· Someone buys a pack of cigarettes (2 if this person happens to be a little girl).
· A customer asks, "Are you open?"
· Dante proclaims, "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"
· Dante slams the cash register door closed in anger.
· Someone says "37".
· A scene is inserted to allow a cut to break up a long take.
· Quik Stop or RST Video's doors are locked during normal business hours.
· Randall insults a customer.
· Someone mentions smelling the odor of shoe polish.
· Someone screws a dead guy.
· A word from from one of your high school vocabulary quizzes that you can't define appears onscreen.
· Lenin's Tomb is onscreen.
· Silent Bob attempts the Jedi mind trick.
· T.S. whines about Brandi.
· You catch a glimpse of Brodie's dixie cup.
· Rene gets pissed at Brodie (2 if she physically hits him in the process).
· The food court is seen or mentioned.
· Brodie waxes philosophical on comic books.
· Willam tries to find the hidden picture.
· LaFours takes off or loses his hat.
· Somebody notices an unsupervised child riding the escalator.
· Brodie says, "Holy Shit!"
· A character describes Shannon's sexual habits.
· The Easter Bunny is accosted.
· Brodie discusses superhero sex organs or Lois Lane's fertility.
· Jay and Silent Bob make a failed attempt to wreck the stage.
· Someone mentions the back seat of a volkswagon.
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Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink).
· A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1 drink).
· Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1 drink).
· A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own discretion).
· Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother (2 drinks).
· Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2 drinks).
· Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks).
· Walt Flanagan's dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks).
· (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned.
Any reference to hockey is made (1 drink).
· A character from another Askew-niverse film is mentioned (1 drink).
· Jay or Silent Bob raise their fist to someone approaching them (1 drink).
· A pop culture reference is made (2 drinks, use your own discretion).
· Any character gives another character advice that he/she received from his/her grandmother (2 drinks).
· Any reference of Rick Derris having sex with someone is made (2 drinks).
· Jay gives or offers any drug to another character (2 drinks).
· Walt Flanagan's dog is mentioned in any context (3 drinks).
· (OPTIONAL) Choose a character and drink once each time their name is mentioned.
-1 drink-
Dawson talks about movies
-Jen hits on Dawson
-Joey bites lip and looks upward
-Andy freaks out
-Dawson's parents have an argument
-Abby annoys someone, or hits on someone
-people kiss
-someone gets stalked
-when Pacey get bitched out, or fucks up in some noticable way
-when Dawson stands in a boat
-Dawson and Joey fight
-Dawson and Joey sit on dock or roof
-Dawson tries to solve his parents problems
-Jack stares at Joey
-Pacy tries to be suave
-Anyone mentions anything about Pacey sleeping with his teacher.
-someone is slapped
-someone cheats on someone
-Pacy gets hair cut, or dies his hair
-a punch
south park Drink when...
It's not a rerun. Kenny dies.
Rats carry off Kenny's head.
Cartman says, "Son of a bitch!"
An animal is used in any sexual manner
Someone farts, drink twice if the fart is flaming.
Chef sings.
Chef makes up some nonsense word
Mr. Hat cusses.
Someone eats or discusses Cheesy Poofs.
Kyle kicks the baby.
Ike (the baby) says, "Don't kick the baby."
Someone says, "Sweet!"
Cartman says he's not fat, just big-boned.
Mr. Garrison spouts his perverted version of history.
Kenny "speaks."
Jesus appears, whether on his Jesus and Pals show or among the flock.
Any Jewish reference is made.
Kyle's mom is called a bitch.
Anything explodes.
Cartman is called a fatass.
There is any non-farting reference to the posterior, from satellites coming out of Cartman's ass to Stan's gay dog's forays into the neighborhood pet population to four-butted monkeys.
The cows appear. Again if they moo.
Kyle says, "...make sweet love...."
Cartman says, "Kick ass!"
Stan pukes on Wendy, again when she says, "Ew."
Stan gets the crap beat out of him by his sister.
Chef mentions love.
Cartman says, "Beefcake!"
The bus driver yells. Twice if she believes the boys' cover story for what they actually said.
Drain it if you can reasonably believe Chef is going to score.
Pip makes an appearance.
Chef curses.
Chef refers to the boys as crackers.
South Park residents either walk by or gather in front of Tom's Rhinoplasty building.
Officer Barbrady tries to cover up an incident.
Stan knows the moral of the story.
Cartman mentions pie.
The kids watch Terence and Phillip fart on each other.
The genetic engineer wants to reform his mad scientist ways.
The genetic engineer uses "lusciously" when he speaks.
Ned sings with his cancer kazoo.
Real pictures are used as posters, etc. in the background.
Someone other than Kenny dies.
Everytime Bigbie starts a fight
Everytime a movie title of a Sean Connery flick is mentioned
Everytime you see "Baby Dawn"
Everytime Sick Boy is dressed up but the other characters are not
Everytime no one in the room has a clue what Spud has just said
Everytime Renton does a voice over
Everytime the "C" word is used
Everytime the word "scag" is used
Everytime Renton & Sickboy have an indepth disscussion about Connery movies
Everytime Diane sounds Irish and not Scottish
Everytime Mikie Forester pops up
Everytime Football is mentioned or played
Everytime Tommy is seen naked or almost naked
Two words, Slow Motion (Tarantino style)
Flashbacks and Flashforwards occur
Anyone is shot
Quentin is on-screen
Anyone says something racial
Anyone says a name of a gangster (Mr. Pink, Mr. White, etc..)
Someone uses a cell phone (Yea, those are secure)
Anyone from Pulp Fiction does a cameo (Mr. orange, etc.)
Mr. Orange memorizes the weed, toilet story
An ear gets cut off
Mr. (color) is shot and dies
The three way shoot off at the end
