MicroSOFT
After the Hugh Grant incident made the papers, Bill Gates called up Hugh Grant.
Bill asked "Was it really worth $50 to almost ruin your career?"
Hugh replied "Bill, actually it was worth a million".
So Bill called up Hughes' favorite prostitute, but since she became so famous, her prices had gone up quite a bit. So Bill paid $10,000 for a night with Divine. In the morning he said, "That was fantastic! Now I know why professionally you call yourself 'divine'".
She answered "Thank you, and now I know why you call your company Microsoft."
all you mac geeks
,we must support apple com
2/97.Microsoft said it'd stop making software for PowerPC chip,dealing the latest
blow to the once-touted microprocessor.The powerPC microprocessor,developed jointly by IBM co,Motorola inc. and Apple Comp,were once
pushed as an alternative to the dominant INTEL co chips that are the brain of most computers.
Only Apple currently sells powerPC computers in any substancial numbers,and last month IBM said it'd stop making its powerPC-Windows NT
machines because of their small sales volumes.
The power McIntosh line is a leading platform for professional publishing,multimedia and web authoring.
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