"Once upon a time, there were four people...their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody, and Anybody. Whenever there was an important job to be done, Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it."
"When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Anybody would do it."
"So consequently, Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place."
