Rob - 12/28/00 15:05:38 My URL:http://fuelborn.9ug.com My Email:broken_home93@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: No! Spiders: good or bad?: Good LIES: do you dare to fool me?: I don't know if I could Past regressions...: I regret being born sometimes End of the world...: Soon (hopefully outside of 70 years so I dont have to see it when it comes) Will I ever have the chance again?: Depends on what you want another chance on

Comments: You told me to put up with your bitching so I did :-). Great site, now I know how to get away with cutting class thanks to you.

Clown4Hyre - 11/28/00 05:21:32 My URL:http://www.mp3.com/clown4hyre My Email:Clown4Hyre@altavista.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: why not contacts? Spiders: good or bad?: ugly LIES: do you dare to fool me?: as always Past regressions...: lead to past bowel movements End of the world...: is but a bowl of cereal Will I ever have the chance again?: for a nickle and a bucket of chicken, anything can happen

Comments: Movies you MUST see!!!! Goodfellas Pulp Fiction Casino Resevoir Dogs Natural Born Killers (directors cut) A Clockwork Orange

Clown4Hyre - 11/28/00 05:07:43 My URL:http://www.mp3.com/clown4hyre My Email:clown4hyre@altavista.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: yes Spiders: good or bad?: bad LIES: do you dare to fool me?: all the tyme Past regressions...: I'll just say no, so i dont have to get deep End of the world...: smells like bacon Will I ever have the chance again?: the second i quit smoking pot

Comments: Hello people!!! I am sitting at the computer from which this page was created. Anyway, I would love for people here to become a part of my collection of people that love to be creative, artistic, intuitive, imaginative, and/or anything else. This is called Clown4Hyre's Spandex House. It is a group of supportive people that perform or write, or create music, or dance... ANYTHING! Just email me and say I want to join the Spandex House and check out my music at: www.mp3.com/clown4hyre Peace people

I feel for you, better fuckin go away - 09/12/00 05:28:59 My URL:This one... it's mine all mine, you don't want it, and you can't have it My Email:now go away Let the rabbits where glasses?: I have mental problems, don't talk to me Spiders: good or bad?: gross- hehe, i know why this question was here now... LIES: do you dare to fool me?: I can fool anyone Past regressions...: I have alot End of the world...: Never have I seen your god so why should I believe in faith? Will I ever have the chance again?: I'm doin the best I ever did

Comments: Ok, i have a bone to pick w/ you... YEAH YOU READING THIS! Dammit, you're reading my guestbook, but not signing it? Excuse you! You have got to sign this, look at all the fun questions.... now get off this page NOW and sign it.... do like I told you, stay away from me.... never misunderstand me... keep away from me.... twisting everything around that you say, smack me in my mouth 200 times every other day, wrap me up I don't hear you anymore... find out what it means to be, I don't know who you are....

samantha - 06/13/00 16:19:50 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/de2/distortedeyes My Email:xfrgst0mpx@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: i dont care Spiders: good or bad?: bad LIES: do you dare to fool me?: nope Past regressions...: none End of the world...: not soon enough Will I ever have the chance again?: probably not

Comments: hey laura. i just thought that i would come and see what is up with your page. its nice :) everyone go visit mine and sign the gbook and make me feel special! :) thanks

Vinnie Blanco aka Dana Stabilito - 04/19/00 06:04:46 My Email:Blanco1979@cs.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: like i give a fuck Spiders: good or bad?: indifferent LIES: do you dare to fool me?: come and get me... Past regressions...: je regret rien, but i fucked up a couple times... should i name names? End of the world...: july 21, 1979 Will I ever have the chance again?: i could have banged jen, sally, autumn, gab, jess, jackie, rachel, kim and jill (and becky0 my senior year, and didn't. because of alex. will i ever have the chance again?

Comments: Slim Shady, brain dead like Jan Brady, or my Aunt Mady. You little like that Kim lady. I'm buzzin', Dirty Dozen naughty rotten rhymer, cursin' at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer... So when you see me on your block with 2 glocks, screaming "fuc the world" like 2Pac, I just don't give a fuck...

Bobbyboo - 04/19/00 06:02:56 My Email:bobbyboo02@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: sure but they can't have mine Spiders: good or bad?: good i like them with butter and garlic LIES: do you dare to fool me?: i dont lie well only to save my ass Past regressions...: A few but not going to tell End of the world...: its coming soon Will I ever have the chance again?: i hope not

Comments: none at this time

LAuRa* - 03/12/00 07:21:22 My URL:this site My Email:click here! Let the rabbits where glasses?: these questions dont make sense nemore Spiders: good or bad?: they suck, and they should die... LIES: do you dare to fool me?: i fool neone and everyone, olli stop licking tyler! Past regressions...: neways, jess, im commenting to u now... yes.... i dont remember what u said here... End of the world...: life w/out parties would be hellish.... Will I ever have the chance again?: to run out of school? a few hours early? or how about skip school entirely, multiple days of the week?

Comments: i love jessie, she's such a koolio.... aww yeah awww yeah... actually, im just a big dork.... did u know that? i dont think u did.... so jess, did u do it all for the nookie? hehe, i think u did, cos god knows i did....hahaha, later chicka....

Jessica - 03/10/00 17:16:26 My Email:jessy9981@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: hell if it helps them see.... Spiders: good or bad?: scary LIES: do you dare to fool me?: lies should fool you if you are a fool Past regressions...: past regessions End of the world...: life with out parties Will I ever have the chance again?: jsut dont go there....im just so ugly...

Comments: you can do it put ur back into it!!1

LAuRa* - 01/24/00 04:04:13 My URL:HERE ok? now shut up My Email:that place Let the rabbits where glasses?: hells yeah Spiders: good or bad?: the bad and the ugly smashed against the wall of kohl's LIES: do you dare to fool me?: LORA fools LAURA all the time Past regressions...: being born End of the world...: it didnt happen, dammit Will I ever have the chance again?: no, once the nailpolish has chipped, it's all over

Comments: I'm going to comment to gergy wergy... i love u man, but u see, i just dont have time rite now to update, i plan on putting in a wonderful new site, filled w/ my wondrous sarcasm that makes me so damn popular... well, later homeslice!

Jonny Bravo - 01/21/00 15:34:54 My URL:http://www.topcities.com/crazy/etherrealm/index.htm My Email:gozza@zombieworld.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: No; you might chip a tooth while eating the rabbits. Spiders: good or bad?: Stupid LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Why not? Past regressions...: a few End of the world...: Tomorrow Will I ever have the chance again?: nope

Comments: Hey, Laura! When was the last time you updated your site? Seven months ago? Come on, lazy ass! Update! UPDATE!!!!! And sign my guestbook. I signed your's...

Mr. Funny Bunny - 12/20/99 14:43:07 My URL:http://www.topcities.com/crazy/etherrealm/index.htm My Email:gozza@zombieworld.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Why? Spiders: good or bad?: Neutral LIES: do you dare to fool me?: My not? Past regressions...: a few End of the world...: 12 days Will I ever have the chance again?: no

Comments: Mr. Funny Bunny was joined with his forest friends to gice poor Marvin Mouse a proper burial. Underneath the overtones of sadness and despair lay a deep feeling of resent for the careless human that squashed him. After the funeral, Mr. Funny Bunny, S mmy Squirrel, Olga Owl, Beatrice Bat, and Warren Weasel spoke together of exacting revenge. ""Poor Marvin," lamented Sammy, "He wouldn't harm a soul. And now, he is gone. Why? Why God? Take me instead!" Olga, being the most resourceful of the group, formulated a scheme to trick the mouse-stomping child into a diabolical trap. Sammy, being the most mouse-like, was to lie under Mr. Apple Tree and wait for the child to find him. Then, he was to be caught in a net, trapping him so the animals could tor ure the evil boy. "I sure hope this works," Mr. Funny Bunny surmised hopefully. How will the animal heros fare against the cunning and strength of a human child? Find out in Part three. TO BE CONTINUED...

Mr. Funny Bunny - 12/20/99 14:34:44 My URL:http://www.topcities.com/crazy/etherrealm/index.htm My Email:gozza@zombieworld.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Why?

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Mr. Funny-Bunny - 12/17/99 21:35:13 My URL:http://www.topcities.com/crazy/etherrealm/index.htm My Email:gozza@portalofevil.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: I don't need glasses Spiders: good or bad?: All spiders will burn when the Hare Monarchy is established LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Heh heh...I am Mr. Funny Bunny Past regressions...: I used to be Ms. Funny-Bunny End of the world...: 15 days away Will I ever have the chance again?: No. You human's have been cutting my people's legs off for good luck charms. All humans will perish immediately with no second chances.

Comments: Bright and early one summer morn, Mr. Funny Bunny left the comfort of his hole to bask in the bright warm sunshine. "Gee it's such a lovely day! I wonder where my friend Sammy Squirrel is?" Mr. Funny-Bunny hopped down the old path to the pond in order o see if Sammy was there. When he reached the pond, there wsa no sign of his dear friend. "Boy oh boy, that walk sure made me thirsty," said Mr. Funny-Bunny as he prepared to quench his thirst with the shimmering pond water. As he took his first sip, h heard a curious squeek in the bushes behind him. "Ooh, I bet that's Marvin Mouse," thought Mr. Funny-Bunny, this time self consious that another fuzzy woodlands creature might hear him speaking to himself. He hopped to the bush and discovered a horribl sight. It was an image that could steal the innocence from a small child, or rupture the hymen of sanity in a conservative man. "OH NO!" screamed our hero. "Marvin! NOOOOO!" Mr. Funny-Bunny could hardly believe his eyes. Before him in a pool of blood lay his friend Marvin. At the top of his cracked skull, the last bit of blood inside Marvin's body seeped out onto the ichor-stained grass. On his body there was the imprint o a word. No word of the animal kingdom, mind you, but a word from the mind of humans. "Nike?" Mr. Funny-Bunny asked out loud. "Marvin must have been stomped on by a cruel human child. He will pay. HE WILL PAY!!!" shouted the poor rabbit as he dropped to his fuzzy little knees in sorrow. "I must gather the others," concluded Mr. Funny Bunny. END OF PART ONE. TO BE CONTINUED...

Chloe...no wait that's to obvious. Um, Norman. Yeah, Norman. That's my name. - 12/09/99 06:03:00 My URL:My page is nothing compared to yours so I won't insult you by putting my address. My Email:TakeCareLoveYouEmailYouInTheMorning@NeverGetsOld.com

Comments: Hi Laura, I just wanted to say that I love your page and I think you should update your Life Stories page cause its so cool. I expect an expansive update over Christmas break. And I know you think that only Stacey reads your stories and is interested in your up ates but that's not true because I, Norman, very much enjoy them. Keep up the wonderful work. P.S. Your hot. You should scan some senior pictures. I have telepathy so I can tell that you just got them. P.P.S. I have Oleander in my head. Had to lea n it from the one who let me go now I walk alone yeah I walk alone... I know you like Oleander because of that telepathy thing again. I'll try to guess your nail polish color at a later date.

Bruce Campbell - 12/02/99 20:16:52 My URL:http://www.armyofdarkness.com My Email:bruce@evildead.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: No, their primitive minds wouldn't understand concavity or convexity. Spiders: good or bad?: Good,bad,I'm the guy with the gun. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Who wants some...who...who wants to have a little...huh? You. You want some? Do ya? Do ya? Past regressions...: I can never get every teensy weensy little syllable right. Klatu...Verata...Ni..? What is that last word? It's definitely an 'N' word. End of the world...: Ok, listen up! You see this? This...is my BOOM stick. This baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Cobalt blue steel, oak handle, and a hair trigger. It retails for about $199.99. You can find this baby in the sporting oods department. That's right. 'Shop smart. Shop S Mart.' YOU GOT THAT!?!? Will I ever have the chance again?: The evil got into my hand, so I cut it off.

Comments: Hail to the King, baby.

Gozza - 12/02/99 20:09:24 My URL:http://www.topcities.com/crazy/etherrealm/index.htm My Email:lylseios666@zombieworld.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: No. Rabbits don't need glasses. They consume such large quantities of Vitamin A that their vision excellent. Spiders: good or bad?: Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Only on Tuesdays Past regressions...: I almost had my leg chopped off whilst riding on the outside of a cable car in San Fransisco. It would've hurt alot. End of the world...: 5/5/00 Will I ever have the chance again?: Life is composed primarily of missed chances.

Comments: I was bored today, so I decided to go to your site. I noticed you haven't updated the word of the day page in a while, so I have some suggestions: Existentialism Clemedia Unadulterated Crack-whore Hemephroditic RMS and finally Sardonic I hope you enjoy those. Remember: Smoke Crack in '99!!!

Pete (oh no...not him again...) - 10/19/99 01:27:54 My URL:http://justice.loyola.edu/~pmikochik My Email:pmikochik@loyola.edu Let the rabbits where glasses?: i am too connected to you Spiders: good or bad?: to slip away, fade away LIES: do you dare to fool me?: days away Past regressions...: i still feel you End of the world...: touching me, changing me Will I ever have the chance again?: tough to say.....

Comments: whats up laura i hope you like my cheezy ass website (whenever it gets up). Live the 4th!

I have so many...it's hard to choose which is appropriate - 09/30/99 20:15:09 My Email:Amairgen@zombieworld.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Save our brothers. Spiders: good or bad?: Bad. Unless, of course, you eat them with spicy mustard. Then they are good. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: It is too easy to fool you, so why try? Past regressions...: My life has been engulfed with tragedy since the fateful day I was brought into this cold, unforgiving world. I believe that can be considered a regression, if not the jaded wit of a higher being. End of the world...: I believe the end of the world will never come to pass, since the world must first begin before it is able to end. This plane of existance is not a world, for a world suitable for "life" has some form of order. No, this field of squalor exists in pure chaos. Will I ever have the chance again?: Yes. While reincarnation is the journey of the soul, memory is only it's temporary companion in each lifetime. Therefore we forget our past selves, and those who forget history are condemned to repeat it.

Comments: Those who take this harsh and unforgiving land for granted are condemned to lie within it's bowels for eternity. All mortal men and women should strive to live each lifetime to the fullest. Allthough memories cannot be salvaged from a former life, the e periences each of us has had will be assimilated into our respective souls in the form of instinct, which can shape our future lives to come. Therefore, waste not a second of your life praising an entity that is nothing more than humanity's justification for existance. Waste not your time upon frivolous matters such as organized religion, for that shall be the downfall of the human mind. We have the ability to think freely, and ignoring this aspect of ourselves by praising a figment of our imagination i nothing more than foolishness. By the way, nice page.

Sara - 09/19/99 06:04:58 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/gLiTtErGoDdEsS My Email:little_pink_star@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: No let me wear glasses, I need them Spiders: good or bad?: Depends on my everchaning mood LIES: do you dare to fool me?: *laughs* well if you count that one time... no I'm joking NO I DARE NOT Past regressions...: Two things: #1: Waking up this morning and everymorning and #2 Going out with Dominic Fustini End of the world...: Well if you've ever seen the termanator, it was already supposed to happen, my dreams are crushed Will I ever have the chance again?: Sure if you want to

Comments: Yup it's me! The rambiling Sara-chan here to sign your guest book. I'm sneeky and I snuck to find it but here I am, rambiling and all. You already know I that you rock my pez eating world but if you don't ill tell you, you rock my pez eating world! *h ha* me? insane? NO NEVER! Love and Pez ~Sara

yejin lee - 08/23/99 16:25:58 My Email:jiney17@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: sure... if they want to Spiders: good or bad?: bad. evil. satan's spawn. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: ok, i'll confess....i was the second gunman on the grassy knoll Past regressions...: it's been a strange couple of years...hmmm...we're growing old and stodgy End of the world...: as we know it and i feel fiinnnnee. Will I ever have the chance again?: to wear strange-looking clothes and not be laughed at.....wait, i can't even do that now

Comments: hi laura, as i hev sed be4, its been a strange trip these past four years....mayb stranger 4 some of us than 4 others...hehe...cu around...

Tiff - 08/07/99 05:07:17 My Email:hyperkid2000@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: No Spiders: good or bad?: some are good some are dangerous not bad End of the world...: 5 MILLION YEARS FROM NOW

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ĢiZ Boron - 08/02/99 16:54:41 My URL:http://www.suckonmylefttitandmaketherightonejealousbaby.com My Email:twystdgrrl@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: save our brothas can i get an amen?? Spiders: good or bad?: uglier than ur worst enemy...... LIES: do you dare to fool me?: do you dare starch my panty hose in hot oil? Past regressions...: well once i was constipated... End of the world...: we're all gonna die someday might as well know when it is... Will I ever have the chance again?: if u mean with ken amato, u can just forget it baby he's myne!!!

Comments: yo bich sup?? well i figured i'd sign this damn page again... just redyed my hair... i had to watch how i dyed it cuz im gonna be working at clemens in about a week or so, so its called egyptian plum. burgundy in simple terms... its bright as shit and i love it! aight gurly gimme a call or page me i gave u my numberz.... love ya rulie ZILLIE

Crrrrrrrrystal... - 07/31/99 22:36:24 My URL:http:///Athens/Pantheon/7497/ My Email:M1nrXThret@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Um, sure... Spiders: good or bad?: I HATE spiders! Die motherfuckers! LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Uh, no, of course not... Past regressions...: Hmm, there'd be a few of those... End of the world...: Hopefully soon Will I ever have the chance again?: Sure

Comments: Hey Laura, what's up? Cool page, I like your rants :) Anyway, see yas on Errickeness.

*.*.*GaBiYe*.*.* - 07/26/99 06:03:27 My URL:http://its not done yet hehe My Email:you know it already lauraaaa Let the rabbits where glasses?: well, if they cant see right, sure thing! Spiders: good or bad?: good when theyre not the big thick legged ones that look plastic, those creep me out! LIES: do you dare to fool me?: oh you know it Past regressions...: DIKEN JIS! End of the world...: as we know it...and i feel fine! Will I ever have the chance again?: oi?

Comments: hey laura! yer page isthe baddest of the asses! ive tried to make pages, but theyre always turned shitty, i dont understand it all hehe, silly me. maybe i should have you make me one.....bua haha. well anyhoo hun, il talk to ya later! send me voicemail alrighty? 727 3612 rawk on and diken jis for all!! homonashomana! -G

they should have named me Mandi - 07/26/99 06:02:40 My URL:http://www.fubu.com My Email:BigFatLoser@ya'll.com Spiders: good or bad?: I like to kill them in the bathtub LIES: do you dare to fool me?: of course. Take Care, Sweet Dreams, Love you!!!

Comments: Dude, I just looked at your photos page, and you're HOT!!! I didn't look at the rest of your page, just the pictures. We should hook up sometime, hottie. Maybe when you're having a party sometime you can go over to the grocery store and meet me. You'd do that because you're so cool. (okay, enough bitterness for me for one night) PLEASE NOTE: "HeLl HaTh No FuRy LiKe A wOmAn ScOrNeD" Thank you very much, you've been a great crowd. (in case you were wondering Laura yes I am insane)

teenangstbrigade - 07/23/99 03:48:28 Let the rabbits where glasses?: yup Spiders: good or bad?: bad....they scare me to a point that I start crying! But the circle of life will be fucked up without them... LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Liars smell...I hate them Past regressions...: Not being able to talk to my friend before she comitted suicide (she was in an institution for a while and then was "Okay to go" (Mind checking your analysis again, Doc?) She moved away and not long after she killed herself... ound out from her old teacher....why did I right all this? oh well... End of the world...: Tomorrow

Comments: Great page! Stay strong....I was diagnosed with mild depression...I know how u feel! Keep the silerchair pride alive! *bYe*

Steven Sievers - 07/19/99 23:03:44 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Thchair/overflow.html My Email:XoverflowX@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: of course Spiders: good or bad?: good cause they kill bugs but bad when they bite you LIES: do you dare to fool me?: I hate lies Past regressions...: going out with some girls End of the world...: soon Will I ever have the chance again?: yes

Comments: Hi, Laura! WHats up? THanks for the pics of you. You are very cute! silverchair rules and so do you. Bye bYe ~Steve~

Kris - 06/15/99 07:22:13 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ks/Cutters/index.html My Email:spring1252@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: i agree Spiders: good or bad?: good LIES: do you dare to fool me?: = ) Past regressions...: never regret End of the world...: not in my lifetime Will I ever have the chance again?: Of course...you ARE strong...

Comments: I really enjoyed your site...and i'm signing your guestbook like i told you i would! e-mail me anytime you need to talk about cutting...that goes for anyone!

Mary Warhall - 05/27/99 19:11:09 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Crater/3860/ My Email:marywarhall@geocities.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: of course! Spiders: good or bad?: good LIES: do you dare to fool me?: no way! Past regressions...: you mean like past lives? I've had a few End of the world...: as we know it? Not for years Will I ever have the chance again?: sure, why not

Comments: Hey, I like your site, especially the pictures. On a personal note, I suffered from depression for over a year so I understand. But each day for me gets better! Stay strong and I am glad I came here.

gwen - 05/07/99 14:50:20 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa/gwenlynn My Email:pleasure71@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: huh? Spiders: good or bad?: terrible...icky yucky bad LIES: do you dare to fool me?: no

Comments: I love your poems. Especially avoidance. It has actually motivated me. I hope you check my page out i have a few poems on it.

Dan - 04/24/99 02:12:26 My URL:I don't have one yet, and you laughed at me. My Email:dantool79@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Save our brothers, can I get an amen? Spiders: good or bad?: I will kill them for you, because I know how scared you are of them. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Never will I attempt to do this to you. Past regressions...: Our breakups. End of the world...: I don't know when it will be, and I don't care. Will I ever have the chance again?: Yes. Always.

Comments: Love the page Sparkle! Keep it up!

Alexia Anderson - 01/03/99 16:50:45 My Email:geri@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: definatly Spiders: good or bad?: okay, but not okay when their on ME! LIES: do you dare to fool me?: no!@! Past regressions...: Kevin,should i say more? End of the world...: i really wish it won't happen but sometimes i want it to Will I ever have the chance again?: to say i'm sorry to shawn

Comments: This website is cool. Love the lipgloss recipes! Hope you put more of them up soon.

kittin - 12/31/98 04:19:53 My Email:kittin4479@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: sure everyone needs to see Spiders: good or bad?: they are cool as long as they arnt near me LIES: do you dare to fool me?: i woundnt dare Past regressions...: henry,,,need i say more End of the world...: well some times i kant wait and others i wish it wont happen Will I ever have the chance again?: to hook up with my canadian

Comments: Hey "Sis" i love it its on my favorites list!!! your too cool

Jaime - 12/18/98 19:58:51 My URL:http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/burnaby/505/index.html My Email:anime_chick@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: yeah!!! Spiders: good or bad?: gOOD sPiDERs, pwetty LIES: do you dare to fool me?: yup yup Past regressions...: I don't know! End of the world...: can be anytime it wishes it to be Will I ever have the chance again?: In the next life baybee

Comments: Nice page Laura! hehe Keep chilling out! ^-^

Jaime - 12/18/98 19:56:47 My URL:http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/burnaby/505/index.html My Email:anime_chick@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: yeah!!! Spiders: good or bad?: gOOD sPiDERs

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Shani* - 12/03/98 22:51:08 My Email:Chrissy951@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Hey they eat all those carrots and they still can't see??? You mean I ate all those carrots for nothing??? It's all been one big lie about the carrots??? My life because of this is now SHATTERD to the ground! Thanks lot you stupid rabbits!!! Spiders: good or bad?: Well Spiders eat bad bugs, but at the same time they be hella scary like. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: What's a little white lie once in a while? Come on now everyone does it! Past regressions...: Mine is that my mom didn't name me Kamisa! Dammit! End of the world...: There is no end for me...I am an immortal being. Will I ever have the chance again?: Laura you always have a chance with me

Comments: Alrite listen here Shamiqua! You know that Kamisa is sleepin' with you man Jamal! Just deal wit it! I mean who what's Kamisa's skanky fat ass neways??? I'll hook you up with Jermaine..He's a fine chocolate hunnie!! Shani*

FYREBLAEDSZ - 12/03/98 22:50:55 My URL:http://members.aol/fyastata.genesis.html My Email:fyastata@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: save our brothas, can i get an amen? Spiders: good or bad?: the only good spider's a dead one... LIES: do you dare to fool me?: i dare not to fool you, sweet sister of myne... The only fools are the fools of life, due untruthful to the self, the cheaters of their real being... Past regressions...: bad gas? End of the world...: and i feel fine... Will I ever have the chance again?: to do what, date a st bernard?

Comments: break the presha come play my game i'll test YAAA HAA HAAAAAAA!!!! do u really wanna hurt... me?

aud - 12/03/98 22:44:32 My URL:http://www.come.to/aud My Email:oneiros@gurlmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: only if the alligator passes. Spiders: good or bad?: good. 'specially tarantulas. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: you can't fool a fool. Past regressions...: yes. End of the world...: the penguins and four other signs. Will I ever have the chance again?: probably not.

Comments: hey, laura. :) nice page.. it's very simple, but i like it. and all your stories. i hope you're doing well. i'll talk to you later.

matty williams - 12/02/98 23:19:23 My Email:matt17dx@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: i hate glasses. when iwear them i look gay. Spiders: good or bad?: bad. the can crawl in your ears. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: no way babe Past regressions...: i hate beeing wierd and all End of the world...: not in my lifetime Will I ever have the chance again?: sure. why not? second chances are cool.

Comments: hey Laura. you sexy babe! i signed your guest book. its a very good page. i like it. hope you make much happier ones in the future!! ~mattypoo

- 11/04/98 23:43:40 Let the rabbits where glasses?: I totally agree Spiders: good or bad?: Yuck- LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Why not?

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Paula - 11/04/98 23:36:46 My Email:paulad@wecnet.com

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LAuRa* - 10/27/98 13:29:31 My URL:This one!!! My Email:if you don't know by now, you never will... Let the rabbits where glasses?: I am bored... yes, I want the rabbits to be fulfilled... I hear the cries of the carrots... Spiders: good or bad?: YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I THINK OF SPIDERS BY NOW!!!! LIES: do you dare to fool me?: I know how to foll myself, really I do... it's kinda fun, but when the tv, laundry basket and AC start talking to you, then it's kinda scary, but THEN the dryer and Kel Kel get together!!! Past regressions...: I don't know what this means, and I don't know why I made it one of the questions... I think it means past lives, I'm pretty sure I know what my past lives consist of... End of the world...: I'm praying for rain, I'm praying for tidal waves, I wanna see the ground give way, I wanna watch it all go down... Will I ever have the chance again?: YES!!!!

Comments: BYE! Bell rang!

my name is JM - 09/24/98 22:36:25 My Email:pkkorn8@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: ?? Spiders: good or bad?: ok LIES: do you dare to fool me?: ok Past regressions...: ok End of the world...: ok Will I ever have the chance again?: ok

Comments: i dont get it?? really.. i guess its a page for your own self not for people to read or understand. atleast i dont understand it. peace.

Seth - 07/21/98 20:10:17 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~TOOLsmart/index.html My Email:stinkfister@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: yes, deffinately Spiders: good or bad?: bad LIES: do you dare to fool me?: nope Past regressions...: hhhhhm none End of the world...: wont be alive when it happens Will I ever have the chance again?: yes

Comments: i really liked your page. i'm into poetry also. my favorites are Walt Whitman, Robert Frost, and some by Henry David Thoreau.very cool page.

Stephen Ferraguti - 07/14/98 04:43:50 My Email:Guido_scarpacci@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: ????confused???? Spiders: good or bad?: good for killing bugs...bad to be around LIES: do you dare to fool me?: never in a million years Past regressions...: none that i'm a were of End of the world...: yes please Will I ever have the chance again?: to do what?....yes

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*nic* - 07/14/98 04:25:21 My Email:MaGiCxDiRt@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: HeLLz YeA!!! Spiders: good or bad?: nOoOoOoOoOo LIES: do you dare to fool me?: i CaN TrY hehehe Past regressions...: nah End of the world...: SoMeDaY Will I ever have the chance again?: Si SeNoR

Comments: heyyyza!! rawkin page, u are a very creative writer. Grrrr damn radio is pissin me off, i want em to play what i requested, but oh wellz. seeya babez!!

Dan - 07/07/98 01:13:32 My URL:I don't have one, you will have to make me one of these too!!! My Email:I forget the address you gave me. Let the rabbits where glasses?: Tool is awesome! Spiders: good or bad?: I can kill them for you. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: No one had better lie to you! Past regressions...: Are you going to take me into my past lives? I bet you're there. End of the world...: I don't believe there is an end of the world. Will I ever have the chance again?: I got a second chance, now didn't I?

Comments: I am finally signing your guestbook! Well, now that I finally have internet! I don't know what else to write so bye!

Misty - 07/05/98 03:50:41 My URL:http://It's something, but I forget, you know it My Email:Chrissy951@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Um....Is this a trick question??? Let me think....um...Well if I have to then they should have to to cause it's just not fair that I have to wear them and they don't. I think it's all the carrots they eat or somethin .hmmmmmmm. A thought to ponder. Spiders: good or bad?: AHHHHHHH I hate spiders, but Laura you know i'm always there for you if you need someone to kill them for you. Heheee. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Um no I would never fool you Laura. Past regressions...: One word~~JIM!!!! End of the world...: Mad assed party is all I gotsta say Will I ever have the chance again?: YOu will always have a second chance with me

Comments: I have a question~ Alrite you know those two airheads in Scream 2? WHY DIDN'T THEY KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNMIT!! They would have been my first victims!! Why don't things go the way I want. I never get what I want...wait that's wrong, I always get wh t I want. Hehehehehe. I LOVE TONGUE!! PINK FOR BINK.. Actually if you think about it, Bink is HOT!! Hehehehehe. Laura I don't know if you know this but I LOVE U!!! <3 <-- retarded looking heart. Well I best be off. Chrissy :o)

Misty - 07/05/98 03:45:07 My URL:http://It's something, but I forget, you know it My Email:Chrissy951@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Um....Is this a trick question??? Let me think....um...Well if I have to then they should have to to cause it's just not fair that I have to wear them and they don't. I think it's all the carrots they eat or somethin .hmmmmmmm. A thought to ponder. Spiders: good or bad?: AHHHHHHH I hate spiders, but Laura you know i'm always there for you if you need someone to kill them for you. Heheee. LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Um no I would never fool you Laura. Past regressions...: One word~~JIM!!!! End of the world...: Mad assed party is all I gotsta say Will I ever have the chance again?: YOu will always have a second chance with me

Comments: I have a question~ Alrite you know those two airheads in Scream 2? WHY DIDN'T THEY KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNMIT!! They would have been my first victims!! Why don't things go the way I want. I never get what I want...wait that's wrong, I always get wh t I want. Hehehehehe. I LOVE TONGUE!! PINK FOR BINK.. Actually if you think about it, Bink is HOT!! Hehehehehe. Laura I don't know if you know this but I LOVE U!!! <3 <-- retarded looking heart. Well I best be off. Chrissy :o)

Johnny Johannesson - 07/04/98 10:46:33 My Email:pophomo@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: sure Spiders: good or bad?: good and bad LIES: do you dare to fool me?: nooo

Comments: NICE Page Laura!!! Now im signing your guestbook thanx that signes our Guestbook bye

Chistian - 06/28/98 12:36:50 My URL:http://fly.to/ly My Email:sonicheroin@yahoo.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Sure Spiders: good or bad?: i dont know.... LIES: do you dare to fool me?: hmmmmm... Past regressions...: Love End of the world...: Love Will I ever have the chance again?: Sure

Comments: Nice page.. (:

The Worthless Soul - 06/23/98 04:44:40 My URL:www.Iamwrothless.com My Email:Worthless@nothing.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Rabbits are worthless, but worth more then me... Spiders: good or bad?: Spiders are worthless too... LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Lies are worthless and pointless Past regressions...: worthless End of the world...: I am worthless so I dont care... Will I ever have the chance again?: To be worth something? I think not...

Comments: Comments are worthless...

Bambi - 06/22/98 04:30:16 My URL:http:// I forget My Email:Chrissy951 Let the rabbits where glasses?: Sure if they can't see I think they might need them Spiders: good or bad?: Ewwwwww LIES: do you dare to fool me?: No Shamiqua is no fool Past regressions...: Too many to list End of the world...: I'll have mad sex before that happens(Neverending Party) Will I ever have the chance again?: YOu always have a chance with me

Comments: Do doves fly in the sunshine? Answer that question for me

Colleen - 06/16/98 02:16:25 My URL:http://members.aol.com/FroggSpaz/index.html My Email:FroggSpaz@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: what the hell.....give them contacts for all i care... Spiders: good or bad?: ewww!! bad! LIES: do you dare to fool me?: I can't lie to anyone for shit.... Past regressions...: I remember alot of my life as a child, if that's what you mean.....and I do believe in reincarnation End of the world...: the way we're heading toward another world war, very soon....and it will probably be due to nuclear radiation if the bombs themselves don't kill us all Will I ever have the chance again?: to confuse me? sure.......i get confused easily....

Comments: Laura, you have a strange sense of humor when it comes to picking guestbook questions.......let me know when they actually make sense.... @@@:)

Linsey - 06/16/98 01:44:08 My URL:http://www.members.theglobe.com/english%5fsun/ My Email:Bushbabe67@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: ummmmm...I have no idea what you mean by this (yes I did read your page) but I liked your first story.... Spiders: good or bad?: very, very, horribly bad LIES: do you dare to fool me?: nope..can't get nuthin' past you! :) Past regressions...: lots of them....... End of the world...: oh well..everyone has to die. Will I ever have the chance again?: yes, because everyone gets second chances, and thirds, and fourths, and fifths, and sixths......

Comments: This page is so kewl! I relate a lot. :) :) Your the best! British Mad Cow "hear me moo." "grrrrrrr moooooooooo!!!!!"

Stacey Nicole - 06/16/98 00:06:16 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Chloe3180/Stacey.html My Email:Chloe3180@aol.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: I would suggest contacts Spiders: good or bad?: Arachnaphobia, anyone? LIES: do you dare to fool me?: Why would I want to? Besides that, I've been on the other side, too End of the world...: The day I find a decent boyfriend Will I ever have the chance again?: Of course. But Tony won't!

Comments: I read the entire page, Laura, and I find it strange how much we are alike. I thought I was the only person on the planet who got these random deep thoughts hitting me. But, from reading your essays, I realize that I am not the only evolved one on the p anet. YOU and I are the only evolved ones on this planet! -S.

The Love of Your Life... j/k - 06/15/98 23:01:45 My URL:Soon to be a person with a web addy... My Email:toolwrench44@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: Choices always were a problem for you, what you need is someone strong to guide you... Spiders: good or bad?: Dead spiders= good, but then again, so are all DEAD bugs LIES: do you dare to fool me?: You can't fool Laura Past regressions...: Need a change, not to imitate, but to irritate all the ones who hate... End of the world...: Some say the end is near, some say we'll see armageddon soon, I certainly hope we will... Will I ever have the chance again?: All this and more, makes no sense to me...

Comments: Lova me, lova me, say that you love me... j/k... um, could've had to lock the door, make your mind, let the door, let the door swing, only one, only one to let the door... Now I am quoting silverchair aka Laura's fav band. : )

Kel Kel - 06/15/98 22:46:12 My URL:http://members.delphi.com/0378/web/mary.htm AND!! http://members.delphi.com/0378 My Email:UHHH you should know jen jen! Let the rabbits where glasses?: YES!! AMEN ALLELUIA! CAN I GET AN AMEN:) Spiders: good or bad?: BAD!!!!!!!!!!! LIES: do you dare to fool me?: I only lie to boys:P especially they lit'l white lie... you know what I am talkin about:P Past regressions...: umm once... i uhh... I jumped the fence... and I still have nightmares about the negihbor's grass... and his GOATS!!! ehehe End of the world...: I believe the end of the world has already happened. We all live in our own oblivion. AM I making sense.. of course not... I am babbling:) Will I ever have the chance again?: Chance to what? You will always have the chance to be my sis:) hehe Alright I am done jen jen!:)

Comments: GOD SAVE THE GOATS! LONG LIVE LA VIE BOHEME! TO SODOMY ITS BETWEEN GOD AND ME TO S AND M!! C U WHEN I C U!

Zilly/kamisa/shamiqua/liz/keith's chick (eternally) - 06/15/98 21:57:32 My Email:pyrogirly@Juno.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: only if the carrots cry again Spiders: good or bad?: life....feeds on life...feeds on life.... LIES: do you dare to fool me?: only when limpy thinks fish masturbate Past regressions...: use lil words laura, the polak brain cell is movin its way to the front of the line End of the world...: where were u when the shit hit the fan? Will I ever have the chance again?: to commit the marrital act with limpy, or kiss a st. bernard?

Comments: There is a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh oh you can hear its faint echo right now. i'm here to turn up the volume to press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.

LAuRa* - 06/15/98 03:08:45 My URL:TRY; this ONE!!! My Email:khansslave@hotmail.com Let the rabbits where glasses?: yes!!! These are the cries of the carrots!!! Spiders: good or bad?: I think you know my view on that... LIES: do you dare to fool me?: I can fool myself quite well I must say... Past regressions...: always lost... End of the world...: soon... Will I ever have the chance again?: maybe, maybe not

Comments: I'm signing my own guestbook for a purpsoe... I'm sick of the retarded way the other one is set up, thank you oh so much... so this wont like judge my page or nething... but it's interesting what ive been doing with my free time lately... this makes 4 gue tbooks i have... 3 which r actually on my pages... stay kool... =) LLLAAuRRaaa*