This started me thinking about how great monkeys are, and so I honor them here with my tribute to digital monkey boys and me killing them.
This
monkey
boy
is
getting
uppity.
Look
at
him
kicking
my
ass.
He'll
pay
for
this
outrage
as
I
counter
his
Anxious
Ape
with
my
Drunken
Monkey.
Oop-Eek-Ack!
Cowed
and
dejected,
the
monkey
boy
accepts
his
fate
against
my
mastery
of
kung
fu.
Fear
Purificator,
the
Drunken
Boxer!
Guard
that
passage
monkey
boys!
Guard
it
well!
Scratch
yourself
and
sniff
the
air,
for
Purificator
lurks
in
the
shadows.
Like
most
people
in
the
"Thief"
games,
monkey
boys
don't
notice
when
you
douse
all
the
torches
with
water
arrows.
Nighty-night
monkey
boy.
This
is
a
"before"
picture
of
a
monkey
boy.
Note
his
poor
posture.
I
can
tell
from
his
grumbling
that
he's
unhappy
guarding
that
pile
of
bones
on
the
right,
so
I'll
relieve
him.
This
is
an
"after"
picture
of
a
monkey
boy.
Note
that
his
poor
posture
has
lead
to
an
uncomfortable
sleeping
position.
I
just
noticed
that
monkey
boys
have
bright,
shiny
butts.
Toting
monkey
boys
around
is
hard
work,
but
it's
important
to
clean
up
after
yourself.
I
can't
tell
you
how
many
times
my
mother
has
yelled
at
me
for
leaving
my
monkey
boys
lying
around.
Wow,
those
monkey
boys
really
pile
up!
This
is
a
"Where's
Waldo?"
thing.
How
many
monkey
boys
can
you
find
in
the
water?
Maybe
we'll
have
to
go
in
for
a
closer
look
later
and
see.
Monkey boys love water. I like to put them in the water and hear them sing. They have many lively songs that cheer up the dreariest mission. These monkey boys sang me an old monkey boy folk tune:
Yaaaarrh!Someone should record songs like that for the historical society before the monkey boys are all extinct.
Damn your eye!
Curse you!
Yaaaarrh!
These
monkey
boys
need
a
lifeguard!
I
can
swim,
but
they're
not
so
good
at
it.
Here
we
are
playing
"Marco-Polo."
You
can
tell
I'm
"Polo"
because
I
have
my
eyes
open.