JOKE OF THE DAY:
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At
the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when
they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a
faint moan. They open the casket to find that the woman is actually
alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again
held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers
are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking the husband cries
out,
"WATCH OUT FOR THE WALL"