10. Blow your nose and show it to others.
9. Squeeze a packet of ketchup out and scream that your bleeding to death.
8. Faint, then get up walk over to a particularly sick person and faint in their lap.
7. Ask the person next to you what an exposed kidney looks like.
6. Show someone a rock and say it came from your kidney.
5. Pretend to throw up in your hat and then ask someone to hold it for you
4. Ask "Is it my turn yet?" every 10 seconds
3. Tell the person next to you how babies are made (graphically)
2. Ask the receptionist for your next patient saying your Dr. Love.
1. Go in and complain to the doctor how long you waited in the waiting room, then protest his diagnosis and refuse to pay, then storm out screaming "I'll get you...and your little nurse too."
10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.
9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.
8. Your only charge cards are for Salvation Army, ARC and DAV thrift stores.
7. You work full time and still qualify for food stamps.
6. You empty out your piggy bank and cook the bank as your Easter ham.
5. All you can think of morning , noon and night is clipping grocery coupons.
4. You file your taxes and the IRS returns them stamped. "Charity Case-- Return to Sender."
3. You set the world record for mailing $1.00 rebate request to Young America, Minnesota.
2. You pay all your bills, put the remaining $1.00 in the billfold and it goes int o shock.
1. You get arrested for taking coins out fo the fountain in the mall.
10. Come out of the stall with wet hands.
9. Pour water in a constant stream on the floor and say " Darn I almost made it."
8. Wash your hair in the sink and dry it in the dryer.
7. Wear paper towels around your head and pretend you're Erykah Badu.
6. Write on the wall of the women's room "Tom was here." Write on the men's wall "Michael Jackson was here."
5. Ask the person in the stall next you for a tampon.
4. Roll a roll of toilet paper all the way down the row of stalls.
3. For a woman stand in front of a stall, for a man sit down and pee.
2. Scream "Ohh it Burns" as you use the bathroom.
1. Lock the door from the inside, sound frustrated that you can't get out, then crawl under the door getting as dirty as possible, and complain to the manager that the door is faulty.
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