Wednesday, December 4, 2002
My Joke

Here's a joke I came up with whilst in a car on the north side of Mt Snowdon

Two Welsh shephards were out with their sheep one afternoon. As the dark was coming, rain approaching and temperature dropping, one said to the other, "You know you can make fire by smashing two rocks together?". The other looked around and the cliff walls and rocky surrounds. "Oh yeah? Which two?".

Anyway, thats enough from me for the moment...

Friday, January 19, 2001
Life Mimics Art

...so I'm walking through the car park of my work, and I'm nearing the station where the parking attendant sits. He's not there, but I can see a light on. Through his barred window I see a small radio. As I walk by, I realise classical music is coming from the radio and it is fading fast.

I have this urge to *shoot* the radio...

Do you think I play Counter-Strike too much?


Here are Twisted bits from 2000 and before.