I am Jason Porath, a boy of 16. I am probably one of the most bizarre people that you'll ever run across. I have such a good grip on reality that I can make fun of it!

I like Anime, Confuser/Interneting, , writing, Nintendo, swimming, drawing on everything I can and some things I can't, ice skating.

I have 4 cats : Lavana/Bon Bon, Skitter/Baby Cat, Evil Baby Fecklar (aka Penny), and Lyla/the Happy Holstein.

I live in Louisville Kentucky. (I am not a hick, and I hate KFC)

I have black Hair, eyes, and usually, clothing. About 5'10, kinda scary looking.

Me! : )

Marital status : Single. Hey, stop laughing! I got prospects..
I LOOOVE pizza, Star Wars, pasta, X-Files, nice people, drawing, smart people, melodrama and flaming poultry (don't ask).

Now I HATE corrupted idiots, boys in general, that annoying sound a cat makes when you step on it, Barney, and bagpipes.

My 5 Favorite Heroes are:

• Neflite (Sailor Moon) Hey, I'm NAMED after him. (on the net)
• Tasuki (Fushigi Yuugi) "GEN-CHAN HAS REVIVED! Oh, Tamahome, were you there?"
• Xelloss (Slayers) Ok, he probably isn't a hero, but.. uhmm... oh well.
• Zelgadis (Slayers) If you need an explanation, you need a slap in the face.
• Lina Inverse (Slayers) The ultimate sorceress! Funny, sarcastic, powerful, greedy, and flat-chested! Wa ha ha ha!
  YES Slayers has awesome characters. So you can just shut up and get yerself a copy. It's 20 bux for 3/4 episodes (a REAL bargain), got sub and dub. The dub ain't that bad either! It's out from software sculptors! GET A COPY NOW!

5 Favorite villains :

• Boba Fett (Star Wars) Shut up.. he had like 5 lines but he still rocked. STOP LAUGHING!!!!
• Gendo Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) "Cut off the feedback circuit, turn on the dummy plug." (against the 13th angel)
• Ashram (Lodoss War) He even looks kinda like me....
• Copy Rezo (Slayers) Magical clones of legendary insane blind priests.. how many of those have YOU seen?
• Magus (Chrono Trigger) Again, you need to ask, you get the smack.

  
  If somebody who knows me in real life sees this page, this should just further your aversion of me. :)
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