THE APPLESHADE FILES

Mr Appleshade and his faithful sidekick, the Reservoir Frog, lead quite an interesting life.  Their mission, (should they choose to accept it), is to bring a little carnage and calamity back to this mundane world.  They intend to accomplish this task armed only with a headful of (bad) puns, a fistful of (scathing) sarcasm, and a bagful of (very large) fully automatic weapons.  So join us, as we follow the exploits, and the exploited, of this wonderful pair...

FILE TWO:  Mime's A Large One

FILE ONE:An Introduction

FILE FOUR: Though I Ramble Through the Valley of Death

FILE THREE: Fore!

FILE FIVE: Rush Hour

FILE SIX: A Fry Sense of Humour

FILE SEVEN: Social Commentary

FILE EIGHT: Millenium Gnome

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