Poetry
yes, this is my
poetry page, where you can read my poetry and get bored and fall
asleep just to suddenly be awoken by someone you don't like telling
you that you're going to be late for work and generally ruin your
whole day and wish you never read this #%@! in the first place. Well,
now that that's out of the way, please enjoy this poetry (and some
song lyrics).
The different poems
date from around 1995 (when I was about 13 or 14) to now (I'm 18).
The songs date from 1999 to now.
Here are a couple of
midi files to listen to while your reading
The
Deathless Horsie
- Frank Zappa
Watermelon
in Easter Hay
- Frank Zappa
Starship
Trooper -
Yes
Karn
Evil 9-1st Impression
- Emerson Lake & Palmer.
Poems
The poems with a *
are my favorites.
What?
*
This
Poem Means Nothing/Stare
*
Gibberish
Hedgehogs
Don't Like Jello *
The
Journey *
Dinner....Disrupted
*
Uh....Yeah
Applience
Employee
Goodbye
Twirling
'Round
The
Lonely Viola (a story)
I'm
Really Not on Drugs *
Pickin'
I
Love you More than Anything
Young
Love
Don't
Touch that Thing!
*
5
Wishes
Victor
the Venusion
Saying
Goodbye
The
Stupidest Poem You'll Ever Read *
Grumpy
Poem/Untitled
The
Keys and the Cheese and the Fleas
This
Poem Doesn't Rhyme
Food
*
The
Man That Rewired Your Mind
Walking
Arguement
(a poem for 2 voices)
Ha
Ha Ha
Since
I'm Bored I'll Write a Poem
Untitled
*
This
Christmas I Bought You a Present *
Christmas
Present
A
Silly Little Thing That Doesn't Make any Sense But I Wrote it Anyway
Because I Sort of Like it.
When
I Went to the Dentist *
If
And But
Hemaglobin
*
Beatnik
with a Problem *
Trudoe
the Tree Deer
I
Gotta Pee
The
Variation of Bullies
The
Run
I've
Run Out of Creativity Juice
Death
and a Salesman *
The
Weird One
Heeden
Bo *
The
Ant Hills
How
Buddy Jazzed Up His Life
*
Song Lyrics
Ralph
was Makin' Love to a Lawn Gnome (rated PG) *
Waitsish
Fishes
Oh!
The Pain!
The
Fast Food Blues *
Root
Beer *
The
Voice of Doom
You're
Drowning
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