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06.12.02
kylie minogue is hot! i can't stop listening to her song in your eyes. i want to and i do ogle her whenever i can. she is such a minxy little sexpot. she makes me want to:
1) paint my fingernails, toenails, and lips cherry red (check on the first two)
2) put on a ridiculously short mini skirt, a tight red halter top, my silver 3" strappy stiletto sandals
3) go to a club and be a merciless cocktease.
tomorrow i'm going out with jacob and his friend matt, so opportunity knocks!
i also find myself very attracted to hot latino/latino-looking men, especially if they have tattoos and/or a simple necklace and are buff (no mr. t gold chains or scary mr. universe muscles, please). hza!
if jacob, his friends, and/or family are reading this, please do not be alarmed. please do not feel the need to alert the media or each other. if i wanted to cheat on jacob, i would have done it already. plenty of cock to be had in paris (by the way, i was in paris; it was fabulous -- more later). s/he who has not fantasized about persons other than their significant others may cast the first stone.

06.10.02
got several junk e-mails peddling viagara and all-natural ways to add 3" to my penis. do these people do market research? and if yes, do they know that most women do NOT own penises? but all the same, it almost makes me wish i had one.

04.11.02
buying gifts for girls: stuffed animals.

example 1: good type of stuffed animalexample 2: bad type of stuffed animal

04.02.02
i got a junk ad-mail titled "want to make love like a teen?". it never occurred to me that anyone would want to make love in that lumbering, fumbling way for all of, say, three minutes, afterwards lying there in awkward post-coital silence. the girl feels unsatisfied (three minutes is NOT enough for orgasm), the boy feels inept (a few clumsy ins-and-outs and it's over), both feel nauseous and want to go home. right.

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