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~" The best movie they were in together was Sleepless in Philidelphia."
- Rachel

~" What?"
- Katie

~ Rachel just laughs.
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~"I will spill. Spill I will."
- Susie

~"Okay, Dr. Suess."
- Katie

~" Dr. SuessIE!
- Susie

~Ha ha ha...everyone laughs...ha ha ha
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~" What's your sign?
- Katie

~" I'm a virgo."
- Lee (My 9 year old brother)

~" Oh, the virgin."
- Katie

~" I'M NOT A VIRGIN!"
- Lee
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~" What are ya lookin' for, Lee?"
- Katie

~" I'm looking for men in tights!!!"
- Lee
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~" It's like....it's like...it's like...in German."
- Katie
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~" Let's go find some more rings."
- Lynnelle

~" No, because last time I said that it apparently meant "frisk me" to you!"
- Katie
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~" I feel so unloved."
- Lynnelle

~ (Frisking Lynnelle) "Better?"
- Katie
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~" Let's go sniff the air conditioners and feel up the fridges!!"
- Lynnelle
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~" Walking backwards helps me not have to pee because I have to twist my legs all funny."
- Lynnelle
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~"'Don we now our gay apparel,' takes on a whole new meaning with him."
- Matt
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~" Katie's pretty cool...for a sniffer."
- Lynnelle
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~" Here's one square, and here's another square...it doesn't look like a square, but I'm not drawing it over."
- My Math Teacher
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~" I feel like I have a bee in my pants."
- Lynnelle
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~" Don't touch my socks."
- Katie
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~" Shhhhhh....my name is coming up."
- Daryl
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~" Jelly beans?"
- Lynnelle

~" I don't think so."
- Katie
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~" Sean hugged me."
- Katie

~" I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to step back; you're now contaminated."
- Daryl
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~" Let go of my leg please."
- Lynnelle
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~" What are you, the Swedish Chef?!?"
- Katie
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~" I hit the floor."
- Katie
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~" Katie, I think I broke my eyeball."
- Lynelle

~" Again?"
- Katie
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~" I'm gonna get violent."
- Lynnelle

~" Aw, damn, Daryl!"
- Katie
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~" Holy hostile!!"
- Katie
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~" Ow, that's the floor."
- Katie
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~" Whoa, burning, ow!"
- Katie

~" Ow, burning again!"
- Katie
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~" Holy friendly!"
- Katie
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~" Ricki is..."
- Lynnelle

~" We don't talk about that."
- Katie

~" Senial?"
- Lynnelle

~" I SAID we don't talk about that!"
- Katie
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~" See, I told you he was a sneaky person!
- Katie
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~" Mr. Reagan's the name, and teaching's the game...now, what do you want?"
- A Substitute Math Teacher
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~" Now, these ones are easier because they're not as hard as the others."
- My Math Teacher

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