"First", she asked the teller, "I want to meet the President of Chase Manhattan because of the large amount of money I have". The teller thought this was a reasonable request after looking in the bag and seeing bundles of $1,000 bills. The little old lady was escorted upstairs to the Presidents office, saying she wanted to know who she did business with on a personal level. The bank President then asked her how she came into such a large amount of money, "Was it an inheritance?" he asked.
"No", she replied. He was quiet for a moment, trying to imagine where this little old lady could have got a hold of $3 million!
"I bet! "She stated.
"You bet?" Repeated the bank President. "As in horses?"
"No, I bet on people." she replied. Seeing his confusion, she explained that she just bet different things with people......
Suddenly, she said "1 bet you $25,000 that by 10.00 am tomorrow morning, your balls will be square". The bank President figured the old lady was nuts and could see some easy money here, so he accepted the bet, he couldn't see how he could lose! And for the rest of the day he was very careful, he decided to stay at home that evening and take no chances, he even went to bed early...... there was $25,000 at stake. The next morning, as he was taking a shower, he carefully checked to make sure everything was as it should be and that his balls were indeed, not square! There was no change, he looked the same as always. And so he went off to work and waited for the little old lady to arrive at 10.00am, humming as he went. He know it would be a good day, how often do you get $25,000 for doing nothing? At 10.00 am sharp, the little old lady was shown into his office. With her was a younger man. When the president asked who the man was, she told him that he was her lawyer and that she always took him along with her whenever there was money involved. "Well," she asked. "What about our bet?
"I don't know how to tell you this." he replied. "But I?m the same as always, only $25,000 richer". The little old lady seemed to accept this, but requested that she see for herself! The bank President thought this show of proof was reasonable enough and dropped his trousers. She instructed him to bend over and then she grabbed his testicles. Sure enough, everything was fine. The President then jumped up and saw the lawyer standing across the room violently banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" the banker inquired.
"Oh him"' she replied. "1 bet him $100,000 that by 10.00 am this morning I'd have the President of Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls."
