Funny True Facts

A closed mind is a good thing to lose.

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as
a group decide that nothing can be done.

A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the
statement of an agreeable untruth. (Sir John A. MacDonald)

A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes
on another computer.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals
fought for a generation ago.

A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals.

Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not
well enough to lend to.

A crisis is when you can't say: "let's forget the whole thing".

A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's
table!

Action may not always be happiness, but there is no happiness without
action.

A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing.

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the
men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way
his mother cooked. (Kimberley Broyles)

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember
your birthday when you never look any older?"

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never
remembers her age.

A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in
God usually results in a belief in anything.

A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show.

Adolescence and snow are the only problems that disappear if you ignore
them long enough.

A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline.
(Harvey Mackay)

A drop of ink may make a million think.

A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
in the middle.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. (Erica Jong)

A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.

A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul last forever.

A farmer learns more from a bad harvest than a good one.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was
studying books by the light of the fireplace."
The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable
happiness there is in our lives. (C.S. Lewis)

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.