Disclaimer: Now, first off, I need to add a disclaimer here. Some of these rants were first published in the University of Waterloo's student newspaper Imprint and I'm putting them here because 1.) it shows you, the reader, how I've progressed and matured as a writer, and 2.) it makes it look like I've written tons for this site. So, if you start getting references to the University or that paper, you'll know why.


Evolution: Not just for monkeys anymore
(July 28th, 2000)
Hate Mail Anonymous
(June 21st, 2000)
 Welcome to the School of Hard Knocks
(May 5th, 2000)
 Bludgeoning a dead horse
(March 31st, 2000)
 Pondering Life and Death
(March 17th, 2000)
Fill This
(March 10th 2000)
Restaurant goodness
(March 3rd, 2000)
Life is bludgeoning me in my sleep
(February 25th, 2000)
Back to the USSR
(February 18th, 2000)
Quit your bitching
(February 12th, 2000)
Why can't we be friends?
(November 9th, 1999)
To hell with censorship
(November 2nd, 1999)
What's my age again?
(September 28th, 1999)
'Cuz you gotta have faith
(September 18th, 1999)
Get aboard the soul train
(August 25th, 1999)
Forever the King/Takin' care of business
(August 16th, 1999)
I Shot JFK
(July 26th, 1999)
How to burn a book in 5 easy steps
(July 19th, 1999)
Protesting 101
(July 12th, 1999)
I'm all fucked up
(July 5th, 1999)
Sleep is Overrated
(June 21st, 1999)
Get a Job
(June 14th, 1999)
The Doctor is Charged
(November 27th, 1998)
Choose life
(November 20th, 1998)
The price of freedom
(November 13th, 1998)
It's beginning to look a lot like Chri$tma$
(November 6th, 1998)
I still haven't found what I'm looking for
(October 30th, 1998)
Public Opinion
(October 23rd, 1998)
A plea for intelligence
(October 16th, 1998)
An army's life for me
(October 9th, 1998)
Welcome to the information station
(October 2nd, 1998)
It's the end of the world as we know it
(September 25th, 1998)
Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer
(September 18th, 1998)
The Revolution of 1998
(April 3rd, 1998)
Why I'm Proud to be Canadian (Reason 1029)
(March 27th, 1998)
St. Paddy was a drunkard/Gang warfare on the bus
(March 20th, 1998)
Apathy R' Us
(March 13, 1998)
Benny Hinn is the Anti-Christ
(March 6th, 1998)

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