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Here's a few poems, quotes and sayings that I say, have made up, or have found on t-shirts, etc.
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic...except my friends deep inside the earth.(not that any of you really care, but my sweetest friend, Tanya, and me and a couple of other people were shopping one day and the next thing I know she's pinning this on my shirt(it came off of a button) and saying to me that she saw it and thought that it was me exactly...ain't she a sweetheart?)
The memory of our past is written on our subconsciousness.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
We yield to our neighbors, even our animal neighbors, the same right as ourselves to inhabit this land.-Sitting Bull
A 7 course meal=a 6 pack of beer and a twinkie.
At first I stared back, unable to believe that it was I who was reflected in the mirror, and when I became fully convinced that I was in reality, the monster that I am, I was filled with the bitterest of sensations.-Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear to be a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.
Bigger fools than you have tried and failed, so try your luck.
Only the good die young.
If you were half the man you think you are, you would be a hell of a man.
There is the good, the bad, and the ugly. Then you.
(on religion in school)I like the idea of a moment of silence...a chance to think, reflect, reload our weapons...
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Your friend is the person who knows all about you and still likes you.
Smile-it confused people.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Unseen they suffer, Unheard they cry, In agony they linger, In loneliness they die.
Even in our own world, sometimes we are aliens.
All who wander are not lost.
Mess with the best, die like the rest.
Nothing is ever simple.
At the core of all power is raw passion.
If I promise to miss you will you please go away.
Only those who have nothing to, have nothing to fear.
Beneath serenity may lie a hidden rage.
The truth is the most complicated thing of all.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
To have a good friend is one of the highest delights of life; to be a good friend is one of the noblest and most difficult undertakings.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.-Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The smile on your face brings a smile to my heart.
I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.
Reality is something the human race doesn't handle very well.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.-Mark Twain
Love's like the measles-all the worse when it comes late in life.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.-Groucho Marx
He who can does, he who cannot teaches.-George Bernard Shaw
The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.-Helen Keller
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worth while.
The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned naything from history.
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.-Shakespeare
The thoughts that come unsought, and, as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.-John Locke
"life is pain, princess. anyone who says differently is selling you something."--wesley, The Princess Bride
I've lost everything I've tried to find.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.-Henry Kissinger
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
One out of every four people in this world is mentally unstable. Think of your three best friends. If they seem normal, you're the one.
My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."-Steven Wright
How far you travel in life matters far less than those we meet along the way.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.
Every man dies, not every mand really lives.
Only two things are infinite...the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms.-Groucho Marx
To those who can dream there is no such place as faraway.
One of the advantages of being disorderly, is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.-A.A. Milne
Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed.
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversations.-George Bernard Shaw.
Mountain climbers rope together to prevent the sensible ones from leaving.(this reminds me of all of those Boy Scout trips of mine, where we went repelling...)
Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hilss and down pedestrians.
You can't get there from here...well, you can---it just won't be fun.
The hardest lessons to grasp are the ones you've already learned.
There are terrors lurking in the unseen corners of us all.
Death free throat from thirst, mouth from speech, feet from earth.(don't ask me about this one...just thought it sounded deep when I heard it the first time)
The willow knows what the storm does not: that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.
Abandon not your faith when others abandon you.
Fire never dies alone.
Death claims all but the darkest souls.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.-James Dean
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.-Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.-Helen Keller
You've got to dance like no one's watching and love like it's never going to hurt.
Dor, or do not. There is no try.-Yoda
To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer.-Saddi
The heart has it's reasons, of which reason knows nothing.-Pascal
When your heart speaks, take good notes.-Judith Campbell
Faith as an oasis in the heart which can never be reached by the caravan of thinking.-Kahlil Gibran
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.-Plato
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.-Winston Churchill
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.-Marcus Aurelius
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