Witty Comebacks!

Welcome to my Witty Comebacks page. Ever had someone insult you in front of all your friends and then you think of the perfect reply an hour later that would have made you look smart, funny and clever while leaving the other guy for dust? No More! I realize there are some other witty comeback pages out there and quite frankly I shamelessly lifted most of these from a range of them............. but is it just me or do none of them seen to have enough?, either that or the ones they do have don't work when you need them. For this reason I've decided to make mine better than all of theirs so feel free to e-mail me any you want me to add. Also some of these verge on being insults but hey, you're bound to get a few in any large collection, If you don't like it feel free to complain to anyone but me. If you've got any great insults or comebacks that you're just bursting to share with the world you can drop me a line here .

This page is under heavy construction so don't expect too much just yet, k?

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

  
 
 

  
 
 

  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
You have my assurance as a gentleman that this in no way involves custard or pickled herring. I wonder what will happen if you press this button? Relax, put up your feet, take out a good book and start reading........ or, alternatively, you could click on this link and go to my library section. Inconceivable! ahhhhhhhh, so THIS is the person to blame....... You'll laugh, you'll cry........ I'm just not going to tell you why. I'd give you my real address so you could send ordinary snail mail............. but I won't.