Here are my IRC pranks, mostly pulled from #teensex on DALnet, and posted here for you to enjoy! These are VERY explicit and should not be read by anyone under 18. (duh) Here they are:
This guy thinks i'm Britney Spears. No, really, i'm not kidding.
This guy wanted to pay a guy or girl to come up and beat his dick up. I offered some lively suggestions. He's been banned from #teensex a lot, but he's quite humorous.
This guy wanted cyber with a girl. So, I pretend to be a Malaysian chick who can't use vowels. Pretty funny.
This guy wanted a chick with a fetish. So, I gave him one. Dolphin sex, to be exact.
This guy wanted some chick to tell him her fantasy, so how's plushophilia for ya?
This guy wanted cyber, but all I did was tell him about some stuff with dolphins. He just wanted to get off.
This random chick messages me, and then both me and her make up stuff, except my stuff is grosser. (don't read if you're easily offended)
I catch a swedish pedophile wannabe (don't read if easily offended)
Well, thats it for now. Not all of them are super funny, but they are up here for nostalgic purposes. Mainly, they were done at my own convienience and for my own amusement, so if you don't like em, screw you too. I don't even think some of these are any good now, but nonetheless, I put them all up. Have fun!