Melange
I'm sure you're all wondering exactly why this is called "Melange," or what it means. Well, let's try to set some things straight. First of all, melange means miscellaneous in French. The point of this page is for you to be able to find interesting tidbits about the Beastie Boys and other scintillating gems that don't really fit into any other part of my site. You see, melange is the true web explorer's page. I'm putting special pics and other files up here that are too cool to be exploited anywhere else. And on that note... let's get started! P.S., thanks Liz for the inspiration!
Deep Thoughts
if i went to the dentist with mike d, he'd probably go crazy and kill everyone when the dentist started drilling. that mike d!
if adam yauch was walkin' across some puddin' he probably wouldn't realize that the only thing keepin' him from fallin' in that puddin' was the puddin' skin.
if there were three guys named ad-rock, beastie, and bono, which one would be from the beastie boys? you'd probably think beastie, but you'd be wrong. it's ad-rock.
and now for some REAL deep thoughts...
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
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