The Little Dirty Bastard's
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"LDB goes
to school"
Got a teacher you hate?
Fill a film container full of strong, smelly cologne
(ie. Old Spice) put the top back
during class change, in the shuffle, toss the
canister into your teachers room or into the crowd at someone.
klepto revenge
Kinda hard to with the teacher in room so do this
before class starts but take multiple objects and hide them such as her
lesson plans books.... great time waster
You may think this is stupid but 4/7 my teachers
transferred last year.
"Fire stuff"
Smokebombs
Take a fair quantity of common grocery-store sugar,
mix it with an equal quantity of potassium chlorate, put the mixture in
a heat-resistant container(ceramic or glassware will do, not alluminum
pots!) 2) Melt the sugar and potassium chlorate together, then light it
to set it off. You can get Potassium chlorate at most Drugstores for about
$2.50 a bottle it as sold under the name Salt Petre.
Napalm
pour a 1/4 of a cup gasoline in to and old can or
bowl put styrofoam in it and it will dissolve. keep adding styrofoam until
you get a thick paste this stuff lights quick and burns Extremely hot.
Be creative itll do a number on mailboxes or anything plastic you want
to put into a street.
A Great Propellant
Use either WD-40 or a silicon Lubricant both are
stable come in cans and can be used to do anything
from make fuses to burning down things.
Bait an idiot
Take a glass bottle and fill it with WD-40 or silicon
lubricant light the mouth of the bottle on fire, the fumes will burn, (and
hopefully not the liquid) place the bottle in the street somone may pass
it, stop and put it out or most hilariously kick it over setting the liquid
on fire and it will stream across the street. This one will really spook
someone but it's kinda dangerous. (to you)
"Stuff to
do on Trash Night"
Flooding someone's House
First, find an empty trashcan or empty one out yourself.Then
fill it up with water and lean it up against someone's door that opens
inwards.When they open up their door the trashcan will fall into the house
flooding the prankee's home.
Getting a car
Get a big piece of fishing line and set it up going
across the street elevated about oner or two feet high . On the end of
each line attach trashcan lids or soda cans. When a car drives by it willl
catch the line and ids/cans will smash into the sides
"Baloon Fun"
Things you can put in balloons
•shaving cream
•mustard
•glue
•cologne
•tabasco sauce
•see stinking mix
One of my favorites
Take fishing line and run it across the street tie
it to two signs or trees etc...
next blow up and fill a baloon w/anything from above.
Tie the balloon off and fasten it to the middle
of the line. Eventually some moron will be driving
so fast down the street that they will smash into the balloon and get a
nice suprise.
.Newspaper goodies
Tormenting the newspaper guy
In Most areas the newspaper boy has been replaced
with a guy in a car who delivers paper between 2 and 3 AM. Have some fun
with this guy by picking up all of the newspapers he has already delivered
on one street and piling them on a street he hasn't yet delivered to. This
is hilarious to watch.
Hanging the newspaer out to dry
This one's pretty simple take string tie it to a
newspaper and throw it over a tree branchtie the string off cut it and
leave the newspaper hanging in a tree 30 ft up.
Huge paper wasps
Bend a newspaper in half into a "V" shape with 3
people and a three-man-slingshot you have just constructed a HUGE paper
wasp use your imagination.
"Car Trouble"
Carmelizing their engine
basically you pour sugar into someone's gas tank
and their engine becomes one large sugar crystal when they turn it on you
can also put pepper in someone's engine it will stop the car from running
but not damage the engine
Pressurizing a car from the inside out
This one's tough you have to dip multiple cans of
shaving cream into liquid nitrogen. after the cans are frozen solid take
of the metal and save the frozen blocks of shaving cream.
12 blocks in a closed Vbug will unfreeze to pressurize
the car from the inside out. I'm not sure how many blocks for other cars
Things to do to their tail pipe
•put a condom on the tailpipe (or on their antennae)
•place unpopped popcorn in the tailpipe
Booby traps
*dump babypowder into the air vents and point them
at the driver also turn the volume all the way up
and change the radio station ( just change the settings) When someone turns
on their car baby powder is flying and music is blaring
*cover the wipers with something nasty ketchup, dog
doo...the put a spot in the center of the windshieldwhen they go to clean
off the spot they make things worse
*place bubble wrap on their tire (a small ammt inconspicously)
*put stones in their hubcaps (klink klink klink)
*put diswashing detergent in someones wiper fluid(makes
a nice foam)
misc
*hide an egg in someones car or yogurt
*go to the pet store and buy 50 crickets put them
in someone's car
*saran wrap someone's door shut . go over and under
the car
*sugar on a vinyl seat on a hot day
*when it's below freezing dip cotton balls in water
and place them all over the car contact will make them freeze and stay
there until the tempature climbs
*tie a a really string to someone's bumper on the
other end attach various objects (trascan, cans, bird feeder a kite....)
*put bb's in the defroster vent to make a funny noise
coming from the dash during turns
"Stinking mix"
mix this stuff together its guarnteed to make any
person or animal cry cough and sneeze
•cologne
•garlic powder
•minced onions
•black pepper
•horse raddish
•mustard
•whatever else you can find!
this stuff will burn your eyes and nose. put it on
somone's window, on a handle, on somone, it stinks, and is hard as hell
to get rid of .
"House
stuff"
Lemonade
Take one of the biggest instant lemonade or drink
powder can you can find and dump it into someone's pool or jaquzzi
the whole thing will change color, and if small enough, taste like lemonade.This
one is too funny ( You can also use teabags)
Locks
Toothpaste dries pretty slow, a couple hrs. or so,
squeeze toothpaste in someone's lock and they are going to have a helluva'
time getting their door open.
More Locks
Super Glue a quarter over a keyhole. The owner will
not be able to get their key in. (get all of the locks
if you want to lock'em out)
AC Units
Some houses have Ac units that stick outside the
windows. put the above stinking mix in an ac unit or anything else that
may smell or spread (ie// babybowder)
Mailboxes
*weld/glue a the lid shut go to and home improvement
store and find a glue compoud
*fill the mailbox with say caulk or concrete
*If it's in shallow find other shallow mailboxes
and switch them
*I f your're really sick torch it to the ground
*I am working on ways to rig mailboxes
Experiment
I haven't done this but some people leave their houses
through the garage so securing a trash can to the door could
A)break the door as it goes up
B)do nothng
C)Smash back down if it's a safety door
Let me know if you try this
Concrete
Toilets -By Evil
You can pour concrete into a toilet, or even up into
the top water holder of
the toilet. I reccommend ready-mix-quick-crete. Other
ways of using concrete
is to pour it into your mark's car - that could be
done through an open
sun-roof.
More Concrete to House Stuff--By Evil
You can also use one of those water balloon catapults
and launch a few
semi-hardened balls onto your mark's property. If
his home is equipped with
a nice and sturdy storm door in the front of it,
you can pop out part of the
window and then fill the space with concrete.
4miles to the gallon?
slashing somone's tires isn't creative, but proping
someone's car on bricks, slashing the tire and filling with cement is.
The person's wheels will look fine but they won't understand why theyre
getting four miles to the gallon
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