Jasla's Nifty Palatial Homepage of Spiffy Nothings, Everythings, and BSSM Paraphanalia




Heh-heh. You have fallen into my personal Hell, pathetic mortal!

I just love saying that. But it's got nothing to do with anything. Now that I think of it, nothing I do or say has anything to do with anything. Oh man. I'm babbling again. That's all I do, y'no? I babble about the price of fish these days, the Dark Kingdom, kawaii guys, and how much life sucks.

I don't mean that I babble about the price of fish in the Dark Kingdom. No, I don't think that the Dark Kingdom has fish. And even if it did, I wouldn't have to worry about it. I don't even have to worry about the Dark Kingdom coming to my town to steal our energy. No, I live in a geriatric community, filled with millions upon millions of old people babbling about what they ate for dinner last night, and how they don't want to pay taxes for their grandchildren's schooling. Goddamn red pinko commy bastards. Oh wait, I mean greedy capitolist running dog lackeys.

There's nothing wrong with coomies, or capitalists. I used to be a commy. Now I am greedy, decadent, obnoxious, and I like opera, which I couldn't stand when I was a Beatled-obssessed communist. Only a year and a half ago...

Aw hell. I mean, Hell. Tuxedo Kamen sucks his own dubber. Heh-heh.

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