Monday, October 11, 1999

Unquotable Quotes

This page shall be dedicated to really bad quotes that I hear. I made read these or even have people say them to me. Usually these quote invoke the feeling of "geez, that was funny, for half a second", followed by "ooh, that really shouldnt have been said".

Enjoy

"Congratulations. Being married is good - there is nothing to fear - join us..."

"I need a vacuum cleaner that sucks"

"Thats what your mother said" - Dayne May ??/05/2000

"You can have your Quake and eat it too"

"Does anybody know how often the Business Review Weekly comes out?"