Life as a Blonde - Horseback Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
Lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip
from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but can not
seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her
arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides down the side of the horse anyway.  The horse gallops along,
seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.  Finally, giving up her frail
grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw
herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup and she is now at
the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground again and again. As her head is
battered against the ground, she is
mere seconds away from unconsciousness when......
The Wal-Mart manager runs out to unplug the horse.