Tough Talk Technician's Updates:

THIRD UPDATE, 09/03/08

All tough talk from anywhere is fuzzed out. Go fuck yourself.

SECOND UPDATE

Your tough talk is cut off. There's been a blowout and you can't send your tough talk to Johnny's. Shutdown across the board for all Tough Talk except from the Baltic States, Germany, and central Italy including Umbria (Spoleto, Perugia - the city of Johnny's ancestors, Assisi, Gubbio, Montefalco, Todi, Norcia in the Mountains), and the Marche. From these places, it gets through. If you're in Italy but in Milano or Venice or anywhere else in the North, or in Tuscany, you can forget it. You can also forget it if you're down in Calabria or cutthroat Napoli.

This problem is in the back seat, and if you don't like the pace of my work you can tell your ugly mama about it.

FIRST UPDATE

Look, the whole world is hooked up, except for a few pockets in the eastern United States, all of Argentina, and a few sections of southeast Asia. It is 98.9% connected globally at high speed.

And don't send me any e-mail to complain if you can't send it in to Johnny's Tough Talk. Forget a phone call too. Listen to some table talk or leave a note on the table if you can't talk tough.

And if you still got a problem after that, then you can take this problem to the United Nations.

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