*Singing*

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No but seriously ....

I hate the word 'RAVE'!

The word drives me frikken NUTS!

At this point I 'could' ... 'should' ... do loads of research and create the 'ULTIMATE DANCE GUIDE!!!' ... With loads of interesting links and information ... However ... I WON'T.

Why? Cos I'm lazy ... And this homepage is starting to be more trouble than it is worth.

Instead ... I ask ya to go some kinda web engine ... I cannae be bothered like ....

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Back to me naming every club I have been into in my life ...

Are ya ready? Here goes then ...

OH I CAN'T BE ARSED!

It 'sounded like a good idea ... up until I realised I had to type all those friggin' names.

There you go ... My club and DJ's guide ... I hope you found it most interesting and helpful.