Pictures of me
By accessing this page you
hereby agree that you are one or more of the below
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You ought to be locked up in a room
with padded walls... wearing a white coat with really long sleeves and
on regular antipsychotic medication for you and those many many voices
you keep hearing
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you are bored out of your mind and
this is safer than slashing your wrists or jumping off a tall building.
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you wish to prove that you have the
stomach for anything and that nothing can make you vomit or faint.
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you like horror and gore and none
of the horror movies these days can make your hair stand on end
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you are a sadist who ties up his
victims and enjoys the look of pain as they view the following page
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You are a maschoist who wants to
feel real pain and suffering
OBLIGATORY
HEALTH WARNING!!!
VIEWING THE FOLLOWING PAGE MAY RESULT IN THE
FOLLOWING UNPLEASENT SIDE EFFECTS
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DEATH
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LOSS OF CONSCIOUSNESS
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VOMITING
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NAUSEA
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PALPITATIONS
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SWEATING
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LOSS OF BLADDER AND BOWEL CONTROL
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POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER
YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!!!
OK...ON TO THE PICTURES
GRADUATION DAY,
DIVING TRIP TO TIOMAN 1999