THiNGs gUrLs cAn sAy....

1. Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful, hate me cuz your boyfriend thinks so!!

2.East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the B*tch who touches my man!!

3.If you need a nickel, I'll give you a dime, if you need a man bitch, don't fuck with mine!!

4.Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

5.God created men first `cuz you always need a rough draft before he made the masterpiece!

6. God loves stupid people, thats why he made so many men!

7.Only good girls go to heaven, thats why I wasn't invited!!

8.Sex is like Pringles, Once you pop, you can't stop!!

9.Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.

10.I have P.M.S and a Gun, now what were you saying?!?!:)


THinGs GUyEs CaN sAy....

1.Its not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean!

2.Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again??

3.Loves a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration??

4.Don't drink and Drive, you might go over a bump and drop your beer!

5.God gave me brains and a penis and only a little bit of blood; I can only work one at a time!!

6.If guys got a period, they would brag about the size of their tampons!

7.Roses are red, Apples are sour, open your legs and I'll show you some power!!

8. Was your dad a thief, cause he must have taken the sparkle out of the stars and put it in your eyes!

9. <Licks finger and touches girls cloths> Here, let me help you take off those wet cloths!