My Own Personal Dungeon: Nny's domain.

It's me, your Lady and Mistress Lfaeri again. Ummm...I'm adding new pages to the site. The Award page is up, the Awards I've Won site should be up in about a day. I am also working on another section of this site, which will be dedicated to my other favorite comic book, the Book of Faeries. It's very different from JtHM, tho. I like it,however. I bought the X-Files soundtrack, and man, it rules.

In other news, I got a letter from Jhonen! Woo! That kicks ass, you know? here it is...

Hello, Ifaeri. ( I think you gots a purty name. )

I am writing to say, THANKS. Yesssss....thanks for the kind words you had for my books and other related nonsense.

Nice webpage you have.

> i will continue to read it, even if you become hideously >overweight and draw only soap opera stories about dolly parton clones.(this was in reference to something I had said in my letter to him about JtHM)

Well, I am now 400 pounds, so COME'N LOVE ME WOMAN!!! BLAAAAAARB!!!

Jhonen V

Cool-assed, eh? Whoa, he thinks I gots a purty name. That's awful niiicee of him, ain't it? *g*. That's it for now. yay.

Sooo. Thank you for seeing my site, and I welcome you. Remember, I love email. :-)

**THE MONOLOGUE THAT STARTED IT ALL**

The first time I picked up a JTHM, I was 13, fed up with life and utterly convinced that I was not only alone in my opinions and views, but that I would always be. Once I read JTHM #1, my entire perspective changed. I suddenly loved everything that Nny said and stood for and meant(as sick as it was). I didn't really care about the fact that he had caverns below his home filled with corpses--he had the same type of pain I did, the kind I was convinced that no one else could have. Unfortuantely, I somehow misplaced my JTHM #3-6, so all I have now are #s 1,2, and 7( and couple of equally delightful Squees). I never even got a chance to read the ones I lost, so I'm looking forward to buying the Trade Paperback Which I now have. Scroll down and read about it.

One major thing that clouds my life is my hatred for my school and the brats who attend it. They can't see that my differences, my individuality, make me a more interesting person, not a worse one. When I am done with middle school, when I go to high school and am liberated because my friends and I will have a place and actually make sense, I will look back on this and smile. But for now I frown.

Here's a nice little overview of JTHM:

made by matt sheridan

Any way, I cannot say how much I admire Jhonen Vasquez(JTHM's author. If you do not know what I am talking about, get yourself to a comix store and buy everything with his name on it). He has courage, intelligence, wit and a bloody good bit of synism. There is a quote from JTHM #2 that I particullary like because I can apply it to nearly everyone at my school:

Yes, maybe not so much the last two or three lines, but the main point is true in so many ways for my school. And the sad thing is that they don't even know it.(Before I go any further, I cannot resist the urge to say the following things:

Linda Tripp is a fatassed tramp;

The guy who played Mozart in "Amadeus"(1984) was hot;

The eternal mystery is why 450 lb women are so compelled to wear bright green spandex pants and fuschia halter tops.

Thank you. Oh, and Ewan McGregor is the most gorgeous guy to ever walk the face of the earth.) Any way, since it is 3 am and I have to go to school tommorow, I should work on this page tommorow. But I'M NOT TIRED! I'M NOT TIRED! I just drank a niiiiiiicccccceeeeeee coke. Yum.

Back to Nny. For you peons out there who have slept through my ramblings, let me fill you in on JTHM: He's in his mid-twenties, really skinny, in my opinion, cute, drawn by a genius who I wish would fix his email, lives in a house with the number 777 next door to Todd(Squee)Casil, whose parents hate him; he tortures people for fun, trying to get the girl he almost killed to come back to him(she won't) and has black hair, which was changed but seems to have gone back to normal.

Table of Continence

All of the magnificent artwork on this website is copyrighted to the Great One, Jhonen Vasquez and the fallen angels at Slave Labor Graphics who publish his work.

Homicidies since April 10th, 1998

Wanna yell at me, barf on my computer, tell me what a goddamned genius I am? Mail me!!

Pleese! or Link to my site with these lovely banners.

"stab the rabbit!"

that's a private joke between me and my cool little friends. You wouldn't get it. Go sing Spice Girls songs until your head explodes. Then you might get it.

Wanna hear a good joke?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm a schitzophrenic

And so am I.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that's so damn funny.

What's more disgusting than a mountain of dead babies?

One live baby trying to eat its way out.