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I think you had better behave

or you might end up like him...

Barbecue Sauce Anyone??!!

Sydney Wright's Webpage!!

*WARNING*

*ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION*

Aren't these lizards mesmerizing? duh... what lizards?

Hi. I'm Building this webpage mostly as an experiment. I don't really know what practical purpose I have for doing this. However, here are some ideas I had:

• Publishing of my ramblings, musings, and more interesting opinions,

• A place to put my resume (If I ever make one)

• A place where people can Email me! SydneyWright@Bigfoot.com

Deeply Meaningful Random Quote:

This is the banner that I use to advertise my page... Ain't it great!!?? Feel free to use it to link to my page from yours!!

And now, our FEATURE presentations!

1. My First Feature!! One of my short stories: Fang of the Hunter
2. A research paper done on ------->President Nelson Mandela
3. No writing of mine, yet hilarious: Church Bulletins
4. An interesting Star Wars story -> The Story of Jabba Du Hutt
5. A research paper by me done on Physician Assisted Suicide
6. Yet another Research paper, this time on The Ethics of Genetics
7. For Those of you interested in web publishing, here is some help: HTML Primer and HTML Quick Reference
8. Feeling Morbid? Play a game of Online Russian Roulette
9. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? From Various Viewpoints
10. Against History; Or Why We Should Forget
11. List of 100 Best 20th century novels
12. ***Star Wars Episode 1 Movie Posters***
13. To Infinity and Beyond! - The Space Program
14. Pay a visit to my Official Chatroom
15. An excellent essay by the esteemed Glen Hettinger:

A Question or Two For God

Downloads!

WOOHOO!!!

• Here's a really funny screensaver. It involves MACARONI doing the MACARENA. Just Download it. You will be glad you did! It is 1.08 Megabytes and in ZIP file format. Get PKZIP to unzip it and then install. Here it is: macaroni.zip

• Here is a Computerized brain test. It will analyze and then tell you your thinking style! VERY ACCURATE. (It read me like a book!) Thanks to the Hettingers for this! Here it is: brain.zip It is 431 KB.

• Here all all my favorite music files. E-mail me your favorites!

• The Pink Panther

• Where The Streets Have No Name by U2

• The Simpsons Theme

• Mission Impossible Theme

• Beethoven's Fur Elise

• Beethoven's 5th Symphony

• Bach's Brandenburg Concerto

• I Hung My Head by Sting

• Crash by Dave Matthews Band

• No Woman No Cry by Bob Marley

• Learning To Fly by Tom Petty

• Staying Alive by The BeeGees

• Phantom of the Opera

• Sweater by Weezer

• Tubthumper by Chumbawamba

• Free Falling by Tom Petty

• Fields of Gold by Sting

• Chariots of Fire Theme

• Breakfast At Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something

• Zombie by the Cranberries

• With Or Without You by U2

• The Cantina Song from Star Wars

• The Throne Room Song from Star Wars

• Gangstas Paradise by COOLIO

• I Would Walk 500 Miles by The Proclaimers

• Ironic by Alanis Morisette

• I Still Haven't Found by U2

• Jurassic Park Theme

• 2001 Theme

• Don't Turn Back by Ace of Bass

• Free As A Bird by The Beatles

• Ghostbusters Theme

Links......no,I don't mean GOLF.

• The Official Starwars Website
• Hop on over to the Internet Gaming Zone - My username is: Brutus_The_Bad

• Here's where I go for news: http://www.cnn.com
• And this store for Star Wars Cards: Grand Slam Sports Cards
• The company that makes Star Wars Cards: http:///www.decipher.com
• For really cool (and free) games go here: http://www.happypuppy.com
• For some thought-provoking quotes: http://www.aphorismsgalore.com
• A free ticket to Scott Quigley's Star Wars Page
• The BEST Internet site for side-splitting humor, TheOnion.com
• Go here to get PKZIP to zip and unzip all your zippy zip files: http://www.pkware.com (not associated in any way with the ZIP drive!) ZIPPITY-DOO-DAH!!
• Great music archive, Go check it out: http://www.midifarm.com
• Great site for spoof icons and hilarious stories about them: http://www.thecorporation.com
• Totally free long distance!! Great idea!! http://www.broadpoint.com
• Another hilarious humor website: Barking Spider

Guess what else...You are sucker number to come to this silly page!! ...........Just kidding. Really You are just number . Sorry for the

disappointment. So sue me. (NOT REALLY)

Don't forget to save the unborn baby mice!!!

¥Þµæ Y'aal!

Please me with any suggestions you have. Thanks for Visiting!

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