Boat-in by Cal-Mac , Fly-In by Wino Air, Drive there in a hot-wired Allegro - or Hop a freight car on the Hunterston Plutonium Express. The Wandering Wino's Gazeteer.
2. Entertainment &Accomodation
Rest your weary head upon the shiny green pillow of lager tainted grass in a cold fish supper. We check out the local hospitality to keep downwind of.
Get Wrecked On The Cannon Hill
soon - Play Lager Lottery
3. Where to Get Wazzocked - Soon
The lowdown on what street corners to stand-on - what songs to sing and the World's only guide to getting sozzled in Scotland's Dizneeland of Daylight Daze.
Meet the Wino's who made the town famous. A living history so real you'll beleive you can smell the vomit dribble down your Kapa fleece jacket.
Throughout the
site - you'll find this nice lady. She's listening to audio
listening to World Class audio and spoof ad's scattered around
the place. When you see the lady - put down your cider and click
to hear some really funny stuff.