This Week's Quiz:

Had way too much to drink?

It's Saturday night, and once again you find yourself relaxing in a pool of your own vomit and urine. And once again, you're asking yourself, "Gee, I wonder if I've had too much to drink." Well, wonder no more space cadets. This easy 10 question quiz will clear up your vision and take that awful taste out of your mouth.

1. Do you believe that Mother Theresa is your love child?

Yes No

2. Do you have a strange craving for cheese mold?

Yes No

3. You have a test tomorrow morning. Do you believe you are the ruler of the small African village of Ugnamito?

Yes No

4. Are you beginning to see the meaning behind "2001: A Space Odyssey?

Yes No

5. Are the bugs beginning to bother you?

Yes No

6. Did you see that?

Yes No

7. Do you often find yourself lying in a pool of your own vomit and urine? Are you lying in it now? And do you enjoy this?

Yes No

8. Have you begun to assemble your army of empty beer cans to "take over the world?"

Yes No

9. Has your roommate asked you to "please stop rubbing up against my bed pole?"

Yes No

10. Do you recognize the man and/or woman sitting naked beside you? If so, would you have this person next to you naked otherwise?

Yes No

Mostly Yes: Yes, you have had too much to drink. In fact, if you don't stop now, then you will probably die. If you are lucky, there are enough brain cells still left within your head to tie your shoes tomorrow morning (if you can get them off in the first place, that is).

Mostly No: Worry not, you still have plenty of time for drinking pleasure. Break out the Southern Comfort, Old Style Beer, or anything else you happen to have on hand. There's still an entire evening to while away in drunken bliss, so get cracking. And keep in mind, if you can't remember what happened the night before, then you must've had fun!

We would like to note that Chili con Cuitla does not condone drinking wood alcohol, cough syrup, rubbing alcohol, paint thinner, and/or chorine bleach while driving.

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This Week's Quiz:

Had way too much to drink?

1. Do you believe that Mother Theresa is your love child?

2. Do you have a strange craving for cheese mold?

*We would like to note that Chili con Cuitla does not condone drinking wood alcohol, cough syrup, rubbing alcohol, paint thinner, and/or chorine bleach while driving.*

We would like to note that Chili con Cuitla does not condone drinking wood alcohol, cough syrup, rubbing alcohol, paint thinner, and/or chorine bleach while driving.