know... you'll get dragged there by people you're trying to impress to build up your fragile self-esteem, but believe me, it just isn't worth it.
Pull up your favourite arm-chair, your bottle of Scotch, your relaxing slippers and the nearest thing you have to a nice warm Labrador and enjoy two (or more!) hours of prime-quality radio, guaranteed to provoke ninety of the 634 bodily functions!
Or just piss your time away like everyone else.
We're all going to die, why do it sooner?
The No Show
Xpression 87.7 FM
freshers@thenoshow.co.uk
No Show Productions (c) 2001