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Jane Austen:

"One would like to say yes to all of this but one feels that yodelling could prove to be the source of too much curiosity amongst ones fellows."

Isaac Asimov:

"Few people realise that my books are full of yodelling robots!"

"Yodelling has been the driving force behind all my work. La Peste was the culmination of all that is good and wholesome about yodelling."

"When I wrote Macbeth all I could think about was yodelling. If music be the food of love, yodel on!"

Just let Bruce show you how it's done.

See what Bruce says:

"The use of the human voice to produce music. In singing, the lungs act as an air reservoir and bellows, forcing air between the vocal cords and causing them to vibrate, much like the double reed of an oboe. The resulting sound is amplified as it resonates in the cavities of the chest, neck, and head, and it is articulated (given vowels and consonants) by the singer's lips, teeth, tongue, and palate. Vocal training allows a singer to develop breath control, to regulate the degree of relaxation or tension in the body, and to resonate and articulate sound. Whether trained or not, singers in every culture exercise choice in their use of the voice. American, Swiss, and African Pygmy yodelers intuitively alternate rapidly between high and low registers, for example, and most men can produce falsetto tones without knowing that these tones depend on only partial vibration of the vocal cords."

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