Beware the Kung Fu Hamsters!!
Made By HLM, animated by Brent
Hi! Welcome to the #tmnt just for fun part of the gallery! This page is mainly for jokes, good lines, or other things for all of the #tmnt characters. So read on and enjoy!
(note, some quotes come from #turtlepower, #tmnt, #tmnt_mm, NT:TNM, and other TMNT related sources. This page does NOT recognise any of the arguments and grudges held in any of the Ninja turtle channels on IRC, thank you for understanding --Klork)
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RIP Chuck!!
* ^^Jim^^^ nods to FD.
Raphael (Elmer's here? Is it Wabbit or Duck season? *G*)
HappyLittleMoron (It's TURTLE season!)
Raphael (Moron season!)
HappyLittleMoron (Turtle season!)
Raphael (Moron season!)
*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Hoppy Easter! Welcome to #TMNT! Who stole my
topic? I mean, really, they've got a nerve!!! It's TURTLE season'
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Hoppy Easter! Welcome to #TMNT! Who stole my topic? I
mean, really, they've got a nerve!!! It's TURTLE season. MORON season!'
*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Hoppy Easter! Welcome to #TMNT! Who stole my
topic? I mean, really, they've got a nerve!!! It's TURTLE season. MORON season! TURTLE season!!!'
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Hoppy Easter! Welcome to #TMNT! Who stole my topic? It's
TURTLE season. MORON season! TURTLE season!!! MORON SEASON!!!!'
*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Hoppy Easter! Welcome to #TMNT! Who stole my
topic? It's TURTLE season. MORON season! TURTLE season!!! MORON SEASON!!!!
*cries for Splinter* RAPH'S HUNTING ME AGAAAAAAAAAIN!!'
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Hoppy Easter! Welcome to #TMNT! Who stole my topic? It's
TURTLE season. MORON season! TURTLE season!!! MORON SEASON!!!! *cries for
Splinter* RAPH'S HUNTING ME AGAAAAAAAAAIN!! Am n'
Raphael (GAH)
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Hoppy Easter! Welcome to #TMNT! It's TURTLE season.
MORON season! TURTLE season!!! MORON SEASON!!!! *cries for Splinter* RAPH'S
HUNTING ME AGAAAAAAAAAIN!! Am not! Elmer FD is!'
Oohh, it all becomes so much clearer now..
Raphael Everyone's been through so much...it's like we're being controlled by some sadistically twisted individuals. At least, it feels that way sometimes, don't you think?
* DianaManashevitz nods I as well...always seems to be no other way...*pauses and smirks* Oh hai...I agree...
DianaManashevitz Individuals who need a good beating of their own every now and again...
Raphael (ok...hee...sorry, couldn't resist...)
DianaManashevitz (Ehehehe...too good *G*)
Raphael (Hey, Em...start with Torture plan #6b, 'k? *EG*)
Raphael (I'm fighting the urge to say "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?")
DianaManashevitz (Diana: Ne...and I'm pregnant too.....with sextuplets!)
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Emerald_Isle (I think so, Raph, but where are we going to find 10 rubber chickens and a garden hose at this hour?)
Raphael More of those cameo appearances....
DianaManashevitz (Goof accountant)
Oops! *G*
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an hour in Heaven before the Devil knows you're...)
St_PatRaph (Dang...too long!)
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Emerald_Isle (gotta try this again *G*)
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knows you're dead.)
St_PatRaph (There *G*)
A Little self-indulgence, Leah?
Leah-Nardo Raph, you're enjoying me waaaay too much *fear*
Raphael Ex-squeeze me?
Raphael I'm enjoying you??
Leah-Nardo THIS!!! ACK I meant THIS too much...
Leah-Nardo Freudian typo *hides*
RicaChica LOL!!! *hides*
Aignatius if someone has just broken up with Raph, wouldn't they be an ex-squeeze
Raphael Man, glad Ninjara wasn't here to see THAT typo
Aignatius hmm hmm hmm
* Aignatius looks at ceiling and whistles
Leah-Nardo Dear Gnaf on Crouton...*continues hiding*
Oohh, he IS wise!
Splinter Splinters thought for the day: Some one said to me "Make Love, Not War." I replied, "Get Married, Do Both."
Woo! I knew Vinnie at least had A use!
*Diana just stays hiding behind the manly white mouse*
Vinnie (studly, too)
Emerald_Isle (Modest, as well)
Splinter Doesn't that halo get tangled in his ears? *G*
HappyLittleMoron (ehehe)
Vinnie Of course not. My ears are just a perfect size.
Splinter For cable reception
RaphInAGrassSkirtAndCoconuts? Fitting..
Emerald_Isle (Knowing my luck, I'd end up in that grass skirt/coconuts outfit...)
HappyLittleMoron (LLOL Emer's not there, is she? That should be Raph then *G*)
Raphael (I don't THINK so, HLM)
HappyLittleMoron (Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????????????????????????????????????????????????)
Raphael (Not my style...)
HappyLittleMoron (You''d be so cute...)
This is making me hungry..
Klork (*shruggle*)
Emerald_Isle (*bapple*)
Klork (Great...bapple, pancackle and waffle..)
Emerald_Isle (Coulda said Yapple Dapple)
Raphael (then you'd be Babu)
NOO! The secret's out! .. But I forgot what the secret is!!
VegitaSan HLM..i came..from....THE GREEN THING IN THE FRIDGE!
* HappyLittleMoron pops Veggie's muscles
HappyLittleMoron NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *hides behind Klork*
* VegitaSan does the poped balloon fly around and whistle thing
* VegitaSan splats against TN and slides down
VegitaSan @_@
* HappyLittleMoron watches and blinks...
* Klork blinks ...
TurtleNinja Saved by the shell! ;P
Klork AH! *shakes TN*
Klork YOU REMINDED ME!!!!
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
Klork ...
* HappyLittleMoron inches away from Klork...
Klork But I forgot what you reminded me..
* Phoenix-gal blinks at everyone, then goes back to writing....
* HappyLittleMoron 's influence has corrupted Klork's memory!
It's a Love/Purr/Vibrate relationship, really ..
* HappyLittleMoron baps Klork!
Klork Owiee..*sniffle*
* HappyLittleMoron pauses
* HappyLittleMoron mutters and kisses his cheek Better?
* Klork purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
Klork I s'pose.
HappyLittleMoron Heee...you vibrate...*pauses...then bursts out laaaaaaaughing*
IIIII even have my limits!!
* HappyLittleMoron tackles Splinter and starts braiding
Raphael I seem to recall talking about this recently...
* Klork blinks
HappyLittleMoron Hmm? *G*
Raphael Splinter & I were talking about y'all today *EG*
HappyLittleMoron Reeeeeeally???
* Splinter cackles as he watches HLM's fingers slip from the glow in the dark gel in his fur
Klork This frightens me ..
HappyLittleMoron Dude...
HappyLittleMoron Splinter's a punk now?!
Raphael Now THAT would be something to draw...
Raphael Splinter with a mohawk...
* Klork is soo not drawing that..
Raphael Awwww
* Klork has to have SOME dignity!
Raphael Uh huh...
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
* Klork eyes Raph
HappyLittleMoron You dreew DRCB!!
Klork I will hear nothing from you ..
Raphael What?
Klork Splinter with a mohawk tho!?
Raphael You drew SEIGSAC...you drew Sailor Cellular
HappyLittleMoron hehehe
Klork so?
Raphael And you can't draw Splinter with a mohawk?
Klork nope.
One problem down .. another arises..
Klork hi@
Klork er
Klork hHI@
Klork AGHHH
Klork HI!
* HappyLittleMoron patpats Klork
* Splinter nods solemnly to the mistraught kitty
Raphael Hey, at least HLM spelled your name right
* HappyLittleMoron 's been doing that a lot lately...
Klork ......
Raphael What is wrong with you, HLM?
HappyLittleMoron It's that loss of powers thing...gotta be
YAY! I'm a figment!
* Klork baps you over the head with his spork
Raphael Ow...some figment just bapped me
HappyLittleMoron figmentfigment*giggle*
* Klork then zaps
* Klork then charbroils
* Klork simmers and frys! *G*
* HappyLittleMoron watches with great amusment
Klork and "BAM!"
* Raphael shapes away
HappyLittleMoron *POP*
Raphael Mmmmm...sweet deskitsu.......
Klork already..?? Dang, you on the early flight or somethin'?
* HappyLittleMoron patpats Raph
* Raphael mutters "Too quiet..."
* HappyLittleMoron starts singing opera
* Klork offers earplugs all around
* HappyLittleMoron baps!
* HappyLittleMoron 's not Beast!
Who knew that one simple key getting stuck would cause somebody to lose a major organ??
Raphael .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Klork bwahhaaa
HappyLittleMoron LOL!!!!
Raphael ....................................................................................Damnit, what's on this key?
Raphael GAH!
Klork LOL!!!
Klork ow ow ..hurts..LOL!
HappyLittleMoron lolol!!!!
HappyLittleMoron Erk...there goes the other lung
Klork Will you stop coughing those up!? That leaves a nasty mess ..
HappyLittleMoron I clean it up though!!!
Strange cookie that Moron is ...
HappyLittleMoron heyo
TurtleNinja Heya
Phoenix-gal Hiya
TurtleNinja Heya.
* HappyLittleMoron ponders starting the cycle over...
Phoenix-gal ??
HappyLittleMoron The greeetings cycle!
HappyLittleMoron Watch this...
Session Close: Sat Feb 23 18:57:38 2002
Session Start: Sat Feb 23 18:57:41 2002
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*** Topic is 'Welcome to #TMNT R.I.P. Chuck Jones TMNT Issue #2 is OUT! Run, do not walk, to your nearest comic store!
*** Set by Raphael on Sun Feb 24 09:41:32
#tmnt url is http://home.fox.nstn.ca/~istr2198/TMNTIndx.htm
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HappyLittleMoron Heyo
* HappyLittleMoron waits for the replaies...
Phoenix-gal Hiya
HappyLittleMoron See??? *grins cheesily*
* Phoenix-gal just sits back and blinka-blinkas
Makes me glad I didn't give birth to her...
Phoenix-gal So... which one of you wants to shoot me and put me out of all my misery?
* HappyLittleMoron shoots PG
Phoenix-gal Thanks
HappyLittleMoron Noooooo problem...I'm good at murdering my parents :P
Heh Heh Heh
Raphael How are the incredibly chatty masses?
* Phoenix-gal is dead and happy
Raphael Well, so long as you're happy
Phoenix-gal happy that I'm dead
Raphael So, um, might one inquire what happened?
Phoenix-gal I asked HLM to shoot me, and she did
Raphael Ahhh
HappyLittleMoron Heyas Raph :)
Phoenix-gal I love my kids.... they mind so well
The saga continues!! TOPICWARS!!
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*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT...I have control of the topic! Bwahahahahahaha!!! MINE!!! MORON'S!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOPIC!!!!!!!'
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT...I have control of the topic! Bwahaha!!! MINE!!! MORON'S!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOPIC!!!!!!! IS NOT!!!'
*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT...I have control of the topic! Bwahaha!!! MINE!!! MORON'S!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOPIC!!!!!!! IS NOT!!! IS TOO!!'
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT...I have control of the topic! Bwahaha!!! MINE!!! MORON'S!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOPIC!!!!!!! IS NOT!!! IS TOO!! Is not!!'
*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT...I have control of the topic! Bwahaha!!! MINE!!! MORON'S!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOPIC!!!!!!! IS NOT!!! IS TOO!! Is not!! IS TOO INFINITY TIMES INFINITY SO NYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
HappyLittleMoron (*ahem*)
TurtleNinja Holy....@_@
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT...I have control of the topic! Bwahaha!!! MINE!!! MORON'S!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOPIC!!!!!!! IS NOT!!! IS TOO!! Is not!! IS TOO INFINITY TIMES INFINITY SO NYAH!!!!!!!! Yeah, right...Thppttttt'
*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT...I have control of the topic! Bwahaha!!! MINE!!! MORON'S!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOPIC!!!!!!! IS NOT!!! IS TOO!! Is not!! IS TOO INFINITY TIMES INFINITY SO NYAH!!!!!!!! Yeah, right...Thppttttt *runs for Splinter* Raphie's tonguing me again!!!! *cries*'
Ok...*hides*
* Raphael huggles Brent again
Raphael Cuddly like a Care Bear
* Brent^Class has no more vomit.. starts dry heaving
Raphael Hey, come on...we've survived hugging before
Brent^Class I've lost my tolerance
Raphael We'll just have to huggle more...build your tolerance back up
* HappyLittleMoron nuzzles you both
Raphael Hug therapy
* HappyLittleMoron nodsnodsnodsnods
* Brent^Class has faint life sings
Brent^Class sings? I love to sing! *sings in the rain and sleet*
* HappyLittleMoron cackles!!!!!!
* Brent^Class is nearly dead after doing showtunes
Raphael That's an odd affliction, 'faint life sings'
* HappyLittleMoron gives Brent the Kiss of Life
* Brent^Class is definetely dead now
HappyLittleMoron Soundslike a warped movie..
Brent^Class x_x
* HappyLittleMoron pauses
* HappyLittleMoron baps Brent
Brent^Class OW!
Wow .. don't ever let me call Brent cute...
Raphael Brentster!!
* Raphael rushes to him and gives him a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug!
HappyLittleMoron Aww...that's so cute...
Brent^Class oh..no..
* Raphael ruffles the top of his head
Raphael He's so gosh darned kyoot
* HappyLittleMoron takes pictures
Raphael That better, HLM?
HappyLittleMoron Much *G*
* Brent^Class vomits
HappyLittleMoron eww
Raphael Even THAT's adorable!
* Raphael pinches his cheek (on his face!)
Brent^Class O_o
Raphael Kyootie!!
* Brent^Class vomits again
* HappyLittleMoron rolls
HappyLittleMoron Not in the vomit of course...
Woo, I'm still worth more tho *EG*
* Klork eyes Raph...then goes back to eating with a mutter
Raphael You eat with a mutter? Most of us would use a fork for spaghetti...
* Klork flings a meatball at Raph
Klork hush you overgrown green ... turtle ... thing?
Raphael You're so definite
Phoenix-gal WooHoo! I'm worth $1,839,850,000!
Klork thpt. Thpt I say .. and I say it with vigor!
Klork dang, quick, shes worth more dead! *snags his ak-47* I need to afford college!!!
Raphael Hmm...most people say things with their mouths...
* HappyLittleMoron blinks...
Klork dang...you know, you could pay off the national debt with that price .. well, almost
Fneh. You know you want my meat .. sauce *EG*
* Klork throws a meatball at you...
Raphael Hey!
* HappyLittleMoron 's reaaaaaaaaally gotta get her mind outa the gutterr...
* Raphael baps HLM
HappyLittleMoron Owwwwwww
Raphael Why start now? Thought your mind was perpetually there
HappyLittleMoron True...
lisalisax2 anyone here see Super Troopers?
Raphael Isn't that an Abba song?
* Klork peers up over his plate Eh? No, only thing I see currently is noodles and meatsauce begging to be eaten..
HappyLittleMoron Nadda I...
* HappyLittleMoron just...giggles dementedly in the corner
* Raphael envisions these meatballs crying out "Eat meeee! Eat meeee!" and then the noodles: "No, me first! Me first!!"
* Klork shrugs, makes em both happy by twirlin' his fork around in the mess of foods..then slurpin' em down happily
Raphael Klork really worries me
Klork eh? *offers garlic bread* Why? Hungry?
* HappyLittleMoron chokes, giggling more
* Klork flings a noodle at HLM
HappyLittleMoron Ohh...Klork! Throwing your noodle at me?? Geeeeeze *G*
Klork That..is a noodle, finely cooked and smothered in meat ... sauce for the mere enjoyment of eating.
Raphael Better than that slurping comment...
Klork thpppt. I slurp what I want.
* Raphael is SO not going to say it.......
Don't you love belated reactions?
* HappyLittleMoron bapped, PG, btw *G*
Phoenix-gal ACK! Didn't I teach you any better about bapping one of your parents???
HappyLittleMoron You didn't raise me...
Phoenix-gal Well... SO?
HappyLittleMoron Just had some of your DNA stolen from you by the government jack*sses and used to make the friendly neighborhood moron!
HappyLittleMoron Well...yeah...*bows her head and sniffles* I sowwy
Wuffle as opposed to spiderman
HappyLittleMoron Hm? Well...I have a tendancy to run into walls...not climb 'em like Spidey does...*G*
Why can I visualize this..?
* HappyLittleMoron makes hamburger outa Wuffle ;)
* Wuffle is delicious
* HappyLittleMoron mmmmmmmmmsssssss....grilling up the Wuffle-burgers
HappyLittleMoron Yes, Wuffle, you're very good! Low in fat, too?
Why does the image of HLM w/ cupid's job frighten me..?
* HappyLittleMoron takes out her cupid bow...shooting arrows around randomly
* MeiouCharon thinks of Shrek...
MeiouCharon "There's an arrow in your butt!" :P
HappyLittleMoron Well imagine that..
* HappyLittleMoron 's mind's in a bad place...a bad...bad place
HappyLittleMoron There's a talent though...managing to shoot yourself in the butt with a bow and arrow...
MeiouCharon Ricochet?
HappyLittleMoron Well...let's map this out...would have to ricochet at least twice...if not more...
That job's gotta pay a lot just to cover dignity ..
HappyLittleMoron HEH!! LOL!! Watching animal planet...about animal pregnancies 'n stuff...keepers are following this one animal around with a cup on a stick, trying to catch some urine LOL
Ria-angelo ROTFL
HappyLittleMoron What a job...come home from work... "What'd you do at work today, hon?" "Oh, followed this animal around waiting for it to pee..." "...I...don't think I'll ask..."
Heh, I know how to reel em' in *EG*
Klork You disturb me, you know that..?
HappyLittleMoron Meeee?????? *smiles innocently*
Klork No, the other moron!
* HappyLittleMoron looks around
HappyLittleMoron I'm multiplying?!
HappyLittleMoron Wow...I don't even remember getting pregnant...
* Klork smacks his head Oh lordy..
* HappyLittleMoron eyes Klork What've YOU been doing while I was asleep??
Klork What, you didn't see the three wiseman and that big-ass star overhead..??
HappyLittleMoron Hmph! *stalks off 'n stuff*
Klork Riiight. *holds up a rubber chicken* Hereeee MoronMoronMoron...
HappyLittleMoron ohhhhhhhhhhhh
* HappyLittleMoron gravitates back..
Klork wow......she floats!
HappyLittleMoron thbt
And ya'll thought bad aim was MY trademark!
* HappyLittleMoron clings to Raph then...
HappyLittleMoron You're both fun to cling to...
HappyLittleMoron Moron Cling...
* HappyLittleMoron cackles
* HappyLittleMoron hops up, brushes herself off and skips away, giggling merrily
* Klork reappears *G*
* Raphael picks himself up off the ground, shaking his head
Raphael She really scares me sometimes...
* HappyLittleMoron tackles KLork aon reappearance
* Klork disappears into a portal right before a wall, leaving HLM tackling a wall *EG*
Raphael Reappeared too soon, Klorkster...
HappyLittleMoron *WHAP*
* HappyLittleMoron slides down...
* HappyLittleMoron falls back and groans...
HappyLittleMoron ...yousuck...
* Phoenix-gal blinks
Raphael Ouch
Raphael There's that family resemblance thing again...
Phoenix-gal She makes it such an art...
That .. takes talent.
TurtleNinja Um....wow....snowstorm has seemingly disappeared...*blink*
Raphael You LOST a snowstorm?? Careless of you...
What..like YOU wouldn't do it?!
* Klork tackles HLM, shaving her legs
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
* HappyLittleMoron 's legs were already shaved
* HappyLittleMoron poses and winks
* HappyLittleMoron then goes to put her pants back on
* Klork shaved again..?
* HappyLittleMoron guesses so...ultra-smooth...
* HappyLittleMoron goes off on a photo shoot, makes millions of dollars...moves in with Hue and becomes a bunny for Playboy!
* Klork claims 50% for the leg work *G*
HappyLittleMoron ehehe
* Phoenix-gal blinks, and will never ever ever become a "Flaming Amazon"
HappyLittleMoron So that's why Klork chose HLM...he wanted to shave her legs...strange...strange guy...
HappyLittleMoron Got some WEIRD fetishes there...
Klork thppt.
HappyLittleMoron Though on the upsiide...he'd never need to use a plug-in razor or one using batteries...I mean...he's a walking battery himself!! *cackles and ducks blows*
Klork ..............
Klork That could sound SO wrong ..
Klork And to think I ALMOST said "Are you saying I Vibrate?!?!"
* HappyLittleMoron rolls!!!!!!!!!!!
HappyLittleMoron See...that's what SHE chose HIM!!! *cackles more and hides (c) and tm Klork*
Klork OHdear.
Waffles, Pancakes..french toast?
* HappyLittleMoron waffles!
*** HappyLittleMoron sets mode: +o Klork
Klork Domo! *pancakles*
Klork Ack..
Klork that came all too naturally..
HappyLittleMoron Pancackles???
Klork we're gonna turn our every day activities into griddle items if we're not careful ..
I'd like to clarify that, while we are called cousins, Brent and I are NOT related! I ain't even THAT stupid!!
Splinter All Brent needs to remember for a long and happy relationship are three things: Your birthday, your anniversary, and this phrases: "It's my fault. I'm sorry"
HappyLittleMoron lol
Brent More like... "It's my fault, I'm happy. Now I'm going to the bar to have some fun while you change diapers *yoink! disappears*"
* HappyLittleMoron readys the hot poker...
Heh heh heh..I'm so not gonna say it...
Brent Stealthy, like ninja. Quick, like rabbit. Smart, like non-grasshopper
HappyLittleMoron Oyyy...
HappyLittleMoron Take care, Splints *G*
Splinter I bet he lives to regret that quick like rabbit part :-)
HappyLittleMoron *ROLLS!!* Bad! *cackles*
Brent *beats splinter*
What!? YOU try selling GS cookies in a trailer park!
Klork Try selling em' for 12 years..*shudder* I writhe at the sentence of "Would you like to buy a box of girl scout cookies?"
HappyLittleMoron No kidding...too many rich kids...being the only poor one wasn't that fun...
Klork Got so tired of saying that I had to spice it up by high school, "They freeze well and go great with beer!"
Yep, That should be what you use for your answering machine, chica..
Ria-angelo maybe TN will experience telepathic interference?
TurtleNinja As in, heh, whenever they're ready. Whether it's tonight or tomorrow, the ship'll be ready and waiting.
Ria-angelo that works too!
HappyLittleMoron "I'm sorry, the mind you are trying to reach is not in at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and a short message, we'll get back to you as soon as possible."
Oh dear...
*** HappyLittleMoron is now known as HLMCowardlyAndProudOfIt
*** HLMCowardlyAndProudOfIt is now known as HLMInHidingHahaYouCan`tFindMe
What's this about a threesome??
* Donatello now baps HLM.
HappyLittleMoron Oohh...kinky
Donatello HEY!
Brent *baps don* That's my job!
* Donatello backs away from HLM.
Quite articulate..
Aignatius gahah
Aignatius haaahhh
HappyLittleMoron He's very intelligent when it comes to conversation, isn't he?
So this is what we do when we're bored..hn...
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HappyLittleMoron Ehehehehe
Klork strange, thou art..
HappyLittleMoron Wha'...me???
*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT!! PLEASE NOTE: This is NOT a file channel!!! Action capital of the world! those with weak hearts be warned, the lurk monster (or grammar problems or typos) may trigger a heart attack.
HappyLittleMoron Theeeeere we go...mwahaha
*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT!! PLEASE NOTE: This is NOT a file channel!!! Action capital of the world! those with weak hearts be warned, the lurk monster (or grammar problems or typo demons) may trigger a heart attack.
This is just for Ria's humor ;)
HappyLittleMoron something...within...yearning to be free....brb
Ria-angelo ROTFL!
* Ria-angelo points to above
Klork eesh...
Ria-angelo Klork, please put on site. :)
Yep, Raph's obsessed.
* Raphael splunks through the bag..."Aha! There are the chocolate balls!"
Klork *dies*
Klork oh, chocolate..BRB!
* Raphael said "the" not "my", for a good reason...
Klork *hides*
-Raphael- Someone sent me a pic of the winners of the Smallest "male part of the anatomy" contest...can't quite figure out why they're HAPPY to have won...
-Raphael- Hmm...probably shouldn't mention that I was just snipping at the bag that's holding the balls, huh?
MURDERER!!
HLMWriting NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Venus_Decoy no wat?
HLMWriting I've just murdered another PEN!! *cries*
Venus_Decoy boy, u do that a lot, HLM
HLMWriting Must find another victim...brb...
HLMWriting I know...lotsa writing...
Venus_Decoy what do you have against them?
HLMWriting I was bitten as a child *G*
Fneh. GU is better.
* DianaManashevitz slips into something a little more comfortable...
*** DianaManashevitz is now known as TheBlackLeatherDominatrix
TheBlackLeatherDominatrix Hmm...
TheBlackLeatherDominatrix A little binding...
*** TheBlackLeatherDominatrix is now known as HappyLittleMoron
Ria-angelo ooh
HappyLittleMoron Ahh...much better
I am sensing this strange obsession, Raph...
* Raphael looks for through the Christmas chocolate...can either eat Santa or chocolate balls...
* HappyLittleMoron blinks...
HappyLittleMoron Santa's chocolate balls???
* HappyLittleMoron hides!
* BrentPIRATEclass snickers and goes back to work
Raphael It doesn't say that
HappyLittleMoron Sure it does!
HappyLittleMoron And the sky's magenta with purple polka dots!
BrentPIRATEclass it says you can eat santa or his chocolate balls!
All this OOC & IC stuff is confusing..
HappyLittleMoron Ehehehehehehehehe maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Klork woooooooooooooooooooomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
* HappyLittleMoron 's one of those, yes...
* Klork is a man too, yes? Um...IC that is..*ahem*
* HappyLittleMoron 'd hope so IC...OOC you look rather feminine...tall feminine but feminine nonetheless...
Klork thpppppppppppppppppppppt
* HappyLittleMoron gets out the pepper
* Klork hides
As Raph says.."This one just defies description..."
* ``HFM jumps in, grabs a chair, sits down, and starts to bang his head
against the table
``HFM Must rid the world of cheese!Must rid the world of cheese!Must rid
the world of cheese! Must rid the world of cheese!
Raphael Um...how's it goin, HFM?
``HFM FIRST DOWN!!! *slams his head through the table so that just his
legs are showing facing straight up
* ``HFM jumps and tackles Raph
``HFM I need not ask that without my attourny present
Phoenix-gal Heh, someone got bored.... and had too much sugar
Lawyer Answer the damn question you!
``HFM Fine then! Stupid lawyers
``HFM I'km doing okay, how about you guys
``HFM Nah, just bored
* Raphael blinkblinks
* ``HFM starts shaking Raph
``HFM No blinking you
Raphael Hey!
``HFM Is for horses!
* ``HFM puts a horsehead in Raph's bed
TurtleNinja Insanity is for horses?
TurtleNinja Hmm....I'd say headcheese, but that's not made with a horse's
head. Heh.
* Raphael steps away from HFM
* ``HFM grabs TN and shoves her inbetween the couch cushions
``HFM Quiet you! *starts jumping up and down on top of TN, trying to push
her farther into the couch
``HFM Hah!
* ``HFM jumps off the couch and grabs the rafters by his teeth and starts to
gnaw on them
* Phoenix-gal gets a rubber band and flips it at HFM
``HFM OW!!
* ``HFM flies through the wll
``HFM wall too
TurtleNinja Hmm...the flying rubber band attack. Heh.
Raphael Flew through the wall so fast that he took the "a" with him
``HFM Yeah, I took the a and made a special hole in the wall with it, an
"A-hole" =)
Raphael Ahhh
* Phoenix-gal shakes her head, then smacks HFM in the back of the head
``HFM GAH!
* ``HFM grabs the radio and starts to play that singing belly button song at
full blast
``HFM Fear deez nuts!
Raphael Are they cold?
TurtleNinja Get outta my head, Raph!
TurtleNinja I was just 'bout to say that!
Raphael Hey, I have the right to say it...they were MY nuts!!
* Raphael pauses, wondering how 'right' that sounded...
TurtleNinja *snif* And my husband licked 'em!
* Phoenix-gal blinks
``HFM Maybe Don licking them would warm them up
* TurtleNinja giggles
TurtleNinja Didn't sound right at all, Raph, heh.
``HFM Well, beat me there TN =p
Raphael No, he just licked me between the legs...the cold nuts was a
completely different night
TurtleNinja Well, maybe it should have been Ninjara licking 'em. :P
``HFM Wouldn't she need some whip cream first?
Raphael Always...
``HFM Ah, nothing like coming back to #tmnt: "Where our brains can't be in the gutter because we're in the sewers." =p
Raphael If ever there was a channel slogan...
TurtleNinja ROTFL!
``HFM Maybe #tmnt: we don't wear pink tutus =p
Raphael I like that!
``HFM or #tmnt: That damn goat =p
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``HFM Hey! My jokes weren't that bad Ech!
Phoenix-gal Geez guys.... just scare poor Ech away....
* ``HFM tackles PG, kicks her shin, then dumps a bookshelf on her legs and
runs over her arms with a wheelchair
Phoenix-gal Ow, that hurt...
``HFM Go out of your way to sell the injury PG =p
* TurtleNinja raises an eyebrow...
Aig's gotta be a Californian...
Aignatius must be the earthquakes
Aignatius or rather earthquacks
Aignatius ducks tha make the ground shake
Raphael Heh..LOL, Aig
Raphael Or doctors that make the ground shake
Aignatius yeah
Aignatius felt one the other day
Raphael A doctor or an earthquake?
Aignatius hehe
Aignatius a very heavy doctor passed by on teh street
Aignatius impact tremors
Raphael Ahhh
Aignatius like a brachiosaur
Raphael Or a velocraptor? *G*
Aignatius hehehehe
Aignatius not nice to follow those unless you have a poop scoop handy
Wouldn't this mayhaps make TN jealous?
* HappyLittleMoron looks up at Melena, waves before snnapping her hand back
under the blanket, kinda floppinggg onto her side and coughing a lil'
* ``Melena blinks at HLM, while stretching her own arms
``Melena You ok?
HappyLittleMoron Don' feel good...
Raphael (you've been feeling Don???)
HappyLittleMoron (GAH!)
HappyLittleMoron (NO!!)
BaratsukiYumemi (LOL)
HappyLittleMoron (See the apostrophe?! *points* There's supposed to be a "t" after it!! *mutters* He's REALLY not my type...)
Sometimes even the predictible fails ...
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* LeatherHead comes in and shots at Donatello.
Raphael Ha! Too late, Leatherhead...Don's already gone
* LeatherHead blinks
LeatherHead GRRRRR
* Raphael laughs
* LeatherHead runs out.
Ria's Sage Yumper-esque advice
Ria-angelo (So at break I wrote on the blackboard: AVOID ALLERGEN
CONTAMINATION. Do not dry your linens in the same machine as your cat.)
Raphie Suess?
* Raphael has decided that now would be a good time to head to bed, to bed,
I said, or is
that read, my mask is red, or so I said, not Fred that said, so to bed I
head!
Raphael Yep, it's deff. time to sleep when you start doing Suess...
Gerbie ... Jello?
Aignatius (AIG LIES!!! like a cheap rug! ;p)
Aignatius hey
Aignatius Leo go back to meditating or sumpin!
* Klork notes Aig is talking to self..
* Klork safely hides
* Aignatius is amazed that Klork can hide in such small places
* Klork isn't in a small place *G*
* Aignatius looks under the carpet
Aignatius yoohoo
Aignatius dust bunnies
* Klork no there...*G*
* Aignatius looks into fridge
Aignatius anybody there?
Aignatius just some talking muffins
* Klork no there neither...jello however looks back at Aig
Aignatius they were proper sorts
Aignatius english muffins at that
* Aignatius pokies the jello
Aignatius its moviiing
* Aignatius accidentally dumps the jello on the floor while searching for cream cheese
Aignatius oh well...
Aignatius I guss that jello got its just desserts...
* Jello hops up and gnaws on Aig's ankle
Aignatius AIE!
Aignatius Gerbie jello
* Aignatius thwacks at it with tail and flies away
* Jello sobs, jiggling after the scaley one
Aignatius scaley?
* Aignatius looks at hands
Aignatius I use Jergens!
* Jello shapes into the form of a fly and goes after Aig's leg again
* Aignatius captures it in a tupperware brand plastic container and shoves it back into the fridge
* Jello fizzllles
Aignatius only tupperware for a job like this!
* Aignatius scribbles note on fridge
Aignatius BEWARE OF GERBIE JELLO
And we discover Klork's true fear...
* Klork dusts her with his hair
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
* HappyLittleMoron turns her head and sneezes
Klork good thing you missed my hair or you'd be washing it..
* HappyLittleMoron waggles her brows at him, smirking I got magic fingers and Herbal Essence *G*
* Klork pauses
Klork noo! I don't need guys showin' up to do my hair! that'd be wroonnggg!
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
HappyLittleMoron Klork...
HappyLittleMoron Ok...
HappyLittleMoron Focus...
* Klork blinks...
Klork can't..upside down..blood..overflow..in brain..
HappyLittleMoron I...*points to herself* Have magic fingers....do I look like a guy to you?
HappyLittleMoron Uhm...wierd...you're weird...
Dejavu..
* HappyLittleMoron arches a brow and oys, hiding behind Splinter Save me, your furriness!
Splinter I get nervous with you behind me HLM. You always seem to get distracted and start braiding my fur.
* HappyLittleMoron looks up from braiding his fur Huh?
Why does this sound like Brent's sorta religion? ;)
Emerald_Isle (new religion...Seventh Day Advent Hoppists...)
DianaManashevitz (LOL! Sacrilage, I love it *G*)
Emerald_Isle (We believe in Faith, Hop & Charity)
HappyLittleMoron (LOL Their sacred herb? Hops. Their sacred drink? Beer *G*)
I think I still qualify as more innocent than HLM *G*
* HappyLittleMoron blinks...listening to this CD of modern Native American music...misheard "Delivered from my hands" as "Delivered from my pants"
Klork LOL
* SZGY doesn't see too much difference... *G*
* HappyLittleMoron cackles
Klork Delivered from my pants via my hands? Oh ok, I'll go now *hides*
HLM's gettin' predictable...
Aignatius I'm touched!
HappyLittleMoron in the head!
Aignatius You...
Aignatius I knew you'd say that...
This is what happens after too much vodka and pepperoni...
Michaelangelo Um, have we met?
GarrettLaLonde kinda..
...
Michaelangelo We have?
GarrettLaLonde yup. i used to be a pizza delivery boy
Michaelangelo Did you work with Keno or something?
HappyLittleMoron (*cackles* Remember that night you got REALLY drunk?? YEAH! I was the guy you woke up next to! *ahem*)
``Melena (You were??? But.. but... you're a girl.. and... and... you loook nothing like him!)
HappyLittleMoron (What can I say? You were REAAAAAAAALLY drunk...*would go on, but, y'know, family chan 'n all *G*)
Too bad we don't have Raph Repellent...*mutter*
Raphael (Bothered by nasty Klorks? Well, you need...KlorkAway! Removes unsightly Klorks in seconds flat! Order now and get two bottles for the price of one!)
TMNT Olympics .. Michaelangelo Motorcross mebbe?
* HappyLittleMoron 's putting lights on, kinda dodging Don as she goes
* HappyLittleMoron could always just tie him to the tree...
Raphael (Donatello Dodging...the new Olympic sport! *G*)
HappyLittleMoron (Leonardo Leaping...Raphael Rafting...Michaelangelo...uhm...)
HappyLittleMoron (Hmm....what sport starts with "M"?)
Michaelangelo (Um, moun... um, nevermind that one.. *IG*)
Raphael (hmmm...)
Raphael (*BAP*)
Raph's Christmas Carols...
Klork dew u c what eye c?
HappyLittleMoron Do you smell what I smell? A child, a child, in neeed of a change...
Raphael More like "Can you nap like I nap? A Raph, a Raph, sleeping on the desk, let us hope he drools not a bit. Let us hope he drools not a bit"
Raphael You guys may have theme songs...I have a Christmas song!
Klork The shock, the shock, electricity's spark, when the drool doth hark on th' board...when the drool doth hark on the boarrdd..
So my family wasn't one to be blessed with this food, suuee mee!
Leah-Nardo (Oh, joy, and I'm eating Untidy Josephs at the moment...)
HappyLittleMoron (LOL!! "Untidy Josephs"??)
HappyLittleMoron (I like that *G*)
Klork (Untidy Josephs...????)
HappyLittleMoron (Sloppy Joes)
Raphael (sloppy Joes)
Klork (Aaaahh..geeze..)
Yes ... Talented .. that's it..
* Shingami glomps Klork
* Klork flies backwards
* HappyLittleMoron tackle/hugs! After letting Shing have her glomp ;)
* Klork flies again
Shingami eheheh
* Klork is wondering why he's the only one here w/out wings yet is the only one flying...
HappyLittleMoron You're just talented...*winks at him and Shing, offering him a hand up*
Talk about a wet kiss...
* Nickokapo kisses splinter
Nickokapo buh bye!
*** Nickokapo is now known as Nickoaway
* Splinter looks glazed at all this kissing and hugging...
* Raphael gets the most hilarious mental image
* HLMUpdatingPage awwwwwws and takes pictures
Splinter I never should have been that centerfold for Field and Stream
* Syretta is glad people aren't hugging and kissing her
* Draconigeno takes a picture and has it blown up into a mural
At least she's got her aim still...
HappyLittleMoron Heyass PG!
Phoenix-gal Hello
Phoenix-gal Heyass? heh, sounds like something I say to friends
sometimes... *smirk*
RicaChica ...how sweet...*arches a brow*
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
HappyLittleMoron GYAH!
RicaChica but, hihi none the less *G*
* HappyLittleMoron curses her "s" key
Is she talking about GU or Leather?
*** Syretta has joined #tmnt
HappyLittleMoron (They creap up your rear much more easily)
Klork (what a line to return to *G*)
Leah-Nardo (LOL)
TurtleNinja (lol...wb Syr)
Syretta (yeah...)
Syretta (i was about to tell hlm that she sure did make the
conversation more colorful)
In depth discussion on Mikey's THE DRINK
Malachite I say this Drink will put hair on one' chest...
DianaManashevitz It'd put hair in one's colon...
Craaaazzzyy??? *cackles dementedly*
Syretta (just as long as i'm not crazy)
Klork (Oh that will come eventually, no worries, Syr *G*)
Syretta (no! i already forget things all the time. don't need crazy
to come around here)
HappyLittleMoron (Hang around here enough yeah *G*)
It's either a bug goin' around or THE DRINK
Klork ~no...truthfully...I think I'm gonna lose dinner...~
* Klork shifts, brow furrowing
Klork ~maybe..~
Donatello Toast to good health and happyness.
* TurtleNinja smiles and raises her glass.
HappyLittleMoron Gah...have a seat...
* Donatello acts like he's holding up a glass since he gave his to her.
Klork good health..*hics* Hm..yeah..be right back..*runs into the bathroom*
Well, HLM now has a theme song...
HappyLittleMoron Remember when youran away and I got on my knees and
begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well, yoo left me anyhow and the
days got worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind?
And...they're coming to take me away haha, they're coming to take me away
hohoheeheehaha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'lll
be happy to see the nice young men in their clean white coats...
Raphael Cookies, cereal, hard candy eggs (they were disgusting),
candies that resembled chewable vitamins...they were good
TurtleNinja The cookies and cereal were ok...but hard candy TMNT eggs?
Don't recall those...
HappyLittleMoron and they're coming to take me away haha! You thought
it was a joke and so you laughed you laughed when I had said that losing you
would make me flip my lid!
* HappyLittleMoron twitches
* Splinter twitches in sympathy
Splinter Or confusion
HappyLittleMoron Both mebbe?
Raphael Ok, now THAT song I can believe, coming from you, HLM *G*
Information we've already confirmed...
HappyLittleMoron
eheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* HappyLittleMoron ''s llost her
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
TurtleNinja That's news? ;P
Raphael Maybe it's just confirmation?
HappyLittleMoron Just a reminder
HappyLittleMoron Thank you, and you may return to your regularly
schedualed lurk/rp/chat/thingie
Raphael If this had been an actual Moron, you would have been
instructed where to tune, in your area, for news & official information. This
concludes this test of the Emergency Moronic System.
* HappyLittleMoron runs into the wall repeatedly
* Raphael drops lotsa pins
HappyLittleMoron
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*eventually manages to knock herself out*
Disco...*shudder*
TurtleNinja And "dithco"ing...
Raphael Did I hear the "D" word?
Splinter It comes from the Leisure Suit Splinter gag earlier tonight
Raphael I hear the Moron was danthing earlier...
HappyLittleMoron NOOOOOOOOOOO
RicaChica eeeehhh??
Raphael Thomeone told me that you were danthing, HLM
HappyLittleMoron Was not!
HappyLittleMoron I...Iwas...Iwas...pokaing
tooooooooooo...uhm...Dimento!
Raphael A polka ith jutht a few beatth away from being dithco!
HappyLittleMoron NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Splinter Well kids, that spinning, glittering ball tells me it is time
to run like hell for the evening.
HappyLittleMoron TAKE US WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
RicaChica tataspliniteee
Splinter Quit whining. I had to live through disco the first time
around
HappyLittleMoron ...true...
Nope, it's worse, honest.
*** Leah-Nardo is now known as TheNerfDominatrix
TheNerfDominatrix It's not as bad as it looks, really *g*
Klork Yes it is *G*
*** TheNerfDominatrix is now known as Leah-Nardo
Leah-Nardo Oh, come now. It's fun to be a bit naughty every now and then!
Klork with nerf? What do you wear, foam?
MaelstromVertigo cool
Leah-Nardo Ooo, I feel a naughty picture coming on *GGG*
* Klork is soo not drawing that..
Leah-Nardo Stick figure porn...what will I sink to next?
* Leah-Nardo is suddenly drawn to mind what a nerf arrow is shaped like *snicker*snort*
Leah-Nardo My mind is not in the gutter tonight. No, really *G*
* TurtleNinja chuckles.
Klork Hey, while it's there, mind cleanin' the gutters? *G*
TurtleNinja LOL
Leah-Nardo You know, I would bap you, but that really was clever *G*
Yep...HLM's lost it *G*
HappyLittleMoron
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
* HappyLittleMoron latches
ontooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... TN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* TurtleNinja falls over....
TurtleNinja I'm blind!!!!!
Raphael Gotta watch the Moron tonight...
* HappyLittleMoron blinks
* HappyLittleMoron didn't cling to your eyes, TN..
* HappyLittleMoron clings to a leg
Raphael LOL
* HappyLittleMoron starts duct taping her into a cuccun...
TurtleNinja I'm blind because...hey!
TurtleNinja No tape cocoons!
* HappyLittleMoron giggles dementedly and hides iin the couch cusions
TurtleNinja Zoi: Well...think of it this way....Don can have fun
opening you when he next sees you!
* HappyLittleMoron
gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahs and pounces
Zoi, doing the same thing to her!
RicaChica five more!
HappyLittleMoron You want me to duct tape five more people?
TurtleNinja *Zoi squeeks and struggles to get away, ending up as a
ball...
HappyLittleMoron EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TurtleNinja Zoi: DUCT TAPE DOES NOT MESH WELL WITH HAIR!
HappyLittleMoron Nore does it with feathers!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *degenerates into deranged giggling*
I would have preferred A1 sauce...
TurtleNinja (*patpats*)
RicaChica (*eyes TN's hand..*)
HappyLittleMoron (*eyes TN's hand too*
Mmmmmmmm....TNfingers...*CHOMP*)
RicaChica (ack! geeze, you almost got my head there, HLM!)
TurtleNinja (Ack! Those are NOT finger sandwiches!)
* HappyLittleMoron gnaws on TN's fingers
Sorry...*gnaws...pauses...dabs some BBQ sauce on 'em...gnaws some more*)
Glad to know they recall I'm watching *EG*
HappyLittleMoron (LOL Rat tried stealing Brent's peanuts...Brent says
"Stupid rat! Stop stealing my nuts! You're under Emilie's rule aren't you...")
Raphael (LOL!)
TurtleNinja (Must be trying to warm 'em up, huh? :P)
HappyLittleMoron (Nah, just crunch 'em *G*)
RicaChica (Ohhhh dear...nononono!)
HappyLittleMoron (She's hyper offa Dr. Pepper)
Raphael (*bap*)
HappyLittleMoron (Yeah, it's Raph's nuts that need warming up *Grins
and hides!*)
HappyLittleMoron (ohwait)
HappyLittleMoron (*hides (c) and tm Klork *G**)
Hentai and Brent are two different beings...right???
HappyLittleMoron (psycho rat on lap!)
TurtleNinja (LOL! She under Zoi's influence now? :P)
Raphael (Get Brent off of your lap, HLM...it'd be easier to type)
Blame it all on Hostess
RicaChica (Yeah, she's on the phone with me *G*)
* HappyLittleMoron pauses, then smirks a little Didn't I..hear
something about the tennou blowing the shocks out on it...*pauses, looking
confused* something about twinkies?
Raphael (sounds painful...I'd worry about that receiver poking in
places it shouldn't...)
RicaChica (Raph! YOU DORK *rolls*)
Kameko (allright, we don't need none of that Raph..it's
dirty! Dirtydirtydirtydirty!)
HappyLittleMoron (*hoses Raph down*)
Raphael (Me?? You're the one 'on the phone'!)
HappyLittleMoron (You took it wrong *G*)
Raphael (and you guys took my comment wrong, so we're even)
*Klork chuckles* Nah,the shocks are fine..
RicaChica (Raph....oh dear...)
TurtleNinja (What about Tennou blowing shocks out? Twinkies?)
RicaChica (It's all Hostess' fault!!)
Who says I can't be the next Dr. Seuss?!
Klork oh my bum...
Klork it feels numb...
Klork oh..my poor poor bum
* Kameko tosses some ice at ya
Kameko Here... this'll make it cold and numb!
* HappyLittleMoron blinkies
HappyLittleMoron Klork's writing poetry now?
* Klork hops away from the ice
HappyLittleMoron Poetry about his...bum of all things?
* Klork didn't find that nice!
Kameko Narcissist....
* Kameko sniggers
* Klork looks at HLM, "That wasn't funny, in fact I wouldn't pay you money!"
* Kameko groans, putting in ear plugs
* Klork pulls them out
* Klork then...feeds them to a trout?
HappyLittleMoron Oh gods...
* HappyLittleMoron gives Klork the Cat in the Hat..uh...hat
* Klork puts it on
* Klork then dons a tho---ok, won't finish that
HappyLittleMoron LOL!!!
Klork Man that's a scary image...even to me...
* HappyLittleMoron pictures that and just...falls over laughing
Never underestimate the power of the KLORK!!
Leah-Nardo Ok, enough Poke-bashing...Rose might lynch me...
Klork perhaps...she'll come out in her misty costume and smite you...
Leah-Nardo Little wifey would kick my fanny...*G*
Klork little...wifey?
Leah-Nardo Yeah! After all, she's what, half my size? *G*
Klork ...wifey?
* Leah-Nardo moves casually toward the door...
Klork uh......I think there's something we need to speak of here, Leah-chan...
* Klork grins, following
Leah-Nardo "-chan"?
Klork uh huh...about this..................wifey............business...
Leah-Nardo Whatfore you call me chan? Do not make me call my cousin Jackie on you!!!
Klork it was in mocking tone!
Klork I am all sarcasm, never take the Klork seriously!
Klork I AM NEVER SERIOUS!
* Klork pauses
Klork OK, maybe sometimes..
Leah-Nardo "the" Klork...
Leah-Nardo "May the Klork be with you..."
Klork nono, it's all wrong! it's "May the SPORK be with you" Eesh! get it right!
Leah-Nardo "The Klork is set for a 6:00 am wake-up call.."
Klork ok..now you're comparing me with clocks...
Klork you're really pushing my buttons...
Leah-Nardo Bumper sticker: "Klork Sporks all Dorks!"
Klork and I don't mean the snooze!!!
* Leah-Nardo hides behind the couch..
Leah-Nardo There's a Weird Al song in there somewhere, I just know it :)
Brent the...typewriter?
HappyLittleMoron (GYAH! Brent's being silly....as I type
"clickclickclick" *presses ender* "CHING!")
RicaChica (Brent..the living typewriter--he DOES have a use!)
HappyLittleMoron (He has many uses *shuts up*)
Brent (*click* Blah *ching*)
RicaChica (OHh dear...)
Raphael (TMI! *hoses HLM down*)
RicaChica (*giggles insanely*)
Brent (Oooh... Thanks, Raph. She's wearing a white t-shirt >:))
TurtleNinja (Did the rat share her Dr. Pepper? GAH! Brent, ya perv?
Going on the flume at the Nega Mall again, huh? ;P)
* HappyLittleMoron blushes, and descreatly slips off to change)
Raphael (/me baps Brent, just because...)
Raphael (and, on that note...)
RicaChica (Nite raph!)
* Raphael has to be heading off
Brent (I tell no tales.. for all the details goto
www.ihadsexwithbrent.com)
Raphael Toodles!
Raphael *baps Brent many times*
HappyLittleMoron (Sheeze...night Raph...)
Brent (*yipe, ching*)
TurtleNinja (Nite Raph! Brent...uh...there's no word to describe how
perverted you are. Heh.)
HappyLittleMoron (Hentai! Yaoi!)
Brent (I'm working on the word with webster's)
Ice Cream and Alcohol...Bailey's anybody?
*Klork grimaces* Man...wish I could help...
Brent(*sneaks up behind klork and spades two
gallons of chocolate swirl down his loin cloth*)
Brent (*b-lines it for safetly*)
HappyLittleMoron (Oohh...thanks for the idea, Brent...watch your back,
mah sweet sugar patoot)
Brent (*blinks* We have no ice cream and you don't
drive.. I think I'm safe ;))
HappyLittleMoron (You SURE about that? *EEG*)
Brent (Just a sec... *checks* yup!)
HappyLittleMoron (I have ways of hiding that stuf, y'know)
Brent (I lose my wallet, I lose my keys.. I'm not
losing no damn 2 gallons of ice cream)
HappyLittleMoron (It's possible...trust, me, it's very possible *EG*)
RicaChica (Funny, how else would Brent get alcohol tho? *EG*)
HappyLittleMoron (MWAHAHAHAHAH)
RicaChica (/me thinks she gave HLM an idea oddly enough...)
Brent (Jessica the magic leprechaun!! Bwhahahah)
HappyLittleMoron (oyvey)
Hungry..???
HappyLittleMoron (He's playing with my socks...while they're on my
feet...*gnaws on his ankles*)
HappyLittleMoron (Brent: Oh, yea, baby! More...!)
HappyLittleMoron (*hides! (c) and tm Klork*)
TurtleNinja (Hmm...he's got a foot fetish, huh? :P)
HappyLittleMoron (Brent: No way.. just a biting one.)
* HappyLittleMoron shrusg and gnaws somewhere else...)
HappyLittleMoron (Brent: *Looks at HLM gnawing on the bed post*
Hey, over here, stoopid!)
HappyLittleMoron (I need my fiber now!!)
* HappyLittleMoron shrugs and bites off a few of his fingers)
HappyLittleMoron (Brent: Oh, well. The animator well draw them back
on tomorrow)
* HappyLittleMoron shakes her fist at the gigantic pencil MAKING MY
LIFE DIFFICULT! *snaps at it and ends up with a mouthfull of graphite*
Ewwwwww....)
HappyLittleMoron Brent: *hands HLM a 9 Iron* Here you go, you little
metal muncher)
HappyLittleMoron
(OooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooo.....
*gnawslobbergnaw*)
HappyLittleMoron Brent: I used to wonder where my golf clubs had
disappeared too
Well..Raph scares EVERYBODY...
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Raphael Mr. Personality...
*** radixvir has left #tmnt
Ivey (Ya scared him Raph.)
HappyLittleMoron (I know you scare me...;))
Raphael (hey, the personality comment was directed at Terror...)
Heh...just when you think he's dead...
HappyLittleMoron (Brent: *comes back to life, kicks terror in the
balls, then dies again*)
I'm so not commenting....
HLMAway i9
Raphael Ok...*confused*
Raphael Ciao!
HLMAway Brent: Yes, you are 9
HLMAway That was you hon...member?
*** Raphael has left #TMNT (Plan 9 from Outer Space?)
`TurtleNinja bad HLM!
HLMAway Brent: I remember nothing
* `TurtleNinja goes into spastic giggle-fits...
HLMAway Brent: Which is why I get away with a lot of things.. hehe
*EG*
HLMAway Brent, if I'm 9, then you're 6 *G*
HLMAway Brent: not gonna happen
HLMAway *blinks* I thought you liked 69..
HLMAway Brent: really?
`TurtleNinja Eehehehehe....you two are BAAAAAD. :P
*** HLMAway is now known as HappyLittleMoron
HappyLittleMoron You're even worse for watching *EEEG*
HappyLittleMoron Brent: Someone was watching us? *dresses quickly*
* HappyLittleMoron very nearly ggives Brent a Mt. Dew shower on THAT
one...
Leonardo TMI!
HappyLittleMoron Mornin' Leo *G*
Leonardo is there still a #tmntcloset?
Leonardo maybe we need to put those two in there
HappyLittleMoron Brent: I wouldn't use it.. Too many species have
left specimens there
Leonardo leave 'em in there for ... oh... a few weeks?
Leonardo hm... well, just clean it first
HappyLittleMoron Brent: Clean someone else's happy junk? No thanks
Leonardo any stray critters could always go under the couch
Leonardo join the dust bunny colony
* HappyLittleMoron envisions happy faces dancing around...annd Brent and
her trying to catch 'em all...
HappyLittleMoron LOL! Nudist dust bunnies??
`TurtleNinja There's still #tmntcouples. *ig*
Leonardo nude dust bunnies? hmmm.... what would a dust bunny be
without it's fuzzy form?
HappyLittleMoron Dinner?
Leonardo dinner for who? you eat dust bunnies?
HappyLittleMoron Only after adding water and cooking them..
Leonardo HLM eats dust bunnies!!
Leonardo what? you put them on pizza?
HappyLittleMoron Brent: Youhavetoeatthembeforetheyeatjoo!
Leonardo dust bunny soup??
`TurtleNinja Bunny sushi? Hn...wait, that's not right....
* HappyLittleMoron smacks her hand over Leo's mouth SSH!! You'll scare
my dinner away!!! *does the same w/ Brent and TN...then wonders how she grew
that extra arm...*
Leonardo uh... dust bunny sushi would amount to scooping it off the
floor, or whereever, sticking it on rice.. and eating it
HappyLittleMoron Brent: its the prozac. One minute she's cool and
calm, the next she's sprouting arms and legs like charlettes web
HappyLittleMoron Think happy thoughts, Brenty-kun and you can FLY!!!!
* HappyLittleMoron jumps around 'n stuff
`TurtleNinja Or; "Think viney thoughts, Tarzi-kun, and you can
FLYYYYYY!!!" ;p
HappyLittleMoron WEll...he DOES look aweful good in a loincloth *EG*
```Iceie WHo?
HappyLittleMoron Brent of course
```Iceie HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Leonardo not sure if that laugh is exactly an encouraging laugh of "he
looks good" or "he looks funny"
HappyLittleMoron He looks good...she's just jelouse ;-P
* HappyLittleMoron sneezes at you aaaaaaaaaaaaall
`TurtleNinja eeewwww....*wipes herself off* Moron snot. :P
* HappyLittleMoron sniffles It's good for you!
HappyLittleMoron You don't like dust particles mixed w/ mucus and dead
cells??
* `TurtleNinja goes to take a shower. jk ;P
* HappyLittleMoron smiles sweetly and innocently Whaaa'? You produce
something like 2 gallons of the stuff every day, just like the rest of us...
```Iceie NO way
```Iceie 2 gallon??
HappyLittleMoron Yep *G*
```Iceie thats gross
HappyLittleMoron What you don't sneeze or blow out your nose goes into
you stomach
HappyLittleMoron But true *G*
```Iceie YUCK
```Iceie BLAH
```Iceie *GAG*
* HappyLittleMoron giggles dementedly, going into a coughing fit
*** Leonardo has quit IRC (Quit: to HLM: sometimes it's rather runny,
some think it's kinda funny, but it's sNOT!)
`TurtleNinja "You may think it's funny, but it's snot." :P
HLMAway LOLOL!!!
*** HLMAway is now known as HappyLittleMoron
HappyLittleMoron ./memoserv SEND Leonardo Face it, Leo...you LOVE my
snot ;-)
HappyLittleMoron Ehehehe just what I sent to Leo *G*
Anybody else notice HLM's fetish for eating unusual things lately?
*** RaphAtWork changes topic to 'Gotta put a new topic in here, since HLM ATE the last one. Um...welcome to #TMNT!'
*** HappyLittleMoron changes topic to 'Gotta put a new topic in here, since HLM ATE the last one. (HLM: And was it ever GOOD! *eyes this one*) Um...welcome to #TMNT!'
It appears Shred is trying to carry on Aig's legacy...
Shredder Hot Topic should have a sort of contest for the TMNT shits
Donatello I was happy to get the poster thing he sent us.
Shredder The best sent in fan drawing gets it's own shirt
Shredder gah!
Shredder Shirts!
Shredder I meant Shirts!
A twinkie, one of the most horrifying edibles of mankind...
*** Donatello has joined #TMNT
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Donatello
TurtleNinja DONNIE! *POUNCE*
*** Donatello has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
TurtleNinja ACK!
* TurtleNinja sweatdrops.
Raphael You pounced too hard!
* DianaManashevitz blinks
DianaManashevitz Geez TN...maybe you should tone down on the twinkies, too *G*
Let us recall that Raph is NOT the computer genuis of the four...
Raphael That explains it...late last night, I wasn't here and, two hours ago I had a computer opened up on the floor, at a friend's house *G*
Phoenix-gal heh
* TurtleNinja blinks.
Raphael She just got a new computer...wouldn't work. WOuld start up for a bit, then power off. The Monitor had a box saying "The monitor is working, check the video cables or computer"
TurtleNinja Hopefully not your computer.
SZGY and... did you manage to fix it?
Raphael Yep
SZGY :)
Raphael I threw it out the window and told her to buy another one *G*
Please tell me this is some horrible nightmare...
* HappyLittleMoron eyes RaphInTraining...
RaphInTraining What?
* HappyLittleMoron hrmms...coming out and pacing around
RaphInTraining....pondering...
* RaphInTraining watches HLM
* Raphael does as well
RaphInTraining Something wrong?
HappyLittleMoron Nope...you need to shave your head...
RicaChica (Hey, isn't there a rule against this????? The nick thing??
*looks pleading*)
RaphInTraining (Even if I was told to change it to this? *G*)
Raphael (not if there's consent from the person...)
HappyLittleMoron (Aww...)
* Charmeizard hands Raph a train keychain
Charmeizard here. add this to raphintraining
-Raphael- Does this mean you're a pokemon and I'm your trainer now? *G*
-HappyLittleMoron- If you are...you know I'll have to stir-fry you...
-RaphInTraining- SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Raphael looks at the keychain, confused...
* RaphInTraining switches nicks again, just too independent for this
nick *G*
Raphael LOL!!
*** RaphInTraining is now known as Phoenix-gal
-HappyLittleMoron- The thought of being a pokemon just toooo much fer ya? ;-)
* Raphael feels the urge to yell something about surrendering the
wand...
-Raphael- Understandable...it would be too much for me, too
-Phoenix-gal- I'd have to stir fry myself if I were a pokemon...
-HappyLittleMoron- That would be interesting to see...
-Phoenix-gal- *stirs* This is hot and hurts, yet... its satisfying in
that psychotic way...
We forgot Klorkica Simpson!
Phoenix-gal (Watch it Raph!! I may do the same to you as I did to
Vinnie!)
RicaChica (Vidonna and Raphney Spears?)
Raphael (Hey, pick on someone else, PG)
HappyLittleMoron (Raphney Spears!!!!!!! "Oops, he did it again")
* Raphael glares at Rica
Leonardo (Raphney??? aaack!)
Phoenix-gal (Raphney Spears?? *light bulb flashes brightly!!*)
* Raphael GLARES at HLM
RicaChica (*cackles* OOOOoo, daggers!!)
* Raphael GLARES AT PG
Phoenix-gal (Hey, I'm RaphInTraining... I gotta be funny and evil...
*G*)
RicaChica (Hmm..whaddabout Jaetina Aguilera?)
Raphael (how about Christina Angelo??)
Phoenix-gal (Jaetina? You mean Jadeite? Naw... its gonna be Jaeta Ford
*looks for someone who will get that*)
RicaChica (doesn't have the same ring to it, Raph...Angelo I'd think
more as Angelona Jolee)
Raphael (Jaeta Ford, I love it!)
HappyLittleMoron (Angelona Jolee *snickers*)
Phoenix-gal (Heheheheh, glad someone knows who I'm talking about!
Though, for someone reason... I'm not surprised its you Raph *G*)
I miss Jane!
*** Parts: Raphael (Yes, for
$14.99 plus shipping, YOU can have Hooked on Raphonics!!)
HappyLittleMoron Uhm...
Leonardo or Raph will hook you with his sai....
RicaChica owwiee
Leah-Nardo Repeats: "See Raph. See Raph's sai. Run, kid, run!"
Leonardo "Read kid read.... or see Raph's sai.. run kid run..."
I think that people who name their kids after food should probably think a little more into it...
*** Joins: ^^Pizza^^^
* HLMHomework gets out the pizza cutter and drools
HLMHomework And heyas PG
* Phoenix-gal wavies, then looks for food
* ^^Pizza^^^ backs away from HLM and goes into his room.
* HLMHomework points after Pizza...there food goes ;-)
It's an inside joke, really!
*** Klork is now known as GeneralAmishPorn
*** GeneralAmishPorn is now known as Klork
GeneralMalachite (LOL)
Klork (Hohum...)
HappyLittleMoron (LOLOL!!)
*** Klork is now known as GeneralAmishDipthong
*** GeneralAmishDipthong is now known as Klork
Splinter really is multi-talented!!!
* HappyLittleMoron knits Splinter a pair of booties and hands them to
himm Congradulations! You're pregnant!
HappyLittleMoron ...ohwait...
HappyLittleMoron Wrong event...
Splinter_ No, you may be right. Lets see. Nauseous. Moody. Yup! Thats
it!
* Splinter_ finds himself adrift on the sea of hormones.
HappyLittleMoron Wow! Congradulations!! *goes shopping for baby stuff*
* HappyLittleMoron pauses
HappyLittleMoron Waitasec...men can get pregnant??
TurtleNinja Someone'd better tell Nezzie...^_^
Splinter_ Someone better tell the Smithsonian
Splinter_ And all this time I thought it was too much chocolate ice
cream...
Splinter_ Doh!
HappyLittleMoron Ooohhh...well, man...
Splinter_ I know, I know. "Too much chocolate ice cream" is an
oxymoron.
SEE?! Twinkies are evil!
Raphael (Twinkies are going to be the downfall of civilization as we
know it...)
TurtleNinja (Do they have twinkies on Olympus? ;p)
HappyLittleMoron (Twinkies and Ambrosia, foods of the gods...)
HappyLittleMoron (LOL Raph...I don't think so...I have a theory...)
HappyLittleMoron (The Tennou are so well preserved because they've
been eating twinkies since the beginning of time...evenutally the preservitives
just bled out into their blood stream and permanantly preserved them...no spell
was involved, they just don't want to be ashamed of their diets *G*)
I really have to work on my aim....
Klork a clone? *pees outta the lair*
DianaManashevitz (Klokr!!)
TurtleNinja (LOL! Pees?!)
DianaManashevitz (You know where the bathroom is!!)
DianaManashevitz (Do that THERE!!)
Klork (ACK!)
Klork (oh crap..)
Guardiani *Anastasia nods softly, and cleans her blades...against her
dress, of all things, before sheathing them.* Yes, a clone. Solaris seems to
be making clones of him left and right today...
DianaManashevitz (Ehehe)
TurtleNinja (Hehehe...there's one for the JFF page. :P)
Klork (That's worse than nut licking and t-shits....)
*** Donatello sets mode: +b *!klork@c401486-b.vncvr1.wa.home.com
DianaManashevitz Ah...I...*shudders, twitching a lil' bit*
DianaManashevitz (LOL!!!! Oh, Klork...)
TurtleNinja (lol!)
Klork (man...)
Princess..Raph? Eh...this really puts some scary image to mind...
* HappyLittleMoron whips the split
HappyLittleMoron CALL ME PRINCESS'
`TurtleNinja LOL....
`TurtleNinja CALL ME QUEEN!
* Raphael has this sudden vision of a spoiled PowerPuffWannabe...
`TurtleNinja Zoi: But you're not a queen yet, TN....
* `TurtleNinja sweatdrops.
`TurtleNinja Party pooper.
Raphael I'm a princess!
Raphael No, wait...not me...
Raphael Emer I am!
HappyLittleMoron LOL, Raph!!
Leonardo hmmm
HappyLittleMoron Both Raph and Emer are princesses...
Leonardo something you haven't told me about Raph?
Leonardo I'm a bit concerned for you bro
* HappyLittleMoron nudges Leo and mutters I think it's HIM who keeps
rustling through my undies drawer...I'd watch him veeeeeery carefully..
* HappyLittleMoron hides from baps
Leonardo !
* Raphael baps HLM
HappyLittleMoron Oooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....*giggles dementedly*
Leonardo somehow... this is just as disturbing an image as Raph on his
belly shopping....
Leonardo Raph... pink dress, tiara...
HappyLittleMoron He'd be so cuuuuuuuuuute ;-)
Leonardo sounds like that old Barbie clothes dressing thing to me
Raphael *baps* to you all
HappyLittleMoron He'd need a really powerful corset...
HappyLittleMoron Ow again...ehehe
Leonardo LOL
Leonardo he's already got one... ;p
HappyLittleMoron He's already got one??
* HappyLittleMoron looks over Raph He doesn't exactly have an
hourglass figure if you ask me...
`TurtleNinja I don't see how a corset would be able to pull a shell
into that shape anyhow...^_^
HappyLittleMoron Uhml...
HappyLittleMoron Adamantium laced or something...
* HappyLittleMoron edges as faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from Raph as
possible... ;-)
`TurtleNinja Guess that would crack his shell....
We have found TN's TRUE objective...
*** Quits: `TurtleNinja (Dead socket)
HappyLittleMoron She killed her socket...
CaptainBlue SOCKET MURDERER!
*** Joins: TurtleNinja
Raphael Every once in a while, you get these really creative problems
TurtleNinja There we go....not so laggy.
Raphael You had a dead socket
TurtleNinja LOL...no, I was lagging on jade.dal.net
TurtleNinja I just hopped servers.
HappyLittleMoron WBers
HappyLittleMoron Said you killed your socket though!!!
Raphael It still said it was a dead socket
CaptainBlue you can't fool us you socket murderer
HappyLittleMoron *** Quits: `TurtleNinja (Dead socket)
Raphael See?
And you thought talking to your pets had it's limits..
* CaptainBlue watches in confusion as her roommate talks to the frogs.
Charmeizard o.O
* HappyLittleMoron blinkies
Raphael Are they talking back?
HappyLittleMoron Ohgodsthevoices
CaptainBlue i don't THINK so....
* CaptainBlue stares suspiciously at the frogs.
Raphael If they talk back, THEN it's time to worry
HappyLittleMoron Ehehe!
CaptainBlue hehe :)
* CaptainBlue is discussing the nature and purpose of human evolution.
o_O
HappyLittleMoron With the frogs, Blue?
GeneralJadeite lol
CaptainBlue lol!
CaptainBlue No, I'm not that far gone.
CaptainBlue with my friend floyd ;)
HappyLittleMoron Oohhh...okies *G*
Raphael And Floyd's not a frog?
CaptainBlue Nope.
CaptainBlue he's human...at least as far as we know...
HappyLittleMoron Floyd would be a good name for a frog...
HappyLittleMoron Hey, Floyd!
GeneralJadeite So would Bud. :P
HappyLittleMoron You are now Floyd the Frog!
HappyLittleMoron Ok? *G*
CaptainBlue I haven't met him, but he assures me that he's not a frog.
;)
Raphael Ok...guess we can take his word for it
HappyLittleMoron Sure he's not a frog...ehehe...he's the magic typing
frog ;-)
CaptainBlue he would have to be magical to type that fast with those
little legs
CaptainBlue Unless he's a Punk Frog...
Wouldn't you describe this as a lack of activity?
GeneralJadeite ^^: What about that? ;P
Charmeizard cat with acne
GeneralJadeite ...
Raphael Cat with a double pierced ear on one side
Raphael Road kill
Charmeizard $^^$
Raphael Saban's cat.... Kaching$
Charmeizard @^^@ - princess leih cat
Raphael Yep
HappyLittleMoron
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Saban BAD
Raphael ^.^ - Cat with a nose ring
Charmeizard ow
Charmeizard )^^(
Raphael Cat with a funky hair style
Charmeizard -^`^-
Raphael Meowth
Charmeizard That's right
Charmeizard hehe
Charmeizard that cat needs to quit working for TR
Charmeizard ^~^
Raphael Cat whose litter box is in desperate need of changing and he's
refusing to use it
Charmeizard lol
GeneralJadeite lol
Charmeizard ^\^
Raphael Cat that's been in too many fights and has a bad nose
Charmeizard ^|^ - Gadget cat
* HappyLittleMoron has tthe sudden urge for Chinese food...
Nuts n' balls n' screws, oh my!
*Jae pulls the velcro one off the seat of his sweats.
Jae So that's why these things are so fuzzy..
.
*Rica nods* Sure sure, Leah..
Charmeizard ::There those velcro balls, Jae::
Charmeizard [their. not there]
Leah-Nardo AHHH!! BAD mental image!
HappyLittleMoron (LOL!!)
Klork (LOL!!!)
Jae Huh? I meant the sweats being fuzzy.
Klork (*Falls over laughing*)
TurtleNinja (LOL! Jae does NOT...um, wait, I'd better not go there.
This is a family channel...)
HappyLittleMoron (Ehehehe!!! Nuts and balls...that's all this room is
about...nuts and balls...do I hear a screew?)
TurtleNinja (lol!)
Leah-Nardo NO NO NONONONONONO!!! Make the image
gooooooooo...burned...burned into my brain pan forever!!! *cries*
Klork (*holds up a screw & a nail just for safe measures...*)
Carbonated...Coconuts??
* Donatello than looks back to Leader and Pizza.
Donatello (OOPS)
Attitude (Leader? Fine....ignore me...see if I care!)
Donatello (I mean Attitude and Pizza, though in thise case Attitude is
the leader of the two *G*)
* TurtleNinja looks over.
Lydia Yeah, I've grown since you last saw me...
TurtleNinja Who's this, hon?
Attitude (dang turtles...we come here to help and then get ignored!)
Klork (AGH...I saw cous and thought Brent came in...)
HappyLittleMoron (Well...he IS sitting on the bed over here...)
*Jae leaves Emer's room with the drawing(or isn't she
done?)...
Raphael (she's not in her room...she came out into the 'real world'.)
Klork (Just as long as Pizza doesn't snap Emer's loin cloth---I'll be
fine..)
HappyLittleMoron (LOL!!)
Emerald_Isle (great, Att gets ignored, and Raph starts answering for
me...)
* ^^Pizza^^^ heads towards the kitchen.
HappyLittleMoron (The voices...ohgods the voices!)
Emerald_Isle (/me baps Klork. "I do NOT wear a loin cloth!")
Klork (FIne, grass skirt, whatever :P)
HappyLittleMoron (How would you snap a grass skirt?)
TurtleNinja (Don't forget the coconuts!)
Donatello We've had problems with Killer, and figured who better to
call than his family to help.
HappyLittleMoron (Oohh...though I bet it's flamable *G* )
Emerald_Isle (Please, don't forget the coconuts...)
HappyLittleMoron (Those wouuld pop)
Emerald_Isle (nah, they'd soda *G* )
HappyLittleMoron (Well yeah...it IS soda! HEH! Carbonated coconuts?)
Klork (*snap--klopklop*...woo..it's like those sorta metal balls that
smack together when you pull on one end.....)
HappyLittleMoron (LOLOL)
TurtleNinja (eheheh....Raph, did Emer give Jae the picture?)
Emerald_Isle (Yes, I did!)
Gabrieli (Carbonated Coconuts... that's a GREAT band name! :D)
RicaChica (LOL!)
HappyLittleMoron (LOL!!)
Emerald_Isle (LOL! Just try explaining to the masses how you came up
with the name!)
HappyLittleMoron ("Whatcha listenin' to?" "The Carbonated Coconuts"!!
HEy!! That could be the lair band!!)
RicaChica (....just tell them you got drunk in hawaii...you'd be
surprised how many would understand *G* )
AHahaha! In Emers DREAMS! *rolls*
HappyLittleMoron (Aww...*huggles* Latahs Raphers, Amer and Attitude
*G*)
Attitude (Hey, come on...I'm hardly ever here)
Donatello (Awww)
Attitude (who's Amer? *G*)
Raphael (Amer...hee hee...I like that!)
RicaChica (nite Rapppppph!)
``Melena (Amer a cross between Ares and Emer?? *G*)
Emerald_Isle (/me baps Raph)
HappyLittleMoron (Amer?????)
HappyLittleMoron (OOPS!!)
TurtleNinja (bai Raph.)
HappyLittleMoron (Emer!)
Emerald_Isle (Oooh, now there's a cross I'd like to try....)
A Power even the X-men would envy...
Guardiani *The echidna flicks his wings. I seek those..who are
strong..who might be worthy of true Power... He looks to Rica, noticing the
gloves, eyes flickering softly.
* TurtleNinja blinkblinks.
Donatello Huh?
*Diana arches a brow slightly* *q*...I see...
* RicaChica arches a brow
Donatello And what kind of powers are you talking about?
RicaChica Eh....like..um...
HappyLittleMoron (The power to.....digest Taco Bell without gas!)
* RicaChica kinda bumps her hands together, rockin' on her heels ...
TurtleNinja (LOL)
RicaChica (LOL, that's not power, that's TALENT and LUCK!)
Leo's Night to be picked on (And the screwing up of my NAME!)
Klork its all HLM's fault!!
Raphael Either that, or Klork is just losin' it...
Leonardo suuuuure
HappyLittleMoron It is??
* HappyLittleMoron looks around madly
HappyLittleMoron How??
Leonardo either that or Klokr is losing it
Leonardo er
Leonardo Klork
Raphael Leo's caught the 'Klork bug' too!
Leonardo argh!
Leonardo HLM looks around "madly"....
Leonardo that's two then
Leonardo unless HLM wants to look around "happily" in which case it
would be the Happily Looking Around Happy Little Moron
Klork The Mad Happy Little Moron..
* HappyLittleMoron 's the MadMoron!
HappyLittleMoron Ohhhhhh...
HappyLittleMoron New villian...
Leonardo so we have "Losing It Klork" and "Mad HappyLittle Moron"
Leonardo sounds like another action figure night to me
* Klork not losing it!
* Klork already lost it1
HappyLittleMoron Ehehe...WWWeeell...*gets out a Tickle-Me-Leo*
* Klork already lost it2 too..
HappyLittleMoron LOL!!!!!!
HappyLittleMoron Yeah...?
* HappyLittleMoron lost it3 ;-P
*** Quits: Shredder (Quit: )
Leonardo wow
Leonardo now we lost Shredder
Leonardo Tickle Me Leo??? ugh
Leonardo wouldn't that be a Mikey thing?
Klork TickleMcLeo?
Raphael Hee
Klork DuncanMacTickle?
Leonardo !
* Klork cackles
HappyLittleMoron LOL!!! DuncanMacTickle!!!
HappyLittleMoron I like that!!!
HappyLittleMoron "Heeheehee! Ach, that tickles!"
Leonardo ugh!
Klork LOL
Raphael "Careful, don't make me laugh too hard, lassie, or I'll cough
up me haggis"
Leonardo what?? this pick on Leo night?
Leonardo so now you're in for it....
HappyLittleMoron LOL, Raph!!!
Klork Well, Leo, I've had my nights, it's your turn *G*
Leonardo ooh thank you soooo muck
Leonardo er
Leonardo much
Leonardo course, that's about what that's all worth, a buncha muck :)
Klork Muck? Aye! What ah'll throw ye in ef'n ye tickle me again! Agh!
HappyLittleMoron LOL!!!
HappyLittleMoron Aye...gettin' yerseeelf deep in muck...
Raphael LOL...*snicker*
* Klork inches over to Leo w/ a feather..
Raphael Ye had better not be tickilin' me just as a distraction, so ye
can look up my kilt, now are ye?
* Leonardo pulls out a katana to sharpen :)
Leonardo ooh bad Raph!!!!
Klork LOL!
HappyLittleMoron LOL!!! Very bad!
Raphael I think we're all gonna end up running from Leo, soon....
Klork Ah, ye know, et' be dangerous ter'tory up ther, lassie *puffs
up*
* HappyLittleMoron grins and waggles her eyes at Leo So what DO you
wear under that kilt? *G*
HappyLittleMoron LOL!!!
Leonardo hey!
Leonardo tis Duncan MacLEO that wears a kilt.. not ME
Klork yes yes..MacLEO...*points* LEO...same thing *G*
HappyLittleMoron Yeah! Whatl Klllrok said!
Leonardo uh... who said?
Klork lIke you can talk!!!!!
HappyLittleMoron Me?
Leonardo well, I can say I would never wear golden underwear under a
kilt were I wearing one!
Klork Leonardo either that or Klokr is losing it
<------------------?!?!?
* Raphael applauds
HappyLittleMoron Hah! Evil golden undies!!
Klork so WHO were you talkin' about, Leo ol' laddie?? HMMM???
Leonardo well, now HLM botched up too on your name
Raphael HLM does it all the time...
Klork Oh I'm used to her doing it..
Klork I'd given up hope long ago *G*
Leonardo heh
HappyLittleMoron Yes! For I am the Moron Queen!
Raphael I still say Klork is the hardest word to type...it hast to be.
HappyLittleMoron Bow to your ruler *G*
HappyLittleMoron Muchly so!!
Klork WHY? Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork
* Klork no have NO problems!
* Raphael holds up the metallic ruler on the desk and wonders what good
it would do to bow to it...
Leonardo I can see a typing lesson here.....
HappyLittleMoron Klrok Krolk Lorkl Klorkl...
Leonardo klork klokr Kloork Klork Klork Klork Klork
Leonardo hmm
Klork LOL!
Leonardo it does improve with repetition
Klork man, you guys are horrible!
Raphael Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork
Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork klork Klork Klork Klork
Klork Klork
Klork see?! Raph go tit!
Klork ACGH!
Klork Raph got IT!
Leonardo oh suuure Raph, you used copy paste! admit it!
Klork aww man...
Raphael I did WHAT??
Leonardo whoa.. you mean, someone has IT?
HappyLittleMoron LOL!!!
Raphael I did NOT copy/paste and I didn't 'go' anywhere...
HappyLittleMoron Nonono, Klork...you're thinking of VINNIE
Raphael Oyyyyy
Leonardo Klork Klork Klork Klork
Leonardo there!
Leonardo I got it now
* Klork hides...
Leonardo Klork Klork Klork Klork
Leonardo Klork hides from IT
Raphael Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork Klork
Klork Klork Klork
Leonardo sounds like a movie potential.... I can Hollywood optioning
this
Leonardo er... I can see Hollywood.... that is
Raphael The Klork that goes bump in the night
Leonardo Klork is it!
Leonardo sounds like an ad slogan
Leonardo got Klork?
HappyLittleMoron Klork is it?
Klork eeeeeeesh..
HappyLittleMoron Next fad...Klork Mustaches...
Klork welll well, At least I don't run around in kilts!!!
Raphael Just Klork it
Raphael No, just red dresses...
Klork .....
Klork THat's NOT me!
HappyLittleMoron Sure it is!
* HappyLittleMoron winks You look good in red *G*
* Klork hides..
Leonardo oh suuuure, a case of the red dress calling the kilt silly,
eh?
HappyLittleMoron There he goes again...
Leonardo wellllll, I'd rather be wearing a kilt than a red dress any
day!
Leonardo now that the dress is on the other Klork, he runs
Leonardo so much for permanent color
Raphael Wonder if his panty hose are running, too
* HappyLittleMoron digs up some clear nail polish This would help with
those..
Leonardo it's 9 pm pacific time, do you know where your Klork is?
Klork (hehe, watching tv *G*)
Raphael Heck, considering the heels he must be wearing with that
dress, I wonder how he's running at all....
Klork (And it was Stevie Wonder *G*)
Leonardo (it was Stevie Wonder, running in high heels????)
Do you prefer your almonds cold? Microwaved? Or perhaps just bashed around a bit...?
RaphaeI (at least I'm not eating almonds right now...)
RaphaeI (either of you here the night I complained about my nuts being cold?
(ie...almonds))
* Donatello opens the door to the lair and slams into Raphael.
HappyLittleMoron (LOL!!!!)
HappyLittleMoron (*DIES laughing!*)
``HFM (That sounds wrong Raph...)
* HappyLittleMoron just...lies there...
* `Vinnie busts in through the other door
``HFM (but it's still funny, lol)
* Donatello licks Raph between the legs.
HappyLittleMoron (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
RaphaeI (oh sure...RIGHT after the cold comment...)
* RaphaeI owies
HappyLittleMoron (...Don...LICKING Raph between the legs?!)
``HFM (Kicking!!!!)
Donatello (LOL)
HappyLittleMoron (Sure as hell HOPE so)
Donatello (Lick = Kick)
RaphaeI (Ack! Now THAT is a bad typo!!!)
HappyLittleMoron (That was VERY bad!)
Donatello (LOL!!!)
``HFM (I thought you guys saw it and just went on with the rp)
``HFM (*hands Raph an almond*)
HappyLittleMoron (heeheehee LOL)
``HFM (Of course, this came after a bad time when Raph was talking about cold nuts)
HappyLittleMoron (of course isn't that always the way? *G*)
HappyLittleMoron (*ahem* ANYWAY...)
``HFM (NOt gonna ask how you might know)
Uh...Raph--no, not gonna say it!
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Raphael Gupa
GeneralObsidian ?
Raphael Reverse psychology
Raphael Say hello AFTER they've left
I've heard of the Boogie Woogie Flu...but this is nuts!...and no, not the kind you lick...
Raphael Oh no...you're sick now?
HappyLittleMoron Uh huh...and not just metally
HappyLittleMoron err
HappyLittleMoron mentally
Raphael "Metally ill" -- those that REALLY get sick of hearing Guns N Roses over and
over....
HappyLittleMoron DARN THEM! DARN THEM TO HECK! *starts smashing records*
* HappyLittleMoron then falls over in a fit of coughing
Not our Donnie, but the channel is quite appropriate..
donatello is donatello@pc-62-30-197-156-sm.blueyonder.co.uk * don atello
donatello on #Computers
donatello using nexgo.de.eu.dal.net www.nexgo.de - Next Generation Online
donatello End of /WHOIS list.
I've got it! Mike Meyers IS Nickserv, right?!
-NickServ- Hey baby... ghosting yourself isn't very shagadelic... I can't do it!
Thong tha-thong thong thong!
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Raphael Gupa
Leah-Nardo Oogy oogy oogy! *g*
Donatello Hi Leah!
* Leah-Nardo wavels
Raphael Oogy oogy oogy?
Leah-Nardo Oi Oi Oi!!
* Leah-Nardo *GGG*
Raphael Soundth kinda like "Boogie Oogie Oogie"...that old dithco thong.
TurtleNinja Let's NOT bring her in...
Leah-Nardo Once thought a thong was thomthin ya thing...
Raphael (dithco thong...now if THAT doesn't sound uncomfortable, nothing does...)
Leah-Nardo Would it have bangles? *ggg*
Raphael (undies that creep up your butt and play Bee Gees tunes over and over...)
Leah-Nardo They don't need to creep...they're already there!
Raphael True enough
* Raphael pauses...no matter what sort of Bangles joke I try, it ends up being something
that could be misinterpreted, so....
TurtleNinja Walk Like An Egyptian?
* Leah-Nardo 's watching a volcano special...
Raphael Depends how much the thongs were creeping up...
Leah-Nardo Walk like a Mt. St. Helen's!
Leah-Nardo sorry *hides*
Raphael Ouch
Ah the Raphsicle...always comes out in February...if he sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter!
RaphSicle Congratulate me, bro! Tonight...I've set a new personal record for room
temperature!
Donatello Oh?
Donatello Colder.. *G*
RaphSicle For the first time ever...I've broken the 50 degree mark! It was 48 degrees
when I got here!!
RaphSicle Whoo hoo! Let's hear it for WINTER!!!
RaphSicle *sai* I think my BRAIN is frozen......
* RaphSicle burrows back under the blankets
Some things we really don't need to know..
*** Raphael has left #TMNT (Wow, I see my lips
in the disco ball....)
Leonardo uh.. that's a VERY scary exit line
Shingami (heheh,, i am afraid)
*** Leonardo Quit (Quit: be afraid of Raph.. when he
says disco... be very afraid!)
If only Roosevelt could see this..
`Nephrite Obs: Oh, no problem. *makes another gesture and the bear shrinks to small
bear size*
Michaelangelo Heh, better
`Nephrite *Obsidian grins and hands it to him.
* Michaelangelo takes it.
Raphael (/me is trying to get a mental image of just what sort of gestures Obs is doing
*G*)
Michaelangelo (Hehehe)
`Nephrite (She's not flipping the bird. Just a few hand gestures typical of anime for
energy channelling. Similar to Mars' fire chants, but not identical.)
Raphael (Hee..can you picture that, though...flip the bird and a giant teddy bear
appears. That'd do something to cure road rage *G*)
`Nephrite (or cause a 20 car pileup.)
Raphael (hee.."There was a 20 car pileup today on the I-95. Nothing has been
confirmed yet, but eyewitness reports say the cause were giant teddy bears"
I wonder if Post Cereal will have something to say about this..
``HFM (oops, I'm back to Not-Here-VIlle)
Raphael (want me to bring you to Here-Ville?)
Phoenix-gal (*Me goes too, but to a different part of Not-Here-Ville)
``HFM (*builds a wall between PG's Not-Here-Ville and my Not-Here-Ville and posts
Nose Goblins to stand guard*)
Raphael (Ewwwww)
Phoenix-gal (*has the Deadites posted around to stand guard around my Not-Here-
Ville)
``HFM (*posts the Great Lake Avengers as guards*)
Phoenix-gal (*posts the Force Works as guards*)
``HFM (*posts the Legion of SUbstitute Superheroes as guards*)
Phoenix-gal (*posts Alpha Flight as guards*)
``HFM (*posts The Thirsties as guards, oh yeah!*)
Raphael (The Thirsties?)
Phoenix-gal (The whaaa?)
``HFM (Yeah! Capt. Kool-Aid's evil villans from the 80's)
Raphael (oh...*steps back from HFM*)
``HFM (*posts the Dreadnoks as guards*)
Phoenix-gal (*posts The Hand as guards*)
``HFM (*Posts The Foot as guards*)
Phoenix-gal (*posts the Big Giant Head as a guard*)
Raphael (Zordon???)
``HFM (*posts Super Mario as guard, yeah, "Do the Mario!")
``HFM (No, it's 3rd Rock from the Sun)
Phoenix-gal (NOOOO!!!!!!!! William Shatner)
Phoenix-gal (*posts someone, having the posts fill up*)
``HFM (*Posts Post as guard)
Phoenix-gal (*watches as wall falls down from too many guards*)
Oops, spoke too soon, huh?
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``Jessie wb
Phoenix-gal thanks
``HFM wb
Raphael wb
* Phoenix-gal smacks her comp around
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``Jessie Smacked it to hard
Open mouth...insert foot...
* Raphael decides that now is a good time to take my increasingly upset tummy and head
off to bed
HappyLittleMoron (Night Raph! Feel better)
* Raphael hopes Better is good looking before I decide to go around feeling...heck, hope
she's a she! ... hmmm...hope Ninjara's not around...
Raphael ...never mind
HappyLittleMoron Better is a nice girl, Raph, and she won't tell if you won't ;-)
Raphael I think I'd better go 'fore I get in trouble
Ok...so I'm ANAL! Happy!? ANALANALANAL!!!
Klork fwuaa...my legs are falling asleep..
Raphael Well, wake 'em up!
Phoenix-gal Shhh... sleeping...
Raphael Who, you or your legs?
Phoenix-gal I'm sleeping... and so is Klork's legs...
GeneralZoisite Be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm huntin' wabbit slippers....
Klork ......so is my legs?
Phoenix-gal You said your legs are falling asleep.
Klork so...is my legs?
Phoenix-gal I don't know.... you tell us.
Klork IS my legs?
Phoenix-gal You want me to correct my grammar? Okay... so are Klork's legs. They are trying to sleep.
Raphael LOL
Raphael Klork, glad to see you're as anal as me about that sorta thing *EG*
Klork Mee??? Anal???
Klork naaahhh
Klork I AM NOT ANAL!
Raphael But you are AKLORK!
Klork In fact, I have no anal to be anal abo.........I'll stop here..
GeneralZoisite lol
LadyMoonShell LOLOLOL
Decisions Decisions...
Klork yea...but I'm a cat deeep inside, just who do you think will land on their feet? me or you?
Leah-Nardo You land on your feet, I land on you...we're both saved...
* Leah-Nardo hmmms
Klork ah, but I make sure you land before me, tall girl
Leah-Nardo Of course, you get a little squishied...
Leah-Nardo Tall girl?
Klork nah, I'm pretty tough *flexes*
Leah-Nardo Oh, giant economy-sized kitty, you should talk!
* Klork arches a brow
Klork okie, you see any whiskers?
Snot Saga returned?
* Michaelangelo waits for Raph to shape over him and HLM.
-> Ops #tMNT: Sorry, oh impatient Mike, but I'm trying to clear blocked nasal passages,
and I find it easier to do that using two hands, which means I can't type!
-HappyLittleMoron:@#tmnt- Awww...you can't use your toes? *G*
-> Ops #tMNT: No...they're under the blanket
-Donatello:@#TMNT- Hehehehe
-HappyLittleMoron:@#tmnt- Ahhh...well...d on't you have any other apendages?
-``HFM:@#tMNT- No comment..
-> Ops #tMNT: Um...*checks a few of the obvious places*... in RL...nope
-HappyLittleMoron:@#tmnt- LOL
-> Ops #tMNT: None that can hold Kleenex, anyway...
-HappyLittleMoron:@#tmnt- ahh
One move and the Pocky gets it!
* Leah-Nardo tickles Klork
Klork ACK!
* Leah-Nardo tiiiiickles
* Klork tosses the pocky, pulling out his electro spork and zapping at it
Leah-Nardo Drop the Pocky, and you live...
Klork deep fried!
Leah-Nardo AHHHHHHHH!!! Hey, toasted almonds! Cool!
* Klork zaps it to nadda tho
* Leah-Nardo gives Klork a Wet Willy
Leah-Nardo May you suffer a thousand Sporks in the behind, you savage...
HAG, HGA, AGH, AHG, GHA, GAH...
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Leah-Nardo 45 seconds!
Donatello re all
* Leah-Nardo claps!
* Donatello blinks
TurtleNinja wb Don.
Klork oh, hi Leah-er DON! AGH!
Leah-Nardo LOL!
Leah-Nardo AGH?
Leah-Nardo I deserve "AGH"?
Klork yeah, he came in behind DOn! You should be ashamed for not greeting AGH.
Leah-Nardo Well, I *did* date him in high school, you know...and he drooled...
Leah-Nardo Too much "aaaa" not enough "ggggghhhhh"
Klork AGH, you know.....he's related to HAG and GAH..HGA too, but he's not well known
Leah-Nardo "Happy Guys Anonymous"?
Klork Nooooooooo comment!!!!
Apparently FOGU isn't as popular as we'd like to believe
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Cherubae phear me....
Raphael WHoa...it's the GU queen...
Phoenix-gal Hiya
Donatello HI CHER!
* Donatello looks over from his computer.
Donatello LTNS!
``Jessie Hey Golden under lady
Cherubae hehehe
``Jessie or Golden Undies
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Raphael Guess Peer dude isn't a member of FOGU
``HFM Guess he wears boxers
Phoenix-gal Or no undies at all...
Next it'll be trees that give milk...
Raphael Oooh, we have a weather warning here...let's see what it is, ok?
* Raphael splunks the weather network web page
Raphael Hmm...wind warning dropped, now we've got a heavy rainfall warning
``HFM Hm...my weather channel seems to say I have a something flying at me at over
100 mph ACK! *gets punched inthe face*
Raphael Watch out for that cow....
Phoenix-gal Or the semi...
* ``HFM us gonna watch out for that tree
Raphael The semi-cow?
``HFM Maybe the Cow-Semi
Raphael What's that, an 18 wheeler that gives milk?
``Jessie a milk tank?
``HFM Or a truck that can be tipped over
Raphael Sure wouldn't wanna have ta milk it
NT stole my pocky..wha..huh?
Leah-Nardo I think we played that one to the bitter death, ladies and gentleman...
Leah-Nardo Speaking of death...
* Leah-Nardo aims the nerfilator at Klork
Leah-Nardo I believe there is still the matter of my almond crunch...
Leah-Nardo However, I am willing to overlook it, since, I still have a box of strawberry...
* Klork runs, takes the strawberry, and dives under the couch
Leah-Nardo heh heh..box is empty, Klorkie...
Klork MINE!!
* Klork crawls out
Leah-Nardo Like the dust bunnies, though, eh?
Leah-Nardo Tasty, I'm sure!
Klork ..you mean I dived under the moth infested couch for an empty box of pocky???
* Leah-Nardo smilies...revenge is gooooooood
* Klork tackles Leah
Leah-Nardo AHHHHHHH!!
Klork FOR THE ROYALTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Leah-Nardo smacks Klork with a nref arrow...
Leah-Nardo Er, uh, nerf...
Leah-Nardo Nref arrows were for the Russian kids...
Klork oooooh, waitasec...it's gotta be the nerf presence that brought THAT one back...
* Klork blinks, then baps Leah witha spork
* Leah-Nardo rubs head..."Owwie...heh heh"
Leahchu?
Leah-Nardo I'm not sorry at all, you Pocky-thief!!
Leah-Nardo Ooooo...I suddenly sound like i'm talking about Pokemon...
Klork .......
* Leah-Nardo gags...
* Klork cackles, feeling that is enough for anybody to overcome after loss of pocky
Leah-Nardo I can feel the mass-market engine hurling pele-mele this way now...
Leah-Nardo "You will buy....YOU WILL BUY ALL NEW POKEMON!!!"
Klork I guess it'd be good for you to run, Leah.......I can hear pikachu calling you..
* Leah-Nardo "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH's"!!
Klork ooooooooooooh, bulbasoar wants to hug you!
Leah-Nardo I don't wanna be called by something that sounds like a sneeze!!
* Leah-Nardo drop kicks Bulbasoar...
Klork awww
* Klork can hear it now..'Bulb-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Leah-Nardo Away, evil daemons, to whatever pit wherein lies the evil corporation spawned you!
Muwahahaha...
Klork (_(_) (_|_) (_)_) hi Leah, shake it ;)
Yumper1 AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
* Yumper1 hides her eyes
TurtleNinja Shake shake shake...shake shake shake...shake your bootay. Shake your bootay!
Some questions should be rhetorical...
``Misty are we lurking?
Tygra guees so
Raphael Seems like it
KameMoron Nope...dead here
Brent^^ what gave it away?
Raphael The massive amounts of activity
OOps..
RaphWorking 21466-21626
* RaphWorking comes to the realization that IRC is NOT my calculator
OOps..He did it again!
* RaphWorking wonders if it's odd that someone who's been to Salme 4 times, is going to
dress up as a Salem witch for Halloween, has tombstone replicas in the house...goes
shopping in a Goth store, and what do I buy?
RaphWorking Pokemon comics for my nephews and a Thundercats tshirt for me *G*
RaphWorking 2827+257
RaphWorking There goes that gnad calculator again...
RaphWorking *sigh*
OOps..Hey, it's a trilogy..
RaphWorking Not perfect, but I'm an accountant, not a costume designer *G*
* `Shyara hopes to get her lil sis's finished by halloween
RaphWorking 265425-202
RaphWorking AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOps...you're puttin' Brittany to shame here, Raph..
RaphWorking 22758-1250-1250+1563+3063+1406+1484
* RaphWorking hits return...KNOWING what I just did AGAIN....
I'm NOT alone!! HAH!
Raphael Night, all!
Brent^^ Night, Raph!
Dinogrrl Nite Rapg
Dinogrrl er Raph
Phoenix-gal night Raph!
Mica_ nite raphg
CaptainBlue Night Raph!
CaptainBlue raphg
CaptainBlue hehe
* Raphael feels like Klork......
"Potty Emergency!"
``Jessie "Come on, lets go back to the toilet."
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Raphael Guess Shred REALLY had to go
``HFM Had to find Wick's throne maybe
Speak again?
Amandatello hi Rpah
Amandatello ack!
Amandatello Why am I always speeling it that way?
Amandatello GAh
Amandatello R-A-P-H
Amandatello there...much better
Amandatello s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g
Raphael Just 'cause Klork isn't here, doesn't mean I've taken his place for mis-spelled
names *G*
Amandatello I'm not going to even try typing that name...I ALWAYS mispell it!
The servers strike back...
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Raphael How ya doin?
Shredder being kicked in the rear end by chanserv
Raphael Heh
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Raphael Um...and Nickserv.
Raphael What do we hear from Memoserv??
Hey, at least it's a silent death...
Mica_ whoa, death by netsplit
Mica_ ?
Raphael No finer way to go.....
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Raphael She wasn't kidding!
Brent's Theme Song
Raphael "Little Brentie FooFoo, running through the channel. Pickin' up all the
Pokemon and BITING off all their heads"
Yeah, I don't understand him either...
Brent-Moron *brent is confused and is thus wondering if he is boinging with himself*
Brent-Moron (@#$! I did NOT mean to type that..!!!)
This worries me...
Raphael Gupa, Savanti
TurtleNinja hi
Savanti_Romero hi
Savanti_Romero Where is iveY?
TurtleNinja She just pinged out.
Raphael She was taken as a sacrifice to the evil gods of Peer...
* TurtleNinja chuckles.
TurtleNinja at least it wasn't demons.
Raphael The followers of the gods of Peer, the GOP, are called Peerverts
Wonder what men wear under their Kilts O' Doom?
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JavaAI Check http://kiltsodoom.tripod.com
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Raphael Kilts O' Doom???
Raphael What do I look like, Duncan MacLeo?
I wanna go to the caves!!!
Raphael ANywhoooo
Raphael I really should be going.
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Klork AAWwWWWWwww! NO GO!
``Spitfire Night Raph!!!!!!! TAke care!!!!!
* Klork dives, grabbing Raphs' ankle
``Jessie night rapher
Klork NOOooooooooo!
Amandatello night Raph
Raphael Klork, I'm NOT going to the caves tonight
Klork You can't leave! I didn't say you can!
Klork ROFLOL!
Klork I almost forgot about that toooo
Klork Oh..memories *snif*
Amandatello caves?
Amandatello Is Raph a temp batman replacement?
Amandatello he wishes
Underwear....'nuff said.
Klork g'nite Raph! uh...don't get your knickers in a knot!
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Klork um....it makes it difficult to walk..
Amandatello esp when they are Golden!
Sometimes you do the SLIGHTEST thing and you lose everybody as your friend..*G*
HappylittleMoron Aww...I wuv you, too...*hugs Klork, then Raph, then Mick, but not Don...he blew up the lair after taking her healing factor...TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHVBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTT!*
Phoenix-gal LOL!!
Klork Hah!
Hey! I have a new theme song!
HappylittleMoron Klorkie the mighty he's really tidy...uh...
Raphael LOL!
* Phoenix-gal laughs
HappylittleMoron Romin' through the country side, never need a place to hide! He's Klorkie!!!!!!!!!!! Klorkie the mightyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Phoenix-gal Anyone wanna see the Killer pic? *G* I know Don's already seen it *G*
Raphael You've got a theme song, Klork!!
* Klork pulls his baseball cap over his head
New And Improved! Tattoos with the burn of flesh! Colorless, but they leave a lovely decorative scar!
* Klork glances up at the ceiling at the "Gupa" and the "Toodles"
Raphael Actually, I think Emer's used her Electrospork in here
* Klork sets his spork and then fires at the ceiling, charring the same words in japanese below each one
Klork hmm...
Klork multi-lingual burn marks in the ceiling of a sewer...
Raphael Great...just what the ceiling needs
TurtleNinja Obs: It's decor.
* Klork blows a bit of smoke from his spork a la Clint Eastwood and holsters it
Klork ...not something you run into every day.....
* Klork pauses
Klork hm...I wonder if I could tatoo a person with this thing...
Raphael Gah!
* Klork grins evilly, eying raph
Klork whaa?? No pretty tattoos on Raphie's shell????
Raphael Klork, tattoos are done with ink...not burning flesh!
* Klork pouts
Raphael No! NO 'pretty tatoos' on my shell!
* Klork sniffles
...nuff said..
Raphael *bap*
Klork *squeakie*
Klork oops, heh, had a squeakie toy on my head *G*
Klork quit hittin' on me!
Raphael Ahh...
Do you ever find it odd how suddenly we kinda fall outta character??
TurtleNinja Obs: No, no, I can't drink coffee. Gives me migraines. I'm just zoning out. Forgive me.
Shingami its ok
* Klork chews at the inside of his lip
* Emerald_Isle fights the urge to suddenly yell "Ayiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi"
From Jungle to Mythology...from Child with Lisp to Over Busty Warrior Princess' sidekick...I think we've covered it all..
* Phoenix-gal goes to look for pics of Klork, since me already found pics of Xena... *EG*
Phoenix-gal And who wants to be Gabrielle?? *looks to Raph*
Klork LOL! YES!!! RAPH!!!
Klork she could pass as an older Cindy Brady *EG*
HappyLittleMoron Raph should be Xena, and Emer Gabbi *G*
Klork LOL
Klork yes! what HLM! said! Keep Klork outta it! *EG*
Raphael nooo, Klork is Xena (although, that pic of Emer that Venus drew ages ago was of the "Warrior Princess"
Phoenix-gal Nono... Emer has to be Xena. BUT the Klork is just funnier
HappyLittleMoron No...Klork could be Joxter!
Raphael Yes! Klork as Joxer! *G*
Phoenix-gal Okay... that makes Raph as Gabbie... Emer as Xena.. Klork as Joxer....
Klork well...at least Klork's male....*G*
Klork *Pauses* But he's not that stupid! I was thinkin' Ares..that'd freak EMer out, don'tcha think? *EG*
Raphael Heh
Phoenix-gal Or better yet... HLM as Gabbie.
HappyLittleMoron LOL No...Klork would be much better as Joxter
Klork that's just scary...
Phoenix-gal No. Klork is Joxer.
HappyLittleMoron Me? Gabbie? I'm not blond!
Klork Gab'd be runnin' into walls n' all
Raphael Neither am I! Unless, I'm doing DRCB...
Klork For a minute I thought you said Gerbie as Gabbie and I was like "WOW! New appetite for legs!"
HappyLittleMoron LOL!
TurtleNinja LOL!
Phoenix-gal *will give more thought into this Gabbie thing*
Klork VERY....can't imagine Gab crossed w/ a fly..
HappyLittleMoron Heeheehee...that's why Raph should be Gabbi! I could be...uh...uh...the producer who gets all the money offa the show! *G*
Raphael but you can imagine a mutant turtle crossed with Gab??
Klork less scary...at least she'd still be tempermental...I'd rather have her doing disco than going after pplz legs...
HappyLittleMoron Yep! And I like that idea *G*
Phoenix-gal I know... that's the hard part... Put Raph in a dress...
Phoenix-gal *EG*
Klork LOL..noo, the armor!
Raphael /me GLARES at PG
HappyLittleMoron LOL!!!
Phoenix-gal No, have you seen Gab's RECENT outfit?? LOL!!
Raphael Emer as Xena, huh? Never pictured Xena in coconuts....
NOOO!!!! *ahem* uh..yeah *G*
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* xMaverickx starts playin some old early 90's white rapper music
Klork -> Ops #tmnt: Shredder?! Is that you?!??!
Funny...wouldn't this make us all Canadian? *EG*
Raphael THx...don't worry 'bout me...once I beat the STUFFING out of this gnad
formula, I'll be fine...
Raphael AAARGHHH!!! WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Raphael runs around, screaming about the absurdity of work and of its insanity, then
settles down as if nothing had happened.
Brent^^ Because is memorial day *G*
Raphael Ok...once again....
* Raphael is CANADIAN!
* Raphael doesn't have Memorial day
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* Raphael grumbles something about transposition, snarls at the invoice again and
continues working
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Brent^^ Ok.. new knowledge gained. peer god is canadian
Raphael Heh...
* Raphael slips peer god a $20 and continues working as though nothing had happened
Somehow I don't think we're talking about basketball here...
* Raphael wavels bye, suspecting someone's about to disappear
* Phoenix-gal grins, knowing who Raph is talking about *G*
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Raphael Yes! Score one for me!
* Phoenix-gal looks at her watch and counts to see how long Ivey will take *G*
`MonaLisa Raph scores!
* Staci``` laughs
Staci``` raph scores that sounded funny
Raphael Yeah, especially since Ninjara isn't here
Phoenix-gal LOL!!!!
* Raphael does that ol' self bap thing
Ok, this is NOT one of the five food groups!
Moronic-Brent dinner time
Moronic-Brent BRB
*** Moronic-Brent is now known as Moron-Eating-Brent
* Raphael baps MEB...
Raphael Change that nick, ya hentais!
Moron-Eating-Brent Sorry
*** Moron-Eating-Brent is now known as Happy-Brent-Eating
Happy-Brent-Eating HLM: NOTE: BRENT was doing the typing!
Happy-Brent-Eating Hey.. I'm the innocent one
Happy-Brent-Eating HLM: *SMIRK* Riiiiiiiiight
* Staci`` giggles
* Raphael is thankful that I wasn't trying to swallow pop at that moment...hard enough
trying to swallow what you just said *smirk*
* Happy-Brent-Eating grins
Happy-Brent-Eating Ok, now that I had my lil fun. BRB :)
Larry, Curly and....Raph?
* xMaverickx watches klork and Brent, wondering where the third stooge is
* Raphael baps Klork & Brent *EG*
* Klork points to Raph
Klork ACK!
Brent^^ Ow!
Klork See?
* Brent^^ points to raph
Brent^^ See?
Klork ACK! Brent!!!
* Brent^^ looks at klork
xMaverickx !
Brent^^ get out of my head, you ape!
Raphael *hack* *hack* *hack*
Raphael (almost a spit take there...)
Klork ME? the ape, no no no...you're the ape!
Brent^^ So are you, Georgy
Raphael Hey, there, Georgie-boy...
Brent^^ or would you prefer michael, klorkette? *G*
* xMaverickx decides this is too darned interesting
* Klork growls
* xMaverickx tackles Brent
Brent^^ *watches his life flash*
Brent^^ Ack!
* Brent^^ goes tumbling into the fishes
* Klork laughs loudly, then ooohs...purring
Klork fiiiisshh....
xMaverickx cool
* Brent^^ stands up, spitting out gold fishes
Klork you just couldn't resist, eh Mav?
Klork Oh, Brent! geez, what a perfectly good waste of food..
* Brent^^ spits em at Klork
* Klork blinks
Brent^^ You want em you can eat em *G*
Klork gross! I'm not a bird!! I'm not eatin' what's been in your mouth!
* xMaverickx tackles Klork this time
* Klork oys...thinking Brent looks like a dog shaking his hair dry
Klork ACK!
* Klork lands on his back, then blinks, looking up at Maverick with a quizzical look
Klork Hey, I'm married you know!!
* Klork grins evilly
* Klork folds his hands across his chest and drums his fingers,
looking at Mav
Klork comfy?
* xMaverickx nods
Brent^^ I'm sure he is since your a guy
Brent^^ *G*
* xMaverickx gets up though
* Klork oys..
* Brent^^ runs
* Klork would hurt you..but I think you've had enough brain damage,
Brent
Klork for today at least
* xMaverickx tackles Raph on his way to chase Brent
Raphael Urk!
Klork HAH!
Brent^^ ON the contrary. I have plenty that need damage
Raphael Brent's had brain damage? Someone kick him in the butt? *G*
xMaverickx didnt think yyou were gonna get away without one did ya
raph?
* Brent^^ whapbaps Raph
Hmph. And they say caffeine isn't addictive!
Raphael ANd (Heh, I'm telling people this), I will have you all know...for the last two
weeks, I've not had Diet Coke in the office, I've been drinking iced tea and...w..w..water!
* NezumiChan raises a brow.
* ``Spitfire snickers
NezumiChan Going to extremes, ne, Raph?
Raphael Trying an experiment...seeing if I can cut back on the Aspartame/caffeine
without killing anyone
``Spitfire Any luck so far? *G*
Raphael Not really...but I've gotten VERY good at hiding the bodies
Don't ask me, ask Raph about this one *G*
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Shredder
Raphael Gupa, Shred
*** Shredder changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT, Dull-O-Rama :)'
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Thppt, Shred!'
*** Shredder changes topic to 'Dull-O-Rama :) Thppt, Shred!'
*** Shredder changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT, Dull-O-Rama :) Thppt, Shred!'
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT, where Mutant Turtles beat up on Cole
Slaw makers on a regular basis...ESPECIALLY if they don't leave the gnad topic alone!
*G*'
*** Shredder changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT, Dull-O-Rama :) Thppt, Shred!' Mines
better :)'
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Is not!'
*** Raphael changes topic to 'Welcome to #TMNT. That's all that needs to be said.'
Cheesey Soap Opera?
* Emerald_Isle looks at Tygra and promptly collapses into his arms, smiling
```Modo )IM greates or not..??_)
```Modo ( Girls faitn seeing me..)
Emerald_Isle (*bap*)
Klork (LOL)
Michaelangelo (LOL)
```Modo (U cant.. u unconcious)
Emerald_Isle (Out of character bapping...it's allowed)
Michaelangelo (No, she just collapsed, didn't pass out.)
Michaelangelo (Why isn't Emer allowed to bap Tygra in character? *G*)
Klork (weak arms? *G*)
Klork (*avoids any kind of baps *G*)
Emerald_Isle (oy)
```Modo ( she fainted)
Michaelangelo (I didn't read faint by her *G*)
Klork (Ya know, I've yet to hear EMer's side of this *G*)
Michaelangelo (I read collapses into his arms, 'smiling'... guess the smiling made me think she's still up.)
* Emerald_Isle watches while the debate rages
Emerald_Isle (considering the physical/mental strain, I'd say faint's a good interpretation)
```Modo( u can pass out smiling.)
Michaelangelo (ok, ok, Emer's out cold)
Klork (yet you're watching them debate??)
Emerald_Isle (Out of character talk *G*)
Klork (I dunno, I just imagined Emer falling into Tygra's arms dramatically, looking up at him with a dreamy smile ;))
Great, all we need is a few men in kilts and some men in drag...
Klork Julie Newmar?
* Klork oohs, then puts on his stallettos
Klork TO WONG FU MISS DAISY!
NezumiChan LOL
Raphael Klorkette?
* Klork erks, then throws his shoes up at Raph
Klork NO! Uh.....not at all!
* Raphael dodges them
Raphael You wanna be?
Raphael *EG*
Splinter Klork on crutches if he doesn't watch those
stillettos
Klork NO!
Irrono This is Klork.... this is Klork on drugs....
Irrono Any questions?
NezumiChan Stilettos? OW.
Klork Thpt!
Raphael This is Klork...this is Klork in heels...any
questions? *EG*
* Klork jumps into the raphters, leaping at Raph
Klork I'm still part cat and right now you look
appetizing!
Splinter He'll never land clean in those heels
KevinEastman This is klork with a whip, mask and
black leather, if you have further questions, it'd be
safer to shoot yourself
Klork (LOL!--er..that's not funny!)
RaphDead19,2000,875??
RaphPackingToo I leave tomorrow morning
Grilka_packing for where?
RaphPackingToo Northampton
RaphPackingToo I tell you one thing...those of you that I'm meeting up with....You'd
better not turn out to be murderers, 'cause if you kill me, I will NOT hear the end of it!
I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse..
Phoenix-gal Madonna twice in one night... OY!
Raphael I haven't heard Madonna yet...you must be getting my share. What song?
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Raphael wb
Phoenix-gal wb
Neil_Peart thx
Phoenix-gal Get into the groove
Neil_Peart no thx
Neil_Peart hehe
Phoenix-gal heheh, not you! Name of the song!
Stop copying me! Stop copying me! STOP IT! STOP IT!
Leonardo well, I had my first dressage lesson today! :)
Leonardo he went great!
TurtleNinja Kewl!
Raphael Kewl!
* Raphael looks at TN
* TurtleNinja looks at Raph.
Leonardo and I hear there are some schooling shows local in the next few months......
Raphael Stop that!
TurtleNinja STOP THAT!
Raphael Arrrgh!!
Phoenix-gal ROTFL
Leonardo you two... BOTH stop it
TurtleNinja No bomment.
TurtleNinja er comment.
Raphael No what??
Hukt on fonicks werked 4 me!
* Grilka has to tutor in a little bit
Raphael Oh?
Grilka *nod*
Grilka my roommate's friend
Raphael In what?
Grilka we are in grammar together
Shredder you am in grammor each other?
Raphael You should consider joining them *G*
Grilka the thing that makes me mad is that people only take the class to pass it. They
don't use what they learn
* Raphael nodnods
* Raphael goes into 'Old Fogey' mode
Raphael Why, way back when I went to school, we had to learn proper grammar.
Grilka you don't HAVE to use it now, so people don't
Shredder you am learnin propar gramore now, no?
Grilka cripes, even news anchors have crappy grammar
Raphael You ain't, no
*** Shredder is now known as IRBaboon
*** Raphael is now known as YouSureIS
YouSureIS *G*
IRBaboon you no get cartoooon network. You know know
YouSureIs Oh, the comments I *could* make....
Oh, can't you just feel the love in the room?!
Brent^^ Killing people, Savanti
Savanti-at-Work oh?
Savanti-at-Work who?
Brent^^ No body in particular. Whoever manages to get in the way. :)
Raphael Take me! Take me!
Raphael *G*
* Brent^^ blinks
Brent^^ Would that make Raph Dead 15 then? *G*
Raphael Nope...16. Terror from an alternate timeline managed to off me. Pulled my
heart right out of me, as I recall....
``Jessie ow
Raphael Oh, sorry...we'll have to postpone. Leo & Mike both wanted to be here for my
'Sweet 16' death
Raphael I've got some really SICK brothers, y'know that?
Sometimes I'm glad when I miss things...
Brent^^ (Has that crazy goat SR been around?)
Brent^^ (heard he was looking for me too)
Raphael (you're just so gosh darned popular, Brentster)
Brent^^ (No body knows what a telephone is anymore ;p)
Raphael (sure I do...it's that thing I need to disconnect so I can use my computer
modem *G*)
TurtleNinja (LOL)
Mike|Gone (LOL RAPH!)
Brent^^ (I should hurt ya for that, :p)
`MonaLisa (yep, that's it Raph! hee hee)
`MonaLisa (and boy does it tick my roomie off!)
Brent^^ (You really wanna tick your roomie off? Put a fake personal add in
newspapers }}:})
WARNING: Some content may be inappropriate for children under 22, viewer descresion is advised!
* Rapherick shits to the form of a Draconian
Raphael ReallY??
Rapherick er... shifts
`MonaLisa hee hee
`MonaLisa that's funny!!!
Savanti_at_Work That was SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!
Raphael Interesting technique...I've never seen it done in quite that manner
* `MonaLisa ROFL IRL!
Rapherick all right all right
Savanti_at_Work you made it sound like you were trying to squat like a draconian :)
`MonaLisa HA HAH !!!!
* ``HFM wonders where Raph has seen it before
Rapherick thats enough now
Monty Python and the Holy .... Shaper?
Tygra- # Sun is 8 min from earth at light speed
-> Ops #tmnt: This is true
Shredder A Speed of an AMerican Swallow carrying a coconut between it's claws
would take a while :)
Shredder see if TN gets that one :)
Tygra Not if its a certain Shaper american swallow
Tygra that likes to use coconut and stuff
Hey! Has anybody here seen Spaceballs!?
*** Raphael has left #tmnt (Are
you saying I'm cultured?)
Leonardo ooooh...
Leonardo Raph!!
Leonardo bad turtle
Jupie069 haha
Leonardo hmm.. yogurt...
Leonardo there is one area of merchandising I don't think TMNT did... LOL
Leonardo could you imagine???
Leonardo Raphberry yogurt
Jupie069 haha
Leonardo made with fresh raspberries in it of course
Leonardo with this goofy Raph toonlooking art on the container
Jupie069 hehe
Leonardo Donvilla?
Leonardo hmmm
Leonardo Donvanilla
Jupie069 =0
Leonardo Leolemon...
Leonardo hm
Leonardo what flavors..
Leonardo OOH AIIG
Leonardo 'how about lemonardo'
HLM Lemonardo?
* Leonardo baps Aig
* HLM checks Leo for a fever
Leonardo uh...
Jupie069 lol
Leonardo Bananagelo
Leonardo oh.. Banangelo
HLM LOL!
Jupie069 hahaaa
* HLM wonders if she should get out the sedative
Leonardo Casey Crunk
Leonardo err
Leonardo Crunch
Leonardo we missed a whole marketing mess here!
Leonardo totally revolting!
Leonardo Splinter swirl
Leonardo but that sounds like icecream
* Leonardo LOOKS at Aig
Leonardo think *I* Have a fever???
Leonardo I think Aig is worse than me
HLM I can't tell the difference, here...
Jupie069 hehe
Leonardo well.. I.. being Leo.. am doing the typing
Leonardo but, Aig is watching and chipping in his 2 cents
Leonardo which is about all that Splinter swirl was worth...
HLM Ahhh....
* HLM hugs Leo
HLM I'm glad you know you're you!
Leonardo aww
* HLM looks at that and makes sure it makes SOME sense...
What about Clap on Clap off? ...
Raphael Wouldn't be the first time...watched one guy try to get Leo's nick at least
6 times one day
Raphael On...off...on...off...
Leonardo LOL
Raphael I mean, after the first few times, wouldn't you get the hint? Why would he
think the nick would suddenly become unreg'd?
TurtleNinja Hehe...
TurtleNinja Nick on, Nick off. Nick on, nick off. :P
Dark-Turtle Mouth off
BRB, WB, BBIAB, BBL, BBT, LTNS,...etc....
MonaLisa BBiaB
Klork bbiabwhaa??
MonaLisa Be Back in a Bit, silly.
Klork OOOOhhh..
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Leonardo bibibbibibibibibibi
Klork be in back in be back in be in back in be in back in be in back in??
* Klork looks at Leo
Klork you're confusing me.
Leonardo :)
Leonardo you are confusing me so I am confusing you
Judge me not by my oy! But by the thpt and the *groan*!
* Klork oys
MoJoJoJoJo Why are you oying? Oying implies something
silly was said, wich I don't remember. If I did
remember, I would have remembered the comment that
would have preceded the oy. But I remember no such
comment, therefore the coment didn't exisit. Therefore,
there is no reason for the oy
Klork oy doesn't always imply something silly said..
it can also imply something annoying said as well....or
just something to say when nothing can be said .
* Klork is an "oy" expert..
MoJoJoJoJo Annoying? Are you saying the way I talk
is annoying? I speak in precise , clear comments.
Wich is not how everyone else talks. I do not speak,
reiterate, speak, and reiterate it again. That would
be annoying. I am clear, precise, I do not reiterate.
Therefore, I am nnot annoying
Klork oh? I find what you say now is annoying *G*
MoJoJoJoJo heh
MoJoJoJoJo I mean, heh. If I did not find something
funny, I would not have said heh, but I did. I found
something funny, hence the heh. If there was nothing
funny, I would not have said heh.
MoJoJoJoJo there we go :)
* Klork finds your definitions repetitive..therefore
gives you an oy...a *groan* and a thumbs up in annoyance
*G*
This is what happens to Ops when there's a full moon out...
-Raphael- Danny, Donny, Jordan, Jon & Joe! HA!!!
-Klork- WH--HUH!?
-Raphael- Heh...just before you came in, we had a visitor with the nick "New Kid on the Block"...I've been trying to remember all of the NKOTB's names....finally remembered Jordan's
-Brent^^:@#tmnt- Jon? What about me? *G*
-Klork- HEyyy...I know a Jon who spells his name that way..
-Brent^^:@#tmnt- One of their names was Jon? Oh my.. that's a disgrace to my good name!
-Raphael- Eeee! We've got one of the New Kids, right here in our channel!!!
-Klork- poor brent--*cackles* Er...I mean...I REALLY feel sympathy for you..*lols*
-Brent^^:@#tmnt- ACK!!!!!!!
* Emerald_Isle looks over at Brent
* Brent^^ looks at Emer
Emerald_Isle Can you sing?
Brent^^ Don't even think about it
Tarzan...need I say more?
Emerald_Isle You need to get your hair cut
Brent^^ HA! NEVER! I am tarzan
Brent^^ Tarzan must have long hair. Thpptt!
* Emerald_Isle looks between Brent & Klork, snickering
Klork HEY!
Klork LEave me OUTTA this!!
Emerald_Isle I can't help it!
Emerald_Isle You remind me of Tarzan, too
Klork but but...I have BLACK hair!!!
Klork Tarzan has knotty brown hair...like BRENT! *points*
Emerald_Isle Hair can be coloured, bro
Klork heh...NO..I'm not CURLING it..OR DYING it..
Brent^^ Hey, my hair is lovely
Klork you just keep tellin' yerself that...*G*
Brent^^ Jane does *G*
Emerald_Isle And Rose likes to wear yellow...just like Jane
* Klork groans
Klork but she's NOT Jane...ask her!
* Klork whines, looking at Brent "Tell them I'm not Tarzan..and that YOU are!!"
Brent^^ Hehehe. You my twin
Brent^^ :)
Emerald_Isle I knew it!!!
Emerald_Isle THE MISSING LINK!
Klork NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George, George, Klork of the Jun---D'OH!
Brent^^ Now I remember you! you're my cousin George! George of the Jungle!
* Klork BLINKS
Emerald_Isle *snicker*
Klork I am NOT some guy who swings around slamming into TREES..
Emerald_Isle Klork, Klork, Klork of the Jungle...strong as he can be
* Brent^^ laughs
Brent^^ Hey, he made it sometimes
* Emerald_Isle laughs, too
* Klork whimpers "But I don't talk to apes that're smarter than me!!"
Brent^^ Er..I should say YOU made it sometimes
Brent^^ You talk to humans! I had to learn! Thptt!
Emerald_Isle> Oh, don't leave yourself open like that, bro
* Klork eyes Emer "Dont EVEN..."
* Emerald_Isle laughs some more
* Klork not Brenden Fraiser EITHER...ug.
Brent^^ Emer? Do EVEN *G*
* Klork scratches his head "Ug like Rock"
Raphael We could do a really tropicl/jungle kinda thing here...between Tarzan, Klork of the Jungle and Miss Coconuts....
Emerald_Isle Shut up, Raph
* Klork BLINKS.."Uh..I'll pass!!! REALLY!!"
Did I miss something here...?
* CaptainBlue BAPS all the stupid people in the world.
* Brent^^ looks at Raph, then to CB Um.. I think you missed... Nah, nevermind *innocent grin*
Klork OW!
* Klork blinkblinks
Klork what was that for, CB!?
An eye for an eye, I suppose *G*
* Brent^^ jumps up and grab's Raph's wings
Emerald_Isle Don't kill him!!!
Raphael Thank you, Emer
Emerald_Isle I need my powers back, first!!
* Brent^^ looks at Raph you sure are an ugly lookin' sparrow
Raphael Well, you're sure an ugly looking human, so we're even
Hamsters: A child's worst nightmare...or at least Tarzan's *EG*
Stepha_Nova (at least they're not throwing small rodents at each other *G*)
* Klork shoves Harvey The Wonder Hamster down Brent's loincloth
Klork who said anything about rodents, Steph?? *G*
Stepha_Nova my hamster died yesturday
Klork awwwww
``Jessie awwwww
Klork here..um..have Harvey..but..
* Klork looks at Brent
Klork I um..can't get him for you..
Stepha_Nova noo!!
Emerald_Isle Gross, Klork
* Klork looks all disgusted
Stepha_Nova me no want hamster from that area of Brents body!!!
Klork LOL!
* Brent^^ tackles Klork and covers him in more fruits
Klork ACK!
Brent^^ WHAT!?
Stepha_Nova NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brent^^ WHAT?!!!?
* Klork think Brent missed something here....
* Brent^^ me does too
Stepha_Nova I think so too
Emerald_Isle Brent, careful...you've got an animal in your pants
Klork be careful, Brent...those animals are VERY....friendly.
Stepha_Nova ROTFL
Brent^^ I DID! I DID MISS SOMETHING!
Brent^^ OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW WO!!!!! My ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emerald_Isle LOL!!!!!
* Klork thinks Brent should scroll up--neevvvver mind *G*
* Brent^^ whacks Klork left and right left and right
Emerald_Isle Well, that should make the Leo costume fit better....
Klork ow...to the left...ow to the right..ow to the left...ow to the right..
Brent^^ ARGH!!!!!!
Klork hm...I didit again..to think..this will alllllll be on the JFF page *G*
Brent^^ ACK!
Emerald_Isle Heh...I was thinking of putting it somehow on my page *G*
* Klork cackles
Brent^^ make sure you put some kind of a warning on there. "Warning, some animals might have been harmed during the making of this RP. Or at least very emotionally scarred." *G*
Stepha_Nova in your pants?
Stepha_Nova I know I'd be scarred
Brent^^ Hey! Down there is the best part of me!
Emerald_Isle TMI! TMI!!!!!
* Klork covers his ears!!!!!
Emerald_Isle Brent, please...keep your fantasies to yourself!!!!!
Well, that's certainly a creative way of doing it....
* Klork shrugs
Klork hey, gotta give him an A for effort at least...
Raphael Then it'd be an affort, not an effort...
Klork who knows...we may have some nasty sewer rats out there that he'll stop from stealin' leftovers...
* Klork baps Raph over the head with the back of his hand
Klork doof.
Raphael Food
* Klork groans
Raphael And I thought Mike was our resident leftover shitcher
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*** Donatello sets mode: -b *!Raph@spc-isp-mtl-uas-39-37.sprint.ca
* Klork blinkblinks
Raphael OOps
Raphael Snitcher
Donatello LOL
Klork LOL!
TurtleNinja hah!
Raphael Wrong typo!
Ah yes, a quit message area should go right about here, don'tcha think?
Emerald_Isle has left #tmnt (Being ruler of hell is ok...but the retirement package sucks)
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(Quit: Do not mess in the affairs of dragons, for you
are small, crunchy & good with ketchup.)
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look at me like that!)
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autodestruct system within the next 20 seconds those
male sexual organs will be in orbit around the nearest
planet. Along with every one else's organs sexual or
otherwise.)
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move my computer outside. BBL)
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hang lower than your grass skirt *G*)
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outta here like this, you beat me senseless upon my return!!)
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by hundreds of women around the world when he made his
first film appearance on the silver screen. Oh Di
Caprio? Never heard of him" ([;(-))
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thing to waste unless you have something worth spending
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from we call that bait.)
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surprised to find out that the sledgehammer has only
one moving part: it." -Steve Martin)
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take whats in the box!" she's going for the box!!...the box has....
nothing!....you so stupiiiiiiiiiiid!!)
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his pants start to slide and we can see his undies.")
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number of things. At this point im so behind im never gunna die)
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baps to donatello4@msn.com*)
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into the sewer with the rest of us.)
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poof, yeah, Miss Eloquent...that's me)
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babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night, it'll all seem all right, I'll get you a
satanic mechanic.)
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poodle wrestling right after these messages)
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FUGU FOGU - all the reason to never join FOGU!)
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sleeping I shall go, I drooling I shall go, Hi ho the dairy 'Mo, A snoring I
shall go!!!")
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go up, it's like the whole world is made of donuts.)
*** Quits: Raphael (Quit: When
you can't recall saying that you're leaving...then wonder how everyone
knew...it's a good indication it's beddy bye time...)
*** Quits: Leonardo (Quit: a
kilt... a kilt... tis better than golden underwear... :))
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(Quit: "So, you torture
yourself voluntarily? Um, I know it's for nation and all that, but isn't that
masochism???")
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performed an illegal operation and will be shut down" message, right in the
CPU!)
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set off the smoke detectors if I stay any longer.)
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make you a mumpy?)
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Armies of undead are coming for me! SING, everyone! "Oh the armoes of undead are
CO-ming, the armies of undead are CO-ing"...you're not singing!!)
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