stare blankly, wondering how to work the damned thing. scream "Girl Power!" into the receiver and then slam it back down. what's a telephone? never hear the phone at all -- no friends to ring me. answer the door.
scream "Girl Power!" into the receiver and then slam it back down.
what's a telephone?
never hear the phone at all -- no friends to ring me.
answer the door.
be referred to in song as 'Easy'. promote paedophilia. shag Richard Branson. scream incessantly about my "tits", my "arse", my tongue, etc. shave years off my age.
promote paedophilia.
shag Richard Branson.
scream incessantly about my "tits", my "arse", my tongue, etc.
shave years off my age.
everything, as long as it's lesbian! any position that involves me acting like a schoolgirl for a bloke. gosh! What a rude question! doggy style, of course. sex? Haven't had any for ages.
any position that involves me acting like a schoolgirl for a bloke.
gosh! What a rude question!
doggy style, of course.
sex? Haven't had any for ages.
to those who act immature. when you shag people at Virgin. to me, cos I'm the most adorable person ever! if you shout "Girl Power!" 8 times an hour. to everyone else. Pay me some attention!
when you shag people at Virgin.
to me, cos I'm the most adorable person ever!
if you shout "Girl Power!" 8 times an hour.
to everyone else. Pay me some attention!
screaming. eating. shouting. big hair. shagging.
eating.
shouting.
big hair.
shagging.
footy, cos I'm dead hard, like. someone in a flashy car. the food tray. anyone who wants to shag me. zigazig ah.
someone in a flashy car.
the food tray.
anyone who wants to shag me.
zigazig ah.
when I slam my body down and whine it all around. at the mall. when I'm shagging. never ever. at the doughnut shop.
at the mall.
when I'm shagging.
never ever.
at the doughnut shop.
seeing how much food I can stuff in my mouth at once. wearing life preservers in the middle of the city. booze. prostitution. winning the Biggest Hair Ever competition.
wearing life preservers in the middle of the city.
booze.
prostitution.
winning the Biggest Hair Ever competition.
being able to sing on key. looking attractive in a swimsuit. being well-liked. getting ahead without taking off your clothing. taking a picture with a closed mouth.
looking attractive in a swimsuit.
being well-liked.
getting ahead without taking off your clothing.
taking a picture with a closed mouth.
look for some kinky 'Catholic Schoolgirl' attire. go play footy in the dirt. go stock up on condoms. go to Victoria's Secret -- much more class. hurl boomerangs to keep people away.
go play footy in the dirt.
go stock up on condoms.
go to Victoria's Secret -- much more class.
hurl boomerangs to keep people away.
absolutely none of my songs. the bits that say zigazig ah. you mean we're supposed to know how to write? everything! Girl power! Well, maybe not really. under the penname Noam Chomski. No, really!
the bits that say zigazig ah.
you mean we're supposed to know how to write?
everything! Girl power! Well, maybe not really.
under the penname Noam Chomski. No, really!
screaming uncontrollably. shagging in the loo. shagging in the bedroom. left completely alone. wearing only a bra top and swearing.
shagging in the loo.
shagging in the bedroom.
left completely alone.
wearing only a bra top and swearing.
laugh at my clothing. laugh at my hair. tell me what they want, what they really, really want. be paedophiles. look at my breasts.
laugh at my hair.
tell me what they want, what they really, really want.
be paedophiles.
look at my breasts.
loud. big-haired. cutesy. lusted after. unliked.
big-haired.
cutesy.
lusted after.
unliked.
doing gymnastics. screaming incessantly. my hooters. attracting child molester pervs. being the only girl I know able to keep my mouth shut in piccies.
screaming incessantly.
my hooters.
attracting child molester pervs.
being the only girl I know able to keep my mouth shut in piccies.
Downtown Julie Brown. Heidi Fleiss. Arnold Schwartzenegger. Martha Stewart. Drew Barrymore in E.T..
Heidi Fleiss.
Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Martha Stewart.
Drew Barrymore in E.T..
that I'm talented. that I'm attractive. that men like me for more than my breasts. that I dress well. that I look good in short skirts.
that I'm attractive.
that men like me for more than my breasts.
that I dress well.
that I look good in short skirts.
people who've never heard my music. my old prostitute mates. people who are giving me cash. myself, cos no one else will hang with me. my mummy.
my old prostitute mates.
people who are giving me cash.
myself, cos no one else will hang with me.
my mummy.
backflips make up for a flat chest. the bigger the hair, the cooler the person. 'wannabe' is one word. people don't hire my breasts, they hire me. paedophilia isn't all bad.
the bigger the hair, the cooler the person.
'wannabe' is one word.
people don't hire my breasts, they hire me.
paedophilia isn't all bad.
huh? spend the rest of the day looking up 'retrograde'. cry for my mum. realise that I'm holding the paper upside down -- oops! wonder if I should take off my top to appease Mercury.
spend the rest of the day looking up 'retrograde'.
cry for my mum.
realise that I'm holding the paper upside down -- oops!
wonder if I should take off my top to appease Mercury.
whatever Virgin tells me it is. when I scream "Tell me what you want" repeatedly. wazzat? a good way to trick kids into giving you cash. not as fun as prostitution.
when I scream "Tell me what you want" repeatedly.
wazzat?
a good way to trick kids into giving you cash.
not as fun as prostitution.
hair spray. the ribbed condom industrial strength zit concealer. doughnuts. trainers.
the ribbed condom
industrial strength zit concealer.
doughnuts.
trainers.
zigazigging. shagging. eating. whining all around. boomerangs.
whining all around.
boomerangs.
all the time. when I sing. when I don't have on my makeup. when I yell "Girl Power!" unless they are paedophiles.
when I sing.
when I don't have on my makeup.
when I yell "Girl Power!"
unless they are paedophiles.
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mousy brown