Get WHACKED!!!!!

The Virtual Hitman

I created the virtual hitman to help those in need. Many times people such as myself need to get something off their chest and into someone elses--via knife, bullet, stake, meathook, or whatever. If you are one of these people, then this page was made for you. All you have to do is submit their name and method of disposal to the virtual hitman, and they will have a "virtual" contract out against them. No harm will come to any of the parties involved, but you will gain an infinite amount of satisfaction knowing that their life is putty in your hands. You can get ours of enjoyment just telling them that you have a 'contract' out on them with a very large evil person. Enjoy!!!! :)