Well, you are obviously the sort of compulsively nosy person who gets a kick out of mooching around in other people's underwear drawers. I know, I know, you just could not contain your curiosity, and you are really sorry, and you won't do it again, well tell it to the Judge, Mack I ain't interested.
Only joking kids, I will shortly be posting some interesting facts about me and my sordid, allegedly criminal lifestyle. But they haven't proved anything goddamn it!! and all of what is to come is most probably only conjecture.
Well they say that the guy works in computers, is rarely seen during the day, and with the exception of the web, hates the information age and thinks we should all buy farms in the country, have white pickett fences, talk to our neighbors, and systematically kill all lizard, bloodsucking, proliferating,pontificating, politicians.
He writes occassionally, mostly dark moody bloodthirsty metaphors for how fucked up the world around him is, and draws sick, sick pictures of what he would like to do to the people who he thinks have made it that way (kind of like Kafka without the dance numbers).
He has several friends (most of whom are still kind of nervous in his company), tends to occassionally let his hedonistic tendencies get out of control and is easily led astray. Loves pesto, and hates children (to his eternal shame he once was one.)
Click here to get the Hell out of my private business and go HOME..
