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Welcome to THE DAILY gRANT! This will be updated occasionally. You may say “why isn’t it updated daily, as the name might suggest?” and my answer is that I wanted to call it THE DAILY gRANT, and you can lick my nuts if you don’t like it. I was hoping to do it about 3 times a week, and if I called it “THE 3 TIMES A WEEK gRANT” It would sound GAY! And what if I put on 2, or 4? What then? “THE ON AVERAGE 3 TIMES A WEEK, BUT SOMETIMES 2 OR 4, OR MAYBE SOME OTHER AMOUNT OF DAYS gRANT.” Yeah, so, "DAILY gRANT" it is.

I also wish to add, that most of the time, I just write these, then upload 'em. Spell check and proof reading is for pussies!

Movie Review System:
Put=Bad
Put It=Not As Bad
Put It In=Okay
Put It In Her=Good
Put It In Her Trunk=Fucking Good
Put It In Her Trunk!=Holy Fuck! This shit is good!

10-9: Go me, it's been one whole month! That's wicked cool man. Wait a minute. No it's not. Fuck. Oh, and I know a good deal of the things I post suck, but nobody is making you read them. Except me. Stay tuned for cool site updates. Trust me.

10-22-02: Follow-up
10-21-02: McMetric
10-14-02: Movie Review: "Knockaround Guys"
10-09-02: "We're Not Gonna Protest!"
10-04-02: Afterthoughts
9-28-02: Where's My Small Child?
9-25-02: Mo' Beats Yo
9-23-02: Movie Review: "Ballistic: Ecks VS. Sever"
9-16-02: Message Bored (Two In One Day! Feel Special)
9-16-02: The one about getting fired
9-15-02: Yeah, I'd like one major band, hold the fame
9-11-02: 'nuff said
9-10-02: Don't miss a thing!
9-8-02: Super Mario All-Stars
9-7-02: Fuck Emo
9-5-02: Welcome!