SIGNS OF THE TIMES
There is a difference between a
philosophy and a bumper sticker.
-- Charles M. Schulz
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An elephant is a mouse with an operating system. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse Code. ASCII no questions, I'll ANSI no lies
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone. Best file compressing around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression. Buy a Pentium 90, so you can reboot faster! Does fuzzy logic tickle? Don't get mad ... get 32MB more of RAM.
Double your drive space -- delete Windows! 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. E Pluribus Modem Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng. I am a Pentium of Borg. Division is futile! You will be approximated! I came, I saw, I deleted all your files. I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control! IBM: You can buy better, but you can't pay more. If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium. It's an IBM world after all. MSDOS: Just say no! Nothing shocks me. I'm a beta tester.
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet. Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address. Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well. Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector. Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand. Practise safe computing! Wear a write protect tab! Programmers don't die. They just GOSUB without RETURN. QUIT is a four-letter word!
Read my Lisp... no new syntax.(nil) Rebooting your brain can be tricky.
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... Software quality is not a crime. Smith & Wesson: The original Point-and-Click interface. 10BaseChaos -- Coming Soon to a network near you! The computer made me do it. The name is Baud... James Baud. The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe. There are lies, damned lies, and benchmarks, The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out... Think of your family tonight.
This is the Intel 8086 processor, the preferred weapon of your enemy. Trust your computer, but not its programmer. UNIX - It's not just a good idea - it's the LAW! Unix: when you can't afford the very best. What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator. Who needs brain when you got software? Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk? Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" Will uninstall Windows 95 for food!
Windows 95: Tomorrow's Bugs, Today. |
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