Sassamaroo
This is my cat Sass. Sass is short for Sasquatch because he has the biggest freekin' paws in the cat world. It's also short for Sassy and Sassamaroo, because I just call him Sassamaroo and he's Sassy. Sass is my fat, lazy cat. All he does is eat and sleep. He won't even eat unless he just happened to narcoleptically fall asleep by the food dish. But he's a snugglebutt when you use all your spinach might on picking him up. He's always purring. See, fat things are cool, so quit telling me to go on a diet. Sass also likes to sleep on my keyboard which, let me tell you, makes it very hard to accomplish ANYTHING!