Spectator

April 2, 1999
The Midnight Zipper Company's 
Secrets of Becoming A Dynamic ECommerce Powerhouse
Vol 2, Issue 701

Thanks to all those great affiliates out there offering us a chance to sell their products, we no longer have to add any substance to our web pages. 

There is no longer a need to think. Forget about pulling graphics and skillfully edited copy together, which might indicate personality or a life form behind your web site. Now you can get rich quick, open up a storefront right there on your site without any effort, knowledge, or clue at all ... just go commercial!

Now for the first time, Midnite Zipper Company (that fly-by-nite outfit) and Puddles & Co., share the secret of their monumental success and reveal how you, too, can become an American ecommerce powerhouse.
Book Nook
Click Here
to find
a book to
fit your
decor
The Book Nook —
If you ever read a book; or read about a book; or thought of reading a book; or thought about learning to read; or just want one of those big ones on your coffee table, you can link to our Book Nook and receive a special discount. This is great for you, and better for us, and everyone wonders just how great that may be for Amazon.com or Barnes and Noble who have to keep selling shares of themselves to pay us those huge commissions. Check out the Book Nook.
 

Ultimate Search Tool —
What a convenience you offer the visitors to your site, and your chance to grow rich and prosper if someone actually uses the search function. 

The good news is: if visitors to your site actually use this handy dandy tool, you get a whopping 2 cents ... 

The bad news is: visitors, if they do use it, end up leaving your site before you actually get to show them the rest of your get-rich products.

Don't forget to book mark this page before you go off to the Wild Blue Ether looking for that obscure reference to dyed alligator eggs



Go ahead, 
try it!

A good cyber
shoppe will earn
2 cents for 
very time

Egghead.com Surplus Home Page Too Kewl Products for Yourself
The faint of heart who don't feel they can sell half a million units of the “Soon To Be Family Heirloom Glow In The Dark Dashboard Mountable Plastic Jesus Art Treasures” can actually offer some kewl products to their visitors such as these too kewl shades from Egghead's Surplus Direct. Get yours while supplies last!
 
There Is No End To This Opportunity —
Check out these other great opportunities to become a dynamic E-Commerce Powerhouse:
Gifts of distinction right at your fintertips
How-to tutorials for the clueless to start their own successful business. Take a peek!
Software no dynamic powerhouse should be without from Egghead.com
A computer from Egghead.Com to run all that software on
Music to soothe your jangled nerves as you try to setup all that software between computer crashes from Amazon Music Store.
Flowers ... for Mom (Mother's Day), for that special Secretary (Secretary's Day), for that special someone (to make up after the big fight about all the time you spend on your puter)
Gifts for your cybershop
This Takes
you to the
cyber 
super store
where your next
purchase is just
a click away
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