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The mysteries of learning are resolved by Fump's. We offer a wide range of courses that can be studied while you're sitting on the toilet.

Become a "virtual" student.

Take the following dentistry courses and learn how to...

• Grind your your teeth with the help of a real organ grinder
• Sing while eating soup
• Pull your own teeth out
• Shave your gums
• Wear two sets of false teeth at the same time
• Implant holographic fillings
• Make soup out of extracted teeth
• Smelt your own fillings

Fumps also offers the following wide ranging degree courses:-

• BSc (Hons) Giraffe Measuring
• BSc (Hons) Lion, Tiger and Bear Sampling
• BA (Hons) Elephant Selection
• Postgraduate Research into Stupidity

Get a "virtual" degree to assist you in the development of your "virtual" life.

Baboon Academy
Bruce's Yodelling School
Dining In
Elephant Selection Service
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