Personal pages are probably one of the useless inventions in human history, after plastic burrito sleeves, guns that don't launch watermelons, dead trees (in Europe), and perhaps oxygen. Some random freak roaming the internet (no offense if you're some random freak roaming the internet) probably won't have any interest in learning about some random freak who made a crappy site (no offense if this site is crappy). If you're actually reading this.. congratulations, you are officially bored.

Lots o' useless information all about MEAT!!

Name:

Kurt Alexander Best

Kurt Asbestos, Lord Asbestos, The Cheesemaster, Galaxy Fraulein Asbestos, Immortal Phoenix Edge, Paratikikurtomon, Kinu, Synbios, sonykiller, Her majesty, the queen of Scotland-Kurto del Sangren mar Chiizu ot Asbestos, Azel Saga, Orahumie Barungdede, et al.
So I see no need for you to call me by my "real" name. (BTW, "et al" does not mean "and Al")(BTW, "BTW" probably stands for "Brian's True Woman")

December 16th, 1980. That makes me 22 for those of you too lazy to figure it out on your own.

Lansing, Michigan

East Lansing, Michigan

Otaru, Hokkaido, Japan

09037721973

25014254 (Cheesemaster)

Immortal_phoenix_edge

sonykille R

Rhys-Sat
(obviously the most important information on this page)

asbestos4@hotmail.com, though I get so much spam there I'll probably never see a REAL email

Computer Science

Math!!! (only because they forced me to) and Japanese. Maybe Asian Studies, too, just for fun.

Kittens, the only woman I'll ever need.

Brian and/or Zach.

In high school I was into cross country and track. I'd give my left lung, kidney, and arm if only I could hurdle just once more! Although that seems like a kinda crappy deal for me, and it makes hurdling difficult. I used to play a lot of childish video games, but now I hardly have time for them. I also write music under the name "Segmentation Fault", and if I wasn't so damn lazy, I'd have more than three crappy songs finished by now.

Currently I have a few part-time jobs teaching English.

Make childish video games

Shining Force III. I had to import scenarios 2 and 3 (which probably means nothing to you unless you know the history of SF3), and I paid a hefty price to get my premium disc. But this series has changed my life, and I like it even more than the first game I ever made (guess the number between 1 and 10), although it's close.

Saturn Bomberman. A favorite in the dorms, as well as at Beefy Parties.

They Might Be Giants, Orbital, Takako Minekawa. My favorite genre is something called "Abstract Electronica". It's not techno.

"Snowy," a mix of "Here's Where the Story Ends" by Tin Tin Out, and "Nightmare" by Brainbug, by DJ Dumbo. It took me ages to find these songs, only to find that neither of them was Snowy, and that Snowy is too different than these songs to be either one of them. So apparently there's another song mixed in there. I'll probably never know what this song really is, but until I do, I give credit to DJ Dumbo (I taped it off the radio during his Party Pit dance party thing that my local radio station used to have every Saturday night), and myself for remixing and fixing the only copy in exsistance I know of.

I hardly watch TV. In America, my favorite is Futurama. In Japan, warate iitomo

Requiem for a Dream, Jurassic Park, Stargate, Planet of the Apes

I'm not quite sure............ why I put........... this one......... in here.............. I can't think................................ of............................................. a.....................ny............. time....... I've ever done that!............

Yeah, right, like I'm really going to tell you that I'm gay and I'm too afraid to tell anyone. I'm not THAT stupid.