Comedy Section
To
brighten our utterly dull lives...
Since we here at Alpha are pretty boring people, we need a source of creativity from somewhere, so we have made a list of all of our favorite jokes that help us get through our days and put new outlooks on life. This list is about a year old and includes some true classics. We are always looking for more jokes, so send us your best if you know whats good for you.
| Name | Type | Description |
| Pranks | List | A large collection of college pranks, mostly harmless |
| Yo Mama | List | Entire list of great Yo-Mama jokes. |
| Pick-up Lines | List | Hundreds of amusing ways to pick up a girl. |
| Computer Lab | List | Things to do in a computer lab. |
| Toaster Makers | List | What if ____ made toasters. |
| Chinese Phrases | List | A list of chinese phrases and their meanings. |
| New Virus's | List | New viruses for the new millinium |
| New Windows Errors | List | New windows error messages. |
| Too Much of the '90's | List | You know you've had too much of the 90's when... |
| Gonna be a Bad Day | List | It's gonna be a bad day when... |
| Daughter's Letter | Story | A daughters letter to her mother about a bad grade. |
| Helicopter | Story | Microsoft Spoof. |
| Relationship Math | Story | Self Explanitory. |
| MYASS | Story | A sucessful business operation. |
| Geeks | Story | Why we dispise geeks. |
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