Psychobabble: The Book and how it came to be

Contained on this page is all the technical information found within the actual Psychobabble: The book. But first, how it came to be.

A Brief History of Time,
by Gustavo Belotta

There I was there I was there I was in...the coffee shop. So I wrote a silly story and I read it to a crowd. Strangely enough, they liked it. So I wrote another. Next thing I know, Simeon's telling me WE should keep writing them. "We?" I said, one eyebrow raised. "Yeah, we. It'll be fun. If it works out, we'll keep doing them." I had some serious doubts. I work alone. So we got together one night in front of a computer screen and typed, and deleted, and typed, and deleted, and typed, and edited, and deleted...well, you get the idea. The final product was actually not too shabby, and again, the audience liked it. So we kept writing them. Eventually we put them all together and made a book out of the deal. Nothing major, just a step up from pamphlets. But we actually sold a few. Will wonders never cease? So here I am attempting to duplicate all that was to be found within that book. It's a lot cheaper than printing out copies and sending them to everyone.

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