NBA AleNBA AleNBA ale is our version of a Nut Brown Ale. It has a deep amber color, and a mild hoppy taste.
Swami Swill (formerly known as Hindu Brew)Swami Swill is an India Pale Ale (IPA). It is a lighter beer with a strong hops taste.
Roger's Russkie RedUnlike most reds available commercially (lagers), Roger's Russkie Red is an ale. It has a great mild taste.
Sam HellSam Hell is our shot at a Sam Adams look-alike.
Shorty's Scottish AleMy personal favorite, Shorty's is brewed in memory of our sea-uncle, George Scott (Scotty).
Funky Monks Trappist AleFunky Monks is one of the more tedious beers we brew, mainly because it doesn't really
start to come into its own for a good three months after bottling. It is, however, well
worth the wait.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if
you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very
least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your
mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--His reply
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
--David Daye
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
--Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer
shoot out our nose.
--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh,
I grant ou that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go
nearly as well ith pizza.
--Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like
to
pee a lot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Welhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for
example, here would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson