Essays







Here are a few of the articles I've written. In case you’re interested. If not, here are some cool quotes from H.L. Mencken

Idiot Clause Why can’t we kill all the lawyers?
Not-so-teenaged Angst I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore.
Love is Dead If you think you're in love, you're kidding yourself
Religion Can’t we all just get along?
The Army What’s wrong with this picture?
Coffee This coffee doesn’t seem to be working...
BTU Ever had a truly horrible teacher?
Shrinks and Such Consider this alternative to therapy...
AmEx Blows Jerry Seinfeld can just shove his American Express Card up his skinny ass.
Deep Blue The results of Man vs. Machine are in. Guess who lost? Click for PDF
Frat Boys Ripping out their throats sounds about right to me...
House of Arrogance I didn't write this, but I wish I did. It's an article by Bob Herbert, a NY Times columnist.